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Mar 31st, 2005 06:45 PM
Emu that actually made me laugh
Mar 31st, 2005 04:58 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Minor repairs with corn.
Knock-Knock: Vibrator break? ... .
Mar 31st, 2005 03:44 PM
Guitar Woman
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Minor repairs with corn.
Knock-Knock: Dooknob fall out last time your roommate tried to lock her boyfriend out when he took an untimely bathroom brake? Never fear! Just stick an ear of corn in the hole where the doorknob used to be, and Voila! Instant doorknob. Plus, for a prelecture snack, simply hold lighter under cob, ready salt-shaker, and open your kisser.
Mar 29th, 2005 01:04 PM
Guitar Woman Yeah but the great thing about this book is that it also helps those who are non-freshman. Even if you are a Junior you should buy this book. It's awesome! ^_^
Mar 29th, 2005 01:04 AM
executioneer http://www.novirginsallowed.com/bobo...s/college.html
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/bobo/hh/freshman.html

Mar 28th, 2005 10:00 PM
Guitar Woman
The college student's bible

My mom just got me a book called "The Real Freshman Handbook," and it is by far the most informing thing I have ever read. I don't know what I would have done had it not been for my mom's awesomeness.
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