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Jun 2nd, 2005 07:20 PM | ||
adept_ninja | I would have to disagree keep them coming these are always funny | |
Jun 2nd, 2005 07:13 PM | ||
nothing4buddha | no more threads like this, no more. | |
Jun 2nd, 2005 02:37 PM | ||
sports | I'm a ghost through...*scary*. | |
Jun 2nd, 2005 02:37 PM | ||
pjalne | Not as sad as being dead. | |
Jun 2nd, 2005 02:34 PM | ||
sports | Flirting with a unknown person on the internet while you have a real life girlfriend. Sad. | |
Jun 2nd, 2005 11:01 AM | ||
Matt Harty | boring aim convo forum | |
Jun 2nd, 2005 09:39 AM | ||
AChimp | I didn't read it, but it's not funny. It's ass shit, though. | |
Jun 1st, 2005 08:57 PM | ||
Lotida | That's just Matty boy keeping it real again. | |
Jun 1st, 2005 07:44 PM | ||
Big Papa Goat | funny ass shit | |
Jun 1st, 2005 06:57 PM | ||
The One and Only... |
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Jun 1st, 2005 12:57 PM | ||
ziggytrix |
where was the funny ass shit? "since she thought that I looked like one of you guys" what, did she describe protoclown or something?? "jenni19384: i like to hide behind the computer " my bet is she couldn't hide behind a computer smaller than a mainframe. |
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Jun 1st, 2005 11:07 AM | ||
Chojin | No, I am way funnier than that. | |
Jun 1st, 2005 12:18 AM | ||
Emu | It's Chojin in disguise. | |
Jun 1st, 2005 12:16 AM | ||
Tara |
Wait. I thought you were a fat fuck bi guy. |
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May 31st, 2005 11:36 PM | ||
adept_ninja | Im so totally gonna tell your girlfriend and shes gonna drop you like a bad habit | |
May 31st, 2005 11:16 PM | ||
The One and Only... |
This is some funny ass shit. Enter Jenni, a supposed 18 year old girl from Oklahoma. Jenni and I talked once before. Apparently "she" found out about me from a message board. I'm pretty sure it's this one, since she thought that I looked like one of you guys. Even after I told her that wasn't me, she still tried to pursue me... Is it a fat middle-aged gay guy, huge bodybuilding woman, kid from school, or a real person? You decide. Oh, and keep in mind that this entire time I'm just going with the joke!!! There's no way I would ever cheat on my awesome girlfriend with some random person I've never met before in my life. jenni19384: hey sexy OAO3405: are you invisible? OAO3405: oh, nvm OAO3405: i thought i had you on my buddy list... jenni19384: :-( OAO3405: haha i do know OAO3405: *now jenni19384: well jenni19384: good deal OAO3405: you haven't been on in a while jenni19384: how would you know since you didn't have me on your list :-( OAO3405: you were on my Recent Buddy list!!! jenni19384: oh ok, well are you still with your gf? OAO3405: yes OAO3405: tomorrow is her birthday jenni19384: well that is too bad cause i'm feeling frisky OAO3405: i see jenni19384: ok i'm sorry i don't want to scare you off again jenni19384: i think last time i was too aggressive OAO3405: you didn't scare me off lol OAO3405: i like aggressive women OAO3405: saves me a lot of work jenni19384: if we were together and i grabbed your penis would that bother you? OAO3405: not at all jenni19384: i think i like it too much OAO3405: what do you know about it OAO3405: hmm...? jenni19384: lol i know quite a bit about it, it's only my favorite thing in the whole world :-) OAO3405: so tell me then jenni19384: tell you what? ask me a question jenni19384: or perhaps i could show you jenni19384: someday OAO3405: didn't get those digital pics? jenni19384: no i'm sorry :-( as you can tell i haven't even been able to get on the pc lately OAO3405: oh, that sucks OAO3405: will you be on more now? jenni19384: i hope so, i'm not quite as sad as i was last time we talked jenni19384: i've been working out and