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| Jun 8th, 2005 10:53 PM | ||
| Geggy |
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| Jun 8th, 2005 10:13 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
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I went to one once. It was actually my girlfriend's idea. She even bought me a lapdance. I was such a good boyfriend though, cuz when she asked what I thought of it all, I told her that she was a lot more fun than anything any strip club had to offer. And I meant it, too. |
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| Jun 8th, 2005 09:19 PM | ||
| Geggy | i go to this strip club called the squire every once in a while mainly because i wanted to keep a friend company. i never give money to the naked ladies. i'm not that low. this friend is sort of a V.I.P. there because he goes there quite often. he's well known to many strippers and he has taught a lot of them sign language. so once in a while i would have a conversations with some strippers and tell them how much of douche bags they are for tricking guys into their wallets. i alway tell them, boobs are the best tools! | |
| Jun 8th, 2005 06:46 PM | ||
| Mockery |
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| Jun 7th, 2005 05:23 PM | ||
| kellychaos | I once had a stripper push me in the chest after she spent a few minutes rubbing my ass when I actually carry my wallet in my front pocket. We're walking cash registers to them, guys, and that's as it should be since they ARE at work. You want to meet a stripper then meet them outside of work or go on a slow night when they're friggin' bored. I met a stripper outside of work and enjoyed her company for a while until I figured out she was just as much a user outside the club as in. At least I didn't spend scads of tip money figuring it out. Shrug. | |
| Jun 7th, 2005 03:25 PM | ||
| executioneer |
hey guys i really want to read arguments about semantics, grammar and spelling could you start about twenty more please oh and if you would throw in some critiques on punctuation and typing in all caps it would totally give me a BONER so get on that shit ok -willie |
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| Jun 7th, 2005 12:13 PM | ||
| Big Papa Goat | hey tara you forgot how many times you've been banned | |
| Jun 7th, 2005 08:57 AM | ||
| Dr. Sasquatch | You're right, "Hey Tara you forgot the 's' it reads kind of stupid without it" is much more pleasing to the sensory organs. | |
| Jun 7th, 2005 12:07 AM | ||
| Tara |
Good to be the king. Ain't it? |
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| Jun 6th, 2005 09:27 PM | ||
| King Hadas | nice save | |
| Jun 6th, 2005 07:51 PM | ||
| Tara |
"Sounds?" You can hear what people say on this site? Man. |
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| Jun 6th, 2005 07:48 PM | ||
| King Hadas | Hey Tara you forgot the "s" it sounds kind of stupid without it. | |
| Jun 6th, 2005 07:35 PM | ||
| Tara |
Sniffing a line of crack from an "asscheck?" Has anybody told you how awesome you are? Lately? |
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| Jun 6th, 2005 03:18 PM | ||
| King Hadas | So I'm in the bathroom of this strib club right, sniffing a line of crack out of the asschecks of some broad named Cherry hips right, when this bitch has the audacity to ask me my fucking name I'm like, "bitch I owns that booty" so I start kidney punching the dirty fucking cunt when out of fucking nowhere twelve fucking Mexicans bust in and start kicking my fucking ass. Apparently I'm not allowed to beat up the fucking strippers so I'm like, "what kinda of fucking establishment are you fucking running here you dirty fucking beaners." I dont know what the fuck I said but the fucking greasy motherfuckers bashed me over the fucking head with a motherfucking lead pipe, so I wake up with my bleeding fucking head laying on the goddamn motherfucking railroad tracks and worse of all they took my fucking wallet, I'll tell you what fellas stribclubs are fun to visit but I'd never wanna fucking live there. | |
| Jun 6th, 2005 01:25 PM | ||
| maggiekarp | There's a strip club that's on the highway from this town to the next, and since it's the only one we really know about my friends and I joke about working there. I've never been inside a strip club to my memory, though. | |
| Jun 6th, 2005 09:34 AM | ||
| Dole | I was the only bloke of about 35 in my old office who refused to go on a night out to a strip club - I have nothing against the 'laydees' who work there, if they can make money by wiggling in front of losers more power to them. I just hate the tragic no-hoper blokes who go to these places. | |
| Jun 6th, 2005 04:14 AM | ||
| executioneer | i've never been to one but i hear they get pretty sexy from my good friend the tv | |
| Jun 6th, 2005 01:10 AM | ||
| N00bKill3R | I've been there once and it pretty much consisted of me and my friends talking and hanging out, I don't think anything too exciting happens there. :/ | |
| Jun 5th, 2005 11:45 AM | ||
| glowbelly | i've been to plenty and that's about it. | |
| Jun 5th, 2005 11:38 AM | ||
| Emu | Maybe if I were pathetic enough to have to go to a strip club. | |
| Jun 5th, 2005 08:58 AM | ||
| dieglamourous |
Strip Club Adventures So, I'm sure everybody has a unique story to tell pertaining to their time in a strip club of some sort. Why don't we share some? |
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