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| Nov 19th, 2005 11:01 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
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| Nov 19th, 2005 03:14 AM | ||
| Marc Summers |
Why thank you, Seth  Dear Journal, I made a new friend today! His name is Seth. He uses a lot of big fancy words that seem confusing to me, but he seems like a nice guy. Wow does he know a lot! I think he should make rocketships or invent a new robot that tucks me into bed. That would be totally awesome! Oh by the way journal, I invented a new smiley today! I call it "The Marge", because it looks almost EXACTLY like Marge Simpson! OK journal, hang on to your hat, because here we go! @@@:D WOW wasn't that amazing? Maybe I can get a job one day inventing new and exiting smileys, just like the ones I see on the Internet! Well journal, it has been another exciting day, and tomorrow is a brand new adventure just waiting to be explored! Your best pal, Marc Summers |
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| Nov 18th, 2005 11:13 PM | ||
| Sethomas | If I were to open a bureau drawer, insert my testicles, and slam it shut, I'd personally find the situation about as risible as the two of you. | |
| Nov 18th, 2005 10:17 PM | ||
| Marc Summers |
Wow so that makes like baker's dozen people you want to kill I am extremely proud to be one of those...special people who made it...I'd like to thank...Jon Lovitz...my idol...for being the best damn actor he could be...ananannnanannd  ...shit...I promised I wouldn't cry......oh fuck it...thank you Kelly...you made my dreams come to fruition!!!
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| Nov 18th, 2005 04:03 PM | ||
| kellychaos | you are the bane of my existence and I will feel nothing in freeing you from your mortal coil | |
| Nov 17th, 2005 08:06 PM | ||
| Rosenstern |
You know two-dimesional breasts on paper or screen are nowhere near as healthy as real gazongaz in all their three-dimensional glory! Which brings up a great question: where is all the holo-porn?! HOLO-PORN!!!  And DK, you know I was indirectly referencing my fat ass, right? |
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| Nov 17th, 2005 03:56 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
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| Nov 17th, 2005 02:57 PM | ||
| Dr. Fu |
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You either get slapped or laughed at anyway. |
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| Nov 17th, 2005 12:57 PM | ||
| DrGonzo | God I am horrible at playing it off when I get busted looked at some chick's hooters. I don't want to be rude and stare off into space while talking yet I'm too shy for eye contact. My eyes just naturally, you know..... | |
| Nov 17th, 2005 10:10 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia | I think you have to ballance the possible benefits of tit staring against what might happen to you if a meathead boyfriend catches you ogeling his girlsfriend's tits. | |
| Nov 17th, 2005 09:57 AM | ||
| DeadKennedys | Yeah, girls hate guys with high blood pressure. Real turn off, rosy. | |
| Nov 16th, 2005 10:49 PM | ||
| Rosenstern | I bet the only reason those guys were allowed to stare at tits for ten straight minutes is because they were fit to begin with. I can't imagine guys like me who need to lower their blood pressure being extended the offer on a daily basis. | |
| Nov 16th, 2005 10:43 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
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| Nov 16th, 2005 10:31 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | The SeaHawks are doing pretty good. | |
| Nov 16th, 2005 10:19 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
I love the Weekly World News
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| Nov 16th, 2005 10:14 PM | ||
| AChimp | I'm the healthiest guy in the world. | |
| Nov 16th, 2005 10:02 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | I got caught looking in my class tonight....she had world class boobs.... | |
| Nov 16th, 2005 07:43 PM | ||
| Chojin | Don't you look at boobs too? | |
| Nov 16th, 2005 06:53 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
I bet all those doctors were guys too
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| Nov 16th, 2005 06:44 PM | ||
| Chojin | That would be quite something! | |
| Nov 16th, 2005 04:15 PM | ||
| Dr. Fu |
Staring at Breasts.  Imagine a doctor writing a prescription to an overweight man. "I believe, sir, that you should stare at women's breasts more often. It circulates your blood." |
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