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Aug 5th, 2005 01:29 AM
Tlaxcatl
Jul 30th, 2005 03:42 PM
Supafly345
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An unnamed Kabbalist has granted blessing to famed archeologist Dr. Vendyl Jones to uncover the Holy Ark of the Covenant. Jones plans to excavate the Lost Ark by the Tisha B’Av Fast this summer.
This is Dr. Jones.
Jul 30th, 2005 02:48 PM
Skulhedface You guys totally missed the boat on this one. Indiana Jones and the nazis already found it jeez
Jul 29th, 2005 02:49 PM
Emu
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Originally Posted by AChimp
Loads of crap.
Jul 29th, 2005 11:46 AM
kahljorn I knew this stupid guy who was obsessed with the ark of the covenant. We all sort of laughed at him while he discussed his thesis for another ground breaking book on the ark of the covenant. He kept trying to talk like he knew who the Knight Templars and the Masons were. It killed me. I was so drunk and stoned, and his face sort of looked like a rabbit that was beaten alot as a bunny.
"WELL YOU SEE MY THEORY IS THAT THE ARK OF THE COVENANT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN TO MODERN DAY LEADERS AND THAT IS WHY THEY ARE LEADERS BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IN FACT THATS WHAT POWERS THEIR NUCLEAR MISSILES YOU SEE THEY WONT TELL YOU THIS BUT THE ARK IS REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF PLUTONIUM SO THEY ARE USING GOD'S JUSTICE TO DESTROY THE EVIL NATIONS OF THE WORLD SEE?"
Jul 29th, 2005 10:11 AM
El Blanco DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!!!
Jul 29th, 2005 10:01 AM
Mad Melvin
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Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/131778.stm

Another news source.
Oh damn. Didn't look at the date on this one.
Jul 29th, 2005 09:32 AM
AChimp Loads of crap.
Jul 29th, 2005 06:47 AM
Mad Melvin http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/131778.stm

Another news source.
Jul 29th, 2005 06:40 AM
Spectre X Jeez, everybody knows it's in storage under Washington DC, right?

I mean come on! They show it to you!
Jul 29th, 2005 06:39 AM
Mad Melvin
The ark of covenant found?

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=82226

Archeologist Vendyl Jones claims he knows where the ark is hidden and the ark will be brought to public on August 14.
Personally, I think this is a load of crap, but we'll see.

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