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| Jul 10th, 2005 06:05 PM | |||
| Schimid |
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 Vol, baby, how old are you? Not to offend you or anything, but I honestly have no idea, and I think it might put this into a better perspective. |
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| Jul 10th, 2005 05:28 PM | |||
| sadie | can you not read? your avatar is way too big, moron. | ||
| Jul 10th, 2005 04:50 PM | |||
| Krackor |
uh So...you're in love with this girl after two months? And thats without having teh hot sweaty sex with her? She must be some kind of witch or something. BE CAREFUL OR SHE WILL TURN YOU INTO A NEWT! |
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| Jun 26th, 2005 02:02 PM | |||
| soundtest |
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| Jun 26th, 2005 12:16 PM | |||
| The One and Only... |
I should beat you down with a serious of whirlwind kicks and epee shots to the face. Edit: To clarify, that was directed towards Dr. Volwhateverthehellitis. |
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| Jun 26th, 2005 09:54 AM | |||
| Helm | what ziggy said. Stringing her along. Jerk. | ||
| Jun 24th, 2005 01:17 PM | |||
| ziggytrix |
Ugh, "wait 4 months and then maybe you'll get some sex from me"? That's no kind of compromise. Either you aren't really serious about abstinence til marriage or you aren't really serious about what you told her and that's just stringing her on.  Seriously, get her a vibrator and lots of pictures of you, tell her to please wait for you, and give her a kiss. PROBLEM SOLVED (maybe). |
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| Jun 24th, 2005 09:47 AM | |||
| Dole | you could have solved everything if you had said that last phrase to her, whilst pointing at your thrusting genitals, and raising your eyebrows in a 'come hither' fashion. | ||
| Jun 24th, 2005 04:11 AM | |||
| Dr. V | Thanks for all your input. I kinda met her halfway; I said we should wait a little longer, maybe like 4 more months, then we'll see. So thanks again, and feel free to lock this bitch. | ||
| Jun 24th, 2005 01:16 AM | |||
| Supafly345 |
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 11:29 PM | |||
| HickMan | It's not like I was saying that losing your virginity is a BAD thing and you're gonna burn for it if you do in fact lose it. After all, I'm no virgin. | ||
| Jun 23rd, 2005 11:18 PM | |||
| Emu |
I've got a story that will talk you out of anal sex lickity split. http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html |
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 10:59 PM | |||
| Helm |
OAO, thanks for a wonderful reply on the subject. She's not a 'nympho' because she doesn't share your convictions. I don't mind your convictions, stay a virgin for as long as you like. Saying you'll do things and then actually KEEPING YOUR PROMISE is an okay thing, in my book. If you honestly think God is going to care if you have premarital intercourse, then yeah, don't do it. And if you do that, please obey the spirit of the law not the word of it only, so oral sex, 'BUTTSELX OMG OAO HAHA' and whichever other form of sexual intimacy also counts. Be a man. Stand up for what you believe and don't give in for anything. But be sure to not string people on. If she KNOWS you're not available for sex, she might want to look elsewhere. Nothing wrong with that. Can't have the pie and eat it too, jerk. |
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 10:10 PM | |||
| maggiekarp | Cuz' you're still a virgin if it's in the butt! | ||
| Jun 23rd, 2005 09:55 PM | |||
| hix1122 |
Anal wouldn’t work! If you spill your seed onto the ground, the earth would open up, and you will fall into a lake of fire, where you will burn for forever!...here’s a picture of what it would look like(Only slightly less plastic):
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 08:45 PM | |||
| The One and Only... |
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And possibly anal. I'm really entertaining the thought of buttsex lately. |
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 08:41 PM | |||
| Bell E. Laffs | Change treating to threathening | ||
| Jun 23rd, 2005 08:03 PM | |||
| Supafly345 | I get around this problem by treating her to oral sex. | ||
| Jun 23rd, 2005 05:36 PM | |||
| Dole |
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 02:38 PM | |||
| Emu | Listen to OAO. He's the cassanova. | ||
| Jun 23rd, 2005 02:30 PM | |||
| soundtest |
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Again, I agree with Dole 100%. This happens so often that my sig should read "what Dole said". |
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 01:25 PM | |||
| The One and Only... | You know, you don't necessarily have to have intercourse with this girl to please her. | ||
| Jun 23rd, 2005 01:20 PM | |||
| HickMan |
I think you should try to stay a virgin. That's a really good goal to have. I understand that you are in love with this girl, too. But you have to realize that you have only been going out for two months. Saying that she's quiet possibly the one for you is saying a lot. From my expreiences, there's ALWAYS another girl out there. So if she might cheat on you, you have to understand that if she can't stay clean until marriage, that it probobally wasn't meant to be. All I'm saying is that don't break yourself up over a girl. Especially a girl that you've only known for such a short period of time. |
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 09:41 AM | |||
| AChimp |
I was being a smartass. Sorry.
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| Jun 23rd, 2005 09:37 AM | |||
| Dole |
I don't think she sounds slutty, I just think she has had sex before and the thought of not having it potentially for years and years is probably freaking her out. She sounds pretty honest and normal to me. If she was just going to fuck someone else she wouldnt tell you. (No offence to your beliefs Dr V, but if your God is going to cast you into the lake of fire for having sex with your girlfriend, I would trade that deity in for a new one.) |
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