treating myself more like i'm not a piece of crap jenni19384: i guess my self esteem is higher now OAO3405: sad? why were you sad? OAO3405: you turned me on jenni19384: oh really =-O. what did i do last time that did it? OAO3405: you're just not afraid to talk dirty or be dirty OAO3405: ...i like that. jenni19384: :-* jenni19384: well i would love you to RAM your large (it is pretty big isn't it?) cock inside me :-) OAO3405: it is large OAO3405: how did you know? jenni19384: i just had a guess jenni19384: so you're still with this girl? am i gonna have to beat her up ;-)? jenni19384: or maybe she'd be up for a threesome, but only a threesome cause i dont like sharing men OAO3405: nah, you're not gonna have to beat her up OAO3405: i'd like to meet you, if you're real.;-) jenni19384: well at the moment i still live in oklahoma, but yes i would love to meet you also jenni19384: :-) OAO3405: you could visit jenni19384: that would be cool, but if i visit there is a definite possibility that sex is going to happen between us, that's just the kind of girl i am jenni19384: i don't have any diseases or anything though i promise, but if you are still unsure you can strap something on, i don't mind OAO3405: um, i'd wear a jimmy regardless OAO3405: but you're kinda jumping OAO3405: i mean, i do have a wonderful gf jenni19384: does she give you what i would? besides you wouldn't even have to let her know i'd be there jenni19384: i don't share my men, but i will share for a single day or night :-) OAO3405: well, let's see how it goes OAO3405: cuz i mean, it's possible i won't even be with heather that long jenni19384: hmm,.... jenni19384: you still don't think i'm a wierdo or anything from the last time we talked ? i was kind of afraid that you did :-(] OAO3405: no OAO3405: but you should call me jenni19384: hmmm, but my voice isn't nearly as sexy as when i type jenni19384: i like to hide behind the computer OAO3405: i'd like to hear your voice to confirm you're female OAO3405: haha... seriously, we can have fun on the phone jenni19384: i thought we confirmed i was female last time on here OAO3405: nope OAO3405: convinced somewhat, but not confirmed jenni19384: i don't know if i have the courage yet to call but i am working on it jenni19384: i'm sorry honey :-( but eventually i can OAO3405: why do i turn you on OAO3405: i want to hear it jenni19384: :-) OAO3405: c'mon, tell me jenni19384: well first and foremost i think losing weight is very sexy, especially if it's more then 10 pounds jenni19384: hey babe something's goin on here and i gotta go :-( i'm so sorry. i know we haven't talked in a while, but i'll try to be on more :-( OAO3405: wait a sec jenni19384: k OAO3405: can i have your number? jenni19384: :-P lol in time i promise OAO3405: pleeeeaaaassseeeeeee jenni19384: i dont have the courage yet babe i'm sorry :-( OAO3405: i won't judge you by voice i promise jenni19384: i know but i'm still scared jenni19384: hey i'll try to be on alot more OAO3405: don't be, baby. there's nothing to be worried about with me. jenni19384: but i really gotta go, it's gettin crazy around here OAO3405: don't be worried jenni19384: i'll be thinking about it i promise jenni19384: i gotta go though, i'm sorry OAO3405: you promise? jenni19384: yes, i do OAO3405: hey jenni19384: yes? OAO3405: will you wear a nice short skirt when we meet? jenni19384: of course OAO3405: i have a fantasy about you in a short skirt...;-) jenni19384: ;-) OAO3405: just flip it up... jenni19384: lol' OAO3405: pull down that thong... jenni19384: you naughty boy OAO3405: start kissing you up your legs... jenni19384: lol keep thinking about stuff i gotta go though jenni19384: bye babe OAO3405: alright, ttyl jenni19384: cya OAO3405: hopefully soon jenni19384: :-) jenni19384: :-* jenni19384 signed off at 9:52:52 PM. You be the judge. |