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Jan 13th, 2006 02:18 PM
abortretryfail
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
As you can see, this thread is now MINE as all other girly drinks are disgraced by the Neapolitan Shooter.
Oh yeah? I'll take that challenge. Here's a few off www.thebar.com:

Fuzzy Charlie:

Ingredients
• .75 oz. spiced rum
• .75 oz. peach schnapps
• 2 oz. pina colada mix
• 4 oz. orange juice
• 1 slice pineapple
• 1 sprig mint
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Preparation
• Add spiced rum, peach schnapps, pina colada mix, and orange juice in ice-filled specialty glass and stir
• Garnish with pineapple and mint

Blue Margarita:

Ingredients
• 4 oz. crushed ice
• 1 oz. tequila
• .5 oz. blue curacao
• 3 oz. lime margarita mix
• 1 slice lime
• 1 tsp. salt
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Preparation
• Rub rim of a glass with half a lime and dip glass into salt to coat

Rum Runner

Ingredients
• .75 oz. spiced rum
• .25 oz. blackberry liqueur
• .25 oz. crème de banana liqueur
• 2 oz. orange juice
• .5 oz. grenadine
• 8 oz. crushed ice
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Preparation
• Add spiced rum, blackberry liqueur, crème de banana liqueur, orange juice, grenadine, and crushed ice in a blender
• Blend until slushy and pour into glass
Jan 12th, 2006 06:48 PM
Big Papa Goat Guiness is doubtlessly the most overrated drink ever, though I'm sure that's been mentioned here before.
Jan 12th, 2006 11:55 AM
kreepella
Quote:
Originally Posted by maggiekarp

My mom pissed me off a little when she said she was in the mood for a girly drink, then got Guiness :/
i like guinness too. i usually drink dark ale or stouts. your mum may have called the guinness a girly drink because their ad campaigns lately have marketed them as a lower calorie beer.
when i do have a mixed drink i usually have a lime margarita or a whisky sour. i don't consider myself a girly girl
Jan 11th, 2006 11:11 PM
Xenogil Nothing beats a Tom Collins.
Jan 11th, 2006 06:31 PM
ArrowX Absynth :O
Jan 11th, 2006 06:04 PM
Guitar Woman
Quote:
Ray's Neapolitan Shooter

Ingredients (chilled)

Kahlua/Bailey’s/etc (1 part)
Tequila Rose (bottled tequila/strawberry liqueur) (1 part)
Heavy Cream (1 part)
Coconut Rum (1/4 part)

1. Pour your coffee/chocolate liqueur into the bottom of a small glass.

2. Take a regular spoon and turn it upside down. Place the upside-down tip of it against the inside wall of the glass, very close to the brown liqueur which now rests in the glass. Pour the Tequila Rose very, very slowly down the back of the body of the spoon. You should see it spreading evenly across the top of the brown liqueur layer.

3. Repeat step (2) but with the cream, making it flow across the top of the pink liquid. The liquids should not commingle.

4. You now have three distinctly colored layers, and it is time to add the final flavor: coconut. Using the same spoon trick, pour the rum delicately into the concoction (since the rum is so thin, I used a bartender's bottle nozzle to slow its flow). It will slip neatly between the pink and white layers without disturbing them. Note: The coconut rum must be added at this step, and not any other.

Enjoy! You can also mix these proportions in a blender with ice to produce a Neapolitan Cooler (increase coconut rum to 1 part).
As you can see, this thread is now MINE as all other girly drinks are disgraced by the Neapolitan Shooter.
Jan 11th, 2006 05:12 PM
Carnivore Pink wine (NYC Mock Meet 2002 reference)!

Drink what you like. When I'm in a Newcastle and Guinness mood, I drink Newcastle and Guinness. When I'm in a Smirnoff Twisted mood, I drink Smirnoff Twisted (raspberry). And if I feel like a friggin' glass of Zinfandel, I'll friggin' have one
Jan 11th, 2006 04:26 PM
kahljorn
Quote:
(sometimes we call the female genital "can")
So what does a can of "Saurekraut" represent, exactly?
Jan 11th, 2006 03:16 PM
abortretryfail Ha, it seems no one agrees. Okay, here's my take on why people get bad hangovers from sugary drinks:

acid/alkaline balance.

Alcohol is highly acid forming, so is sugar, if you consume the two together it throws the entire balance of your body off. If you consume alcohol with an alkaline forming food (this is determined by the pH of the chemical ash left behind when the food is burned inside the body, so can be counterintuitive) it will not be as bad. Alkaline forming: lemon juice, orange juice, cranberry juice (not the kind with sugar, obviously).

Here's what I think is a REAