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Mar 18th, 2005 11:47 PM
DeadKennedys Sure, pleasing someone else can be nice for a change, but you can only do it for so long before it gets really old.

http://gorillamask.net/atleastonce.shtml

Sometimes I wanna come too, and not in the goddamn reservoir tip
Mar 18th, 2005 05:19 PM
kellychaos It's rabbit season. :itsduckseason
Mar 17th, 2005 06:32 PM
Helm Depends on which season it is.
Mar 17th, 2005 04:41 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
I think the hunt is kinda fun....
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Mar 17th, 2005 01:15 PM
Dole if you discuss sex in bullet points, you aren't getting any
Mar 15th, 2005 11:20 PM
Enquvist definitely!! gotta love the hunt!!
Mar 10th, 2005 12:27 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I think the hunt is kinda fun....
Mar 10th, 2005 12:26 PM
ziggytrix thanks matt, i had forgotten what this thread was about.
Mar 10th, 2005 12:04 PM
Matt Harty
Re: So is Sex overrated (for males)

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Originally Posted by Galvatron
Now, I cannot personally tell if masturbation and sex feels the same for women, but for men, both acts lead to the same feeling.

Orgasm

You can have one when you Masturbate, and also from having sex with a woman ( or another man...if you're into that sort of thing).

So one must ponder this, is Sex overrated if we can reach the same feeling through masturbation.

The simple answer would be yes, it is overrated, but only if we take these factors into consideration. However, there are other factors to be taken into account


* While orgasms between masturbation and sex can feel the same, jerking off and actually having sex have a radically different sensation

* If you're with a new partner, Sex can be awkward, because you want to be good in bed, and it can be stressful, sometimes even to a point to making the sex unpleasurable, and that really defeats the purpose.

* USUSALLY, not always, but most of the time, with sex comes a relationship ( this can be a good or bad thing, depending on what you want)

* Touching, Foreplay, etc- This is what truly seperates masturbation from sex. Being intimate with your partner. Touching, caressing, fondling, and so on.

* The Hunt- The most frustrating part of sex, and indeed, one of the most frustrating parts in life itself, is finding a proper mate. Now, you usually never reach your targeted goal on the first night of hunting. If you're lucky you might FIND your target on the first night, but then you have to work on her. You have to get her to like you enough to date you, by talking to her, giving advice, and other things , depending on what she asks from you. If, by some miracle, she is dating you, she'll either let you sleep with her, or you have to work towards it. And working towards it is basically the same as when you were just friends, except you get to neck every now and then


Taking all of these into consideration, is Sex over-rated, or is the effort to achieve it make it all the more better?

Mar 10th, 2005 05:22 AM
derrida
best possible sex

sex dreams where you think its real are the best kind obviously
Mar 10th, 2005 01:54 AM
Big McLargehuge some of us are giant pussies who actually get something out of causing pleasure for another person. so i guess for said pussies sex is not over-rated.
Mar 9th, 2005 06:24 PM
soundtest
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
Some of us cannot afford fine dining.
You don't need money to eat well - be creative!
Mar 9th, 2005 06:21 PM
N00bKill3R
Re: So is Sex overrated (for males)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Galvatron
* USUSALLY, not always, but most of the time, with sex comes a relationship ( this can be a good or bad thing, depending on what you want)
Relationships led to more sex... douche

That would also take away the "hunt" aspect and cut out a lot of the bullshit so you can get down to the good stuff
Mar 9th, 2005 06:16 PM
adept_ninja thank you galvatron but Id prefer to take advice from someone who has had sex and doesnt just beat himself silly every night.
and the answer is "no" its not overrated. you are overrated
Mar 9th, 2005 05:58 PM
kellychaos You castaways of God ... you foul beings!
Mar 9th, 2005 05:52 PM
Studio8 Try a pocket pussy
Mar 9th, 2005 05:49 PM
kellychaos Some of us cannot afford fine dining.
Mar 9th, 2005 05:28 PM
soundtest eat enough plain bread or eat enough insert_good_food_here*. either way you will be full, but i'd prefer to eat well.

*Please insert your favourite food to make this analogy work for you. By not including my favourite food, this will also minimize the possibility that some hilarious person will say something like "I don't like ____".
Mar 9th, 2005 05:13 PM
Esuohlim Girls smell nice and they have soft skin and boobs so no.
Mar 9th, 2005 03:18 PM
ziggytrix everything is overrated.
Mar 9th, 2005 02:22 PM
Galvatron
So is Sex overrated (for males)

Now, I cannot personally tell if masturbation and sex feels the same for women, but for men, both acts lead to the same feeling.

Orgasm

You can have one when you Masturbate, and also from having sex with a woman ( or another man...if you're into that sort of thing).

So one must ponder this, is Sex overrated if we can reach the same feeling through masturbation.

The simple answer would be yes, it is overrated, but only if we take these factors into consideration. However, there are other factors to be taken into account


* While orgasms between masturbation and sex can feel the same, jerking off and actually having sex have a radically different sensation

* If you're with a new partner, Sex can be awkward, because you want to be good in bed, and it can be stressful, sometimes even to a point to making the sex unpleasurable, and that really defeats the purpose.

* USUSALLY, not always, but most of the time, with sex comes a relationship ( this can be a good or bad thing, depending on what you want)

* Touching, Foreplay, etc- This is what truly seperates masturbation from sex. Being intimate with your partner. Touching, caressing, fondling, and so on.

* The Hunt- The most frustrating part of sex, and indeed, one of the most frustrating parts in life itself, is finding a proper mate. Now, you usually never reach your targeted goal on the first night of hunting. If you're lucky you might FIND your target on the first night, but then you have to work on her. You have to get her to like you enough to date you, by talking to her, giving advice, and other things , depending on what she asks from you. If, by some miracle, she is dating you, she'll either let you sleep with her, or you have to work towards it. And working towards it is basically the same as when you were just friends, except you get to neck every now and then


Taking all of these into consideration, is Sex over-rated, or is the effort to achieve it make it all the more better?

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