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Jan 9th, 2006 11:56 PM
Archduke Tips It would be more like a colony of ants killing a human. It can be done, but the ants have the adantage of a hive mind which the cookie cutter sharks don't have.

I would put my money on the megalodon because it could probably take out a few thousand cookie cutters in a single pass.
Jan 9th, 2006 09:45 PM
Pub Lover Obviously the Cookie Cutters wiped out the Megalodon!
Jan 9th, 2006 02:21 PM
RaNkeri Ah yeah.... but my point was that ONE Megalodon can easily own one pesky lil' cookie cutter. Hell, if Megalodon is the BIGGEST AND MOST DANGEROUS sea carnivore ever lived, I'm pretty sure that your little cookie cutters couldn't do a thing before they're eaten... but that's only if Megalodon would still exist ofcourse...
Jan 8th, 2006 10:18 PM
Kitten A full grown cookie cutter shark weighs about 3.5 lbs. A full grown megalodon weighs about 105,000 lbs.

105,000/3.5=30,000

That is a massive swarm of 30,000 cookie cutter sharks. They could bring down one megalodon, easy. The megadolons jaws are much too large to actually bite a single one of them. It would be like a colony of ants killing a grasshopper.

This battle is no contest.

On a related note, I think this is now even nerdier than the Vader vs. Tron debate.
Jan 8th, 2006 05:39 PM
Shifty the one that will win.
Jan 8th, 2006 05:00 PM
executioneer and stop using the word 'pwn' as though it's actual, acceptable english god damn it
Jan 8th, 2006 04:58 PM
executioneer that's why

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A megaladon's weight in cookie cutters could totally kick a megaladon's ass.
Jan 8th, 2006 02:43 PM
RaNkeri
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Cookie-cutter Sharks can grow up to 50 cm long.
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Megalodon: Maximum Length = 52.2 feet (16 metres)
Hmmmmmmmmm, I wonder who would pwn...
Jan 8th, 2006 10:44 AM
Womti yeah it totally could, but arent they extinct??
Jan 7th, 2006 09:21 PM
Kitten A megaladon's weight in cookie cutters could totally kick a megaladon's ass.
Jan 6th, 2006 02:15 AM
RaNkeri I'll go with the gobling shark :/ But both of those are just lil' fishes when compared to Megaladon...
Jan 5th, 2006 08:50 PM
Kitten
Goblin vs. Cookie Cutter

It's the battle you all knew was coming. The final apocalyptic battle between the two greatest sharks ever.

First the goblin shark:


And now the cookie cutter:


CHOOSE YOUR SIDE!

Personally, I have to go with the cookie cutter, he's just so damn adorable with his smug little grin.

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