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Jun 15th, 2005 11:42 AM
kellychaos Reluctant homosexual <-> Bi-sexual ?

More about.
Jun 15th, 2005 12:51 AM
maggiekarp MAGICAL DICK SPROUTING HENTAI HAS THE MOST COMPELLING ROMANCE!

And I'm just guessing the sort of questioning that led to OAO's rampant bisexuality :/
Jun 15th, 2005 12:18 AM
adept_ninja shes about to die so why not. Also lay off the hentai real people dont magically sprout dicks.
Jun 15th, 2005 12:15 AM
Helm are you a bit stupid?
Jun 14th, 2005 10:55 PM
maggiekarp IF YOUR BELOVED WIFE WAS ON HER DEATHBED AND FIVE MINUTES BEFORE SHE DIED SHE MAGICALLY SPROUTED A PENIS, WOULD YOU STILL STAY WITH HER?

...Yeah, sure.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A BI.
Jun 14th, 2005 06:08 PM
The One and Only... Well, kinda. I'd say I'm a 2 on the Kinsey scale.
Jun 14th, 2005 05:32 PM
Bell E. Laffs Did anyone mention he's bisexual yet?
Jun 14th, 2005 01:22 PM
kellychaos Break a leg, OAO!
Jun 13th, 2005 11:51 PM
executioneer following it with "baby" was what tipped me off
Jun 13th, 2005 11:15 PM
The One and Only... Because the term stallion in the sexual sense is limited to Shrek 2, clearly.
Jun 13th, 2005 05:27 PM
executioneer nice shrek 2 reference lol
Jun 13th, 2005 01:17 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tara
Unless your a damn carp. Then you may as well be looking into a mirror and jerking off to your self.

Bad news all around. Yes, OAO?
I'm no carp. I'm a STALLION, BABY!!!
Jun 13th, 2005 12:05 PM
kellychaos We penises are afishin' for the deadliest catch!
Jun 11th, 2005 01:43 AM
Tara Unless your a damn carp. Then you may as well be looking into a mirror and jerking off to your self.

Bad news all around. Yes, OAO?
Jun 10th, 2005 12:18 AM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by weenie
hey again..i told the guy i liked him..and he doesnt feel the same about me...woo...im kinda glad now that ive said tho..theres plenty more fish in the sea?
Somethin' like that.
Jun 10th, 2005 12:02 AM
Tara Now, is this penises? Or dickless wonders? One must make distinctions.
Jun 9th, 2005 11:54 PM
moi us penises.
Jun 8th, 2005 11:33 AM
HickMan No. You're the fish. Us penises are the fishermen.
Jun 8th, 2005 10:53 AM
weenie hey again..i told the guy i liked him..and he doesnt feel the same about me...woo...im kinda glad now that ive said tho..theres plenty more fish in the sea?
Jun 6th, 2005 07:34 AM
Mr. Fugo The new word all the rad kids use is Satan
Jun 4th, 2005 09:10 PM
weenie is indeed the new word all the rad kids use?
Jun 4th, 2005 02:14 AM
moi indeed.
Jun 3rd, 2005 07:45 PM
MetalMilitia Indeed. I like how she had around 3 sex(ish) scenes then gets a metal bar rammed through her skull.
Thats all the acting she does in the whole film; Sex and death.

Needless to say the film was shit, i only liked the part where the guy's cheek gets cut off.
Jun 3rd, 2005 07:17 PM
weenie i believe he does like fencing... nah im all cut free and not listening to marilyn manson. thanks for all the advice guys. im not so bothered about it anymore,im too sleep deprived from exams to care about that guy but i think i know what to do later now(ie. go around to his house for crazy monkey sex) did anyone see 'house of wax' my friends dragged me to it.. i was filled with joy when paris hilton was killed..yay!
Jun 3rd, 2005 04:54 PM
kellychaos There are lots of guys that are friends with girls for reasons other than the seks. In these cases, you get to hear all the juicy stories about the other guy and the girl with whom you're not having the seks.
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