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Nov 21st, 2005 05:38 PM
AChimp GODDAMN

I saw them again today, doing the same thing.
Nov 15th, 2005 03:22 PM
The Retro Kat Spicey.
Nov 15th, 2005 08:50 AM
Bod
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggytrix
While you're at it, translate "I feel a wight tit y'know" into God's English.

I suspect it is hilarious, but the King's Slang is kinda funny even when you don't understand it, so if you cannot comply, c'est la vie.
Becks & Posh, the new Royal Family, or so the British media would once have you think. Becks especially is not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree, is thinking that he's feeling her right tit. But the rest of us know he is a right tit. Mumbles so his 'r's sound like 'w's.
Nov 14th, 2005 03:29 PM
kellychaos take two blue pills and call me in the morning :groucho
Nov 14th, 2005 02:06 PM
kahljorn Did you guys ever notice this: NEO, ONE. I've cracked the matrix.
Nov 14th, 2005 10:33 AM
DrGonzo Were you eating spaghetti?
Nov 13th, 2005 02:15 PM
Wigwam i'd act appalled
Nov 12th, 2005 11:18 AM
kellychaos has anyone ever called you "Neo" ... like ... from the movie?
Nov 12th, 2005 11:04 AM
neojester12 6732 puncture holes
Nov 12th, 2005 10:42 AM
kellychaos How did he cut the trees?
Nov 11th, 2005 11:45 AM
mburbank I just hope when I'm that age feeling someone up, there's someone there.

I saw a guy that age at The Christmas Tree Shops, and he had two hook hands and earings in both ears. He also had some navy type faded tatoos and a buzz cut. I shit you not. Of course, like with every time I see something like that, no one else with me saw it. So I can't be one hundred percent certain he was really there.
Nov 11th, 2005 10:10 AM
sadie i don't wanna be feeling anyone up in public, now or in fifty years. in private, however, is another matter entirely.
Nov 11th, 2005 10:06 AM
MetalMilitia Me and a few of my housemates where waiting for a taxi outside our house t'other day and some old homeless guy stumbled over and declared that he was "THE PROFESSOR!". Then he complained about Tony Blair for abour 20 minuites until our taxi turned up.

Thats all.
Nov 11th, 2005 03:37 AM
Razi It may be just me, but he looks like the "Dude your getting a Dell" Guy.. not to be confused with the "Dude wheres my car" Guy.


*cough*
Nov 10th, 2005 05:04 PM
DeadKennedys

I don't think you want to feel a wight tit
Nov 10th, 2005 04:16 PM
ArrowX peeping causes accidents.
Nov 10th, 2005 03:00 PM
DamnthatDavid I was driving behind this older/middleage couple in a truck, when the women dips down. The man then reaches his arm across to the passenger side of the truck.

I follow the BJ truck for another 2 miles until I pass them. I never see the women come up for air.
Nov 10th, 2005 02:21 PM
Big McLargehuge I worked at a timeshare resort and we had a spa that was located a ways away from the main spa and pool and was covered and semi-private. I walked in on old people boning twice and a young couple getting their groove on once. That spa is seriously a genetic cess pool.
Nov 10th, 2005 01:59 PM
HickMan When I was guarding last night this one 79 year old guy who comes in pretty regularly told me to 'stay out of the vag' while doing the diamond symbol with his hands.
Nov 10th, 2005 01:53 PM
kahljorn Everytime i see a picture of dole it trips me out. He clearly looks homosexual in that picture, possibly.. ashamed? In some of the other pictures he looks like a zany english badger or racoon police officer who's about to chase down a criminal with his strong arm of the law.
Nov 10th, 2005 01:02 PM
glowbelly

oohh the memories
Nov 10th, 2005 01:00 PM
Big McLargehuge
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
They were easily in their 70s.

The old man had cowboy boots on.
I don't see what you are complaining about.
Nov 10th, 2005 12:05 PM
The Retro Kat
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
i fucked dole
Damn, girl, you are cultured.
Nov 10th, 2005 11:28 AM
AChimp They were easily in their 70s.

The old man had cowboy boots on.
Nov 10th, 2005 10:57 AM
Cosmo Electrolux how old are you talking, Chimp?
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