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Dec 6th, 2005 07:17 PM
Dr. Fu
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
Fools! This was going to be SO grand.
YES J'ai gagne
Dec 5th, 2005 06:24 PM
MetalMilitia Do guitarwoman again
Dec 5th, 2005 04:57 PM
Seven Force This is why we can't have nice things.
Dec 5th, 2005 04:42 PM
MetalMilitia Once again the awsome power of the limerick has been ignored
Dec 5th, 2005 04:14 PM
kellychaos Fools! This was going to be SO grand.
Dec 5th, 2005 03:30 PM
xbxDaniel I thought it happened after any sodimize. Ignorant, ignorant me.
Dec 5th, 2005 02:53 PM
Dr. Fu
Quote:
Originally Posted by xbxMCj
An anus bleeding?
It's what happens after the first time you're sodomized by the internets.
Dec 4th, 2005 08:25 PM
Rosenstern Mine's done it before. On several occasions.
Dec 4th, 2005 07:51 PM
xbxDaniel An anus bleeding?
Dec 4th, 2005 12:13 AM
Seven Force Do one for me.
Dec 3rd, 2005 05:45 PM
Dr. Fu MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
Dec 3rd, 2005 11:27 AM
The One and Only... You know you just want to hump it.
Dec 2nd, 2005 03:59 PM
kellychaos Not if I see you first, you leg freak!
Dec 1st, 2005 07:46 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
Ode To OAO, Par Un

I can get GFs by the number
And leg-humping tristes in the summer
All this sex I'll defer
Because what I prefer
Is the intellectual hummer


Ode To OAO, Par Deux

Ahhh, anarcho-capitalism
Mirror-side handfuls of jism
An extreme ego size
And freakishly large thighs
But please, pedo-eroticism?
I love you too.
Dec 1st, 2005 05:31 PM
Dr. Fu This reminds me of the time a bull kicked me in the testes.

Sans the kicking or the bull, though.
Dec 1st, 2005 04:32 PM
kellychaos Requests are being taken on a first-come, first-serve basis. Welcome!
Nov 29th, 2005 03:39 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
Kevin'll have her barefoot and tied to the kitchen
actually, he often makes me leave the kitchen. he wants to be the one cooking, so i don't have to be. :O
Wouldn't wan't you stepping on any glass that might break in the kitchen ... what with your bare feet et al. :P
Nov 29th, 2005 03:37 PM
kellychaos Ode To Chojin

Seeming master of elocution
And DDR, Dance Revolution
Cunning bastard so smug
An androgynous mug
An I-Mockery institution

P.S. Rumours that I'm gay for this elfin, waif-like creature have been grossly exaggerated.
Nov 29th, 2005 03:32 PM
kellychaos Ode To OAO, Par Un

I can get GFs by the number
And leg-humping tristes in the summer
All this sex I'll defer
Because what I prefer
Is the intellectual hummer


Ode To OAO, Par Deux

Ahhh, anarcho-capitalism
Mirror-side handfuls of jism
An extreme ego size
And freakishly large thighs
But please, pedo-eroticism?
Nov 26th, 2005 11:47 AM
sadie
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
Kevin'll have her barefoot and tied to the kitchen
actually, he often makes me leave the kitchen. he wants to be the one cooking, so i don't have to be. :O
Nov 26th, 2005 10:43 AM
kellychaos The first post of Glow's I saw was this
A long, knobby dildo with a twist
She proudly displayed it
And soon after stated
If my boyfriend knew, then he'd be pissed


I can do better but to encompass all that IS Glowbelly, I will need more time.
Nov 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
glowbelly i like this thread - dr fu
Nov 23rd, 2005 06:35 PM
kellychaos It was nine!!
Nov 23rd, 2005 06:30 PM
Dr. Fu
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggytrix
WTF is this 9 9 6 6 8 bullshit?!

i hope you enjoy this haiku i wrote in modified kellychaos meter:

shut the fuck up
I seriously spewed orange slurpee all over my pants. Now they're all sticky.
Nov 23rd, 2005 03:47 PM
kellychaos She who defies definition
Lame dogma and rote tradition
The Mrs. name is Sadie
And I'm thinking that maybe
Kevin'll have her barefoot and tied to the kitchen
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