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Nov 20th, 2005 03:41 AM
CaptainBubba ITS JULIO. JULIO IS ITS NAME.
Nov 16th, 2005 03:35 PM
Dr. Fu
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MY PENIS IS NAMED SOME SPANISH NAME BUT I FORGET IT.
Rrrrrrichard! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrichard comme here vale!
Nov 15th, 2005 03:56 PM
kellychaos Is there a club (no pun intended) for like-endowed man-freaks and, if so, is it further divided into cliques like "girths" against the "lengths" ... a la the "sharks" against the "jets"?
Nov 15th, 2005 12:30 AM
ArrowX my D is so awesome I ring doorbells, then knock on the door wiht my member. But I time it just right, so that the sheer awesome of my D sends the door crashing off its hinges and kills the person on the other side!
Nov 14th, 2005 04:25 PM
kellychaos I shudder to contemplate the dark, gaping maw that would be the match for this monstrosity!
Nov 14th, 2005 04:17 PM
ArrowX
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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway
Way to quote Family Guy
Actually the earliest instance of that phrase (to my knolege) was from episode 3 of "Scrotum the puppy"

Learn your shit good sir!
Nov 14th, 2005 03:57 PM
DrGonzo My Dixie Wrecked.
Nov 8th, 2005 03:58 PM
kellychaos Ladies and gentlemen. We have Pudzilla Vs. Vagina Monolgogues!

I miss Mothra.
Nov 8th, 2005 03:08 AM
Rosenstern Ah, yes. I failed to see your logic before. My apologies. :/
Nov 7th, 2005 07:28 PM
CaptainBubba IT IS ALSO THE SIZE OF FIVE SUNS.

IN ADDITION IT IS THE SIZE OF 200,000 GALAXIES.

I SUBMIT THAT IT IS YOU, PUNY GENITALED HUMAN, WHO IS THE RETARD AMONG US.
Nov 7th, 2005 05:51 PM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by Moron
IT'S URETHRA'S DIAMETER IS THAT OF 5 EARTHS
If your urethra were the size of five Earths, your whole penis would be nothing compared even to the Sun. You are retarded.
Nov 7th, 2005 04:04 PM
kellychaos "With great power, comes great responsibility." ... my monstrously endowed nemisis
Nov 5th, 2005 11:15 AM
kellychaos yer stupid!
Nov 5th, 2005 02:09 AM
CaptainBubba MY PENIS IS NOT SIMPLY LARGE FOOLISH HUMANS OF ONLY PSUEDO-SENTIENT INTELECT. ITS VERY GIRTH WHEN DERIVED THROUGH A PROCESS OF MATHEMATICS THAT IS BEYOND RATIONAL HUMAN AND COMPUTER PROGRAM CAPABILITIES IS X*GOOGOPLEX WHERE X IS A CONSTANT OF SUCH A PROPORTION THAT IT WOULD REQUIRE 100! MORE GOOGOPLEXES JUST TO BEGIN AND COVER ITS BREADTH. WHEN THE HOLY WATERS OF THE ORIENT ARE DRIPPED INTO MY PENIS THE FLAME OF WRATH ARUPTS FORTH AND AN ALL ENCOMPASSING BLANKET OF CINDER AND ASH SPANS THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. MY PENIS IS SO LARGE THAT WHEN I PUT IT INSIDE OF OTHER HUMANS THEY GENERALLY COMPLAIN OF ITS SIZE AND GIVE A LOOK OF GENERAL DISCOMFORT AND I'M ALL LIKE "AW MAN" BECAUSE I THINK MAYBE THEY DON'T LIKE ME BUT THEN THEY ARE ALL "HELLS YEA" BECAUSE MY PENIS FUCKING KILLED THEM BECAUSE IT'S URETHRA'S DIAMETER IS THAT OF 5 EARTHS AND THEY EVIDENTLY BURST IN MANY PIECES AND DIED AND WENT TO HELL WHERE THE PENISES ARE ALL SMALL VERSIONS OF GENE SHALLOT THAT SCREAM BUT ITS BETTER THAN MY PENIS WHICH IS HUGE BEYOND MEASURE. IF MY PENIS WERE TO COMBAT THE ROMAN DIETIES IT WOULD SURELY CRUSH THEIR COMBINED FORCES BUT SUFFER IN SUCH A WAY THAT A LESSON IS LEARNED AND MY PENIS WOULD COME OUT BETTER FOR IT HAVING ACCEPTED ITS FATE. MY PENIS IS ACTUALLY SO MASSIVE THAT ITS INABILITY TO MOVE QUICKLY IS OVERSHADOWED BY THE FACT THAT IS EXISTS IN ALL FEASABLE POINTS IN SPACE AND TIME SO MOVEMENT IS IRRELEVANT. MY PENIS IS NAMED SOME SPANISH NAME BUT I FORGET IT.
Nov 4th, 2005 03:51 PM
kellychaos Do tell.
Nov 4th, 2005 12:30 PM
Pub Lover Whenever there is a penis thread in Loveline & Kahljorn posts in it, I'm reminded of the sex dream I had about him...
Nov 4th, 2005 11:49 AM
kahljorn "Even "if" someone like Bubba, who is large and muscular, did have a large unit, it would look small in proportion, like a fat head"

I've actually heard that people who are big are more likely to have smaller penii due to blood flow being diverted into other areas.
Nov 4th, 2005 10:32 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Clearly, Bubba and I must duel with our wangs to settle who has the most massive member.
http://www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/...nt_explo2.html

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Using new camera technology, Marine Biologist Leslie Newman of Australia's Southern Cross University participated in filming the marine flatworm Pseudobiceros hancockanus engaging in some odd reproductive behavior -- referred to as penis fencing.

During penis fencing, each flatworm tries to pierce the skin of the other using one of its penises. The first to succeed becomes the de facto male, delivering its sperm into the other, the de facto female. For the flatworms, this contest is serious business. Mating is a fight because the worm that assumes the female role then must expend considerable energy caring for the developing eggs.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Nov 4th, 2005 08:21 AM
Pub Lover Fartin, if Bubba's huge penis is proportionally smaller to his magnificently muscled body than a skinny guy with a regular sized penis, does that mean Bubba's huge penis fits a regular sized vagina any better?
Nov 4th, 2005 07:46 AM
FartinMowler
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And "then" it would make it fit better?
I don't understand the question
Nov 3rd, 2005 04:21 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway
Way to quote Family Guy
Actually, the analogical joke is far older than that meathead.
Nov 3rd, 2005 09:46 AM
Supafly345 And "then" it would make it fit better?
Nov 3rd, 2005 08:50 AM
FartinMowler Even "if" someone like Bubba, who is large and muscular, did have a large unit, it would look small in proportion, like a fat head
Nov 3rd, 2005 01:55 AM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
METAPHYSICAL WORLD????
Aha! He's full of shit!
Nov 3rd, 2005 01:38 AM
Marc Summers
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway
Way to quote Family Guy
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