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Feb 19th, 2006 12:22 PM
Bod I think so, but Pansy Division covered it before and I got the lyrics from them.
Feb 18th, 2006 08:41 PM
sadie bod, is that the new willie nelson song?
Feb 18th, 2006 04:10 PM
Ramco I wanna be a cowboy
'Cept I'm not gay
I wanna be a cowboy
But all cowboys are gay (or so they say)
I wanna be riding
With my cowboy mates
They'll be my best friends
As long as they stay straight

You know, I wanna be a cowboy
Riding towards the sun
Shooting bats and tigers
With my trusty gun
I wanna be a cowboy
But I don't own designer boots
I don't go out clubbing all night
And I don't takes it where I poops

I wanna be a cowboy
Riding a horse (not a man but a horse of course)
I wanna be a cowboy
And I'll show no remorse (just like John Wayne or Heath Ledger)
I wanna be riding
Where nobody knows my name
I wanna be a cowboy
As long as I saddle with dames



Now THIS is scary...
http://media.putfile.com/cowboy-for-jesus
Feb 18th, 2006 03:21 PM
Bod There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.

Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.
Feb 16th, 2006 11:02 AM
Miss Modular I hope this is source material for a future episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Feb 16th, 2006 08:22 AM
Fathom Zero Brokeback Mountain 2: The Jolly Rancher
Feb 16th, 2006 07:25 AM
Jixby Phillips "GIANT MONKEY OF DEATH" he says
Feb 16th, 2006 03:13 AM
VolCanon Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the fat.

I was ridin' my large buttocks
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them fatsos eating
themselves.

I HATE YOU ALL
down by the Rio Grandee
FUCK FUCK FUCKER
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the GIANT MONKEY OF DEATH
Feb 15th, 2006 11:48 PM
Summourn I just realized the fly on one of those dolls is open. (No joke)



WHY
Feb 15th, 2006 01:50 PM
Emu Ky-kiokio cowboy
Ky-kiokio-hoo
Ky-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I ws ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grndee
nd ll o' them coyotes singing
in pririe symphony.

I ws ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grndee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' towrd me.

Ky-kiokio cowboy
Ky-kiokio-hoo
Ky-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.


I fixed it.
Feb 15th, 2006 01:35 PM
thebiggameover http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...chQ3aUSQQfviZ1
Feb 15th, 2006 01:07 PM
Guitar Woman lol
Feb 15th, 2006 01:04 PM
doopa
more gay cowboy posts

“Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other.”
http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/ent/...2.e368707.html
Jan 13th, 2006 01:13 AM
Big Papa Goat Larry David is my weakness
Jan 13th, 2006 12:16 AM
snoogans That movie has been banned in a few places in Australia, and in North Queensland there's some cinemas that aren't going to show it cus the football team up there is called the Cowboys.

Does anyone know if anything like that happened in Dallas?
Jan 11th, 2006 12:20 PM
Womti I'm delighted!
Jan 11th, 2006 12:15 PM
lunlun a gay cowboy lovestorie and a hawaii hoolahoo cowboy song


this really frightens me
Jan 10th, 2006 01:36 PM
Mockery http://www.i-mockery.com/cowboy/
Jan 10th, 2006 12:45 PM
kahljorn I heard that song the other day when I was watching Joe versus the volcano
Jan 10th, 2006 12:18 PM
MetalMilitia Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
Jan 10th, 2006 12:02 PM
Emu So is this a thread about gay cowboys or a gay thread about cowboys? :>
Jan 10th, 2006 10:45 AM
Womti gay cowboys
Jan 10th, 2006 10:32 AM
glowbelly
Jan 10th, 2006 10:27 AM
glowbelly
Jan 10th, 2006 10:25 AM
glowbelly doopa s gay cowboys
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