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Feb 19th, 2006 12:22 PM | |
Bod | I think so, but Pansy Division covered it before and I got the lyrics from them. |
Feb 18th, 2006 08:41 PM | |
sadie | bod, is that the new willie nelson song? |
Feb 18th, 2006 04:10 PM | |
Ramco |
I wanna be a cowboy 'Cept I'm not gay I wanna be a cowboy But all cowboys are gay (or so they say) I wanna be riding With my cowboy mates They'll be my best friends As long as they stay straight You know, I wanna be a cowboy Riding towards the sun Shooting bats and tigers With my trusty gun I wanna be a cowboy But I don't own designer boots I don't go out clubbing all night And I don't takes it where I poops I wanna be a cowboy Riding a horse (not a man but a horse of course) I wanna be a cowboy And I'll show no remorse (just like John Wayne or Heath Ledger) I wanna be riding Where nobody knows my name I wanna be a cowboy As long as I saddle with dames Now THIS is scary... http://media.putfile.com/cowboy-for-jesus |
Feb 18th, 2006 03:21 PM | |
Bod |
There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine, And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear. Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other — What did you think those saddles and boots was about? There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie, And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night. Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies, But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other — That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight. There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night. Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper, And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead: When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other — Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns; There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done. |
Feb 16th, 2006 11:02 AM | |
Miss Modular | I hope this is source material for a future episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. |
Feb 16th, 2006 08:22 AM | |
Fathom Zero | Brokeback Mountain 2: The Jolly Rancher |
Feb 16th, 2006 07:25 AM | |
Jixby Phillips | "GIANT MONKEY OF DEATH" he says |
Feb 16th, 2006 03:13 AM | |
VolCanon |
Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the fat. I was ridin' my large buttocks by the Rio Grandee and all o' them fatsos eating themselves. I HATE YOU ALL down by the Rio Grandee FUCK FUCK FUCKER ridin' toward me. Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the GIANT MONKEY OF DEATH |
Feb 15th, 2006 11:48 PM | |
Summourn |
I just realized the fly on one of those dolls is open. (No joke) WHY |
Feb 15th, 2006 01:50 PM | |
Emu |
Ky-kiokio cowboy Ky-kiokio-hoo Ky-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon. I ws ridin' my horse by the Rio Grndee nd ll o' them coyotes singing in pririe symphony. I ws ridin' my horse down by the Rio Grndee when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, ridin' towrd me. Ky-kiokio cowboy Ky-kiokio-hoo Ky-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon. I fixed it. |
Feb 15th, 2006 01:35 PM | |
thebiggameover | http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...chQ3aUSQQfviZ1 |
Feb 15th, 2006 01:07 PM | |
Guitar Woman | lol |
Feb 15th, 2006 01:04 PM | |
doopa |
more gay cowboy posts “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other.” http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/ent/...2.e368707.html |
Jan 13th, 2006 01:13 AM | |
Big Papa Goat | Larry David is my weakness |
Jan 13th, 2006 12:16 AM | |
snoogans |
That movie has been banned in a few places in Australia, and in North Queensland there's some cinemas that aren't going to show it cus the football team up there is called the Cowboys. Does anyone know if anything like that happened in Dallas? |
Jan 11th, 2006 12:20 PM | |
Womti | I'm delighted! |
Jan 11th, 2006 12:15 PM | |
lunlun |
a gay cowboy lovestorie and a hawaii hoolahoo cowboy song this really frightens me |
Jan 10th, 2006 01:36 PM | |
Mockery | http://www.i-mockery.com/cowboy/ |
Jan 10th, 2006 12:45 PM | |
kahljorn | I heard that song the other day when I was watching Joe versus the volcano |
Jan 10th, 2006 12:18 PM | |
MetalMilitia |
Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon. I was ridin' my horse by the Rio Grandee and all o' them coyotes singing in a prairie symphony. I was ridin' my horse down by the Rio Grandee when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, ridin' toward me. Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon. |
Jan 10th, 2006 12:02 PM | |
Emu | So is this a thread about gay cowboys or a gay thread about cowboys? :> |
Jan 10th, 2006 10:45 AM | |
Womti | gay cowboys |
Jan 10th, 2006 10:32 AM | |
glowbelly | |
Jan 10th, 2006 10:27 AM | |
glowbelly | |
Jan 10th, 2006 10:25 AM | |
glowbelly | doopa s gay cowboys |
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