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Jul 17th, 2005 11:39 AM
AChimp
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Originally Posted by Perndog
This girl sounds shallow, Chimp. Better stay away from her.
ZING!
Jul 16th, 2005 09:47 PM
Rongi i thought you left forever or something
Jul 16th, 2005 04:22 PM
Perndog This girl sounds shallow, Chimp. Better stay away from her.
Jul 16th, 2005 02:13 PM
kahljorn "So why the hell do I feel so wierd?"

These feelings of yours will go away if you sock her in the face. Basically, you probably feel that she's stupid and hate yourself for not seeing what a moron she is. Hence, whenever she gets a belligerent expression you should sock her in her face, because obviously her parents didn't do a good enough job of that. You will feel instantly relieved.
And after you sock her you should draw a silly face on her with a sharpee.
Jul 14th, 2005 10:15 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by AChimp
Except for computer programmers. Our diet consists almost entirely of meat and beer.
I am so proud....*sniff...sniff*
Jul 11th, 2005 04:58 PM
AChimp I make the best threads.
Jul 11th, 2005 04:38 PM
kellychaos Dose crackers dat looks like fishes ... dems da bitches. :rolleypoly
Jul 11th, 2005 11:45 AM
ziggytrix cthulu forum
Jul 11th, 2005 03:39 AM
thebiggameover food fourm...
Jul 10th, 2005 10:08 PM
sadie nothing from the sea. nothing from the sea.
Jul 10th, 2005 08:00 PM
maggiekarp I play with the preformed fishsticks

I don't like to eat stuff that still has a head. I don't mind when chicken looks like it used to, though. Chickens look like food to me.
Jul 10th, 2005 07:08 PM
AChimp Do those pre-formed fish sticks that look like little fishies make you sick?
Jul 10th, 2005 12:36 AM
sadie
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I don't have a problem with it.
i do. here, in southern virginia, it seems like every family reunion and church 4th-of-july cookout is a pig pickin' with a spit through wilbur head-to-arse a-turnin' right behind the buffet line. it always makes me feel like vomiting. but then, i get sick eating chicken with bones and seafood that still looks like it did when it was a-swimmin'.
Jul 9th, 2005 01:50 PM
MetalMilitia And caffine! dont forget caffine!
Jul 9th, 2005 12:43 PM
AChimp Except for computer programmers. Our diet consists almost entirely of meat and beer.
Jul 9th, 2005 12:01 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
I don't have a problem with it. It's just a bit strange for an event with some sort of connection to academia.
It is a well known fact that all intellectuals are vegetarians.
Jul 8th, 2005 09:30 AM
AChimp Yes, there was a pig. It wasn't on a spit, though. It arrived pre-cooked in a Hutterite van. It was also delicious.
Jul 8th, 2005 09:06 AM
Royal Tenenbaum I don't have a problem with it. It's just a bit strange for an event with some sort of connection to academia.
Jul 8th, 2005 12:08 AM
MetalMilitia There was a pig roast in the center of my town last saturday as part of "frome festival".

Yes it was a pig and yes it was rotating... or mabey it wasn't. I forget.
Jul 7th, 2005 10:37 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
I more disturbed that a University Department had a "pig roast." What the fuck is that? Did they actually have a dead beast rotating over an open flame?
I mean, come on!
Jul 7th, 2005 09:07 PM
Royal Tenenbaum I more disturbed that a University Department had a "pig roast." What the fuck is that? Did they actually have a dead beast rotating over an open flame?

My only theory is - since it was a Computer Science thing, she was probably the only girl there. That was why you were looking at her. It had nothing to do with the fact you knew her, it was merely because she was the only person there without a penis.
Jul 7th, 2005 09:35 AM
AChimp Genius.
Jul 7th, 2005 07:21 AM
thebiggameover maybe its because your used to being all up on her, so when you saw her your brain was all "grab her boob". like thats what made you feal all self-conscious, because you didnt want to do something that you were used too....

or something....
Jun 28th, 2005 01:17 AM
AChimp LOL.
Jun 28th, 2005 12:40 AM
Helm haha
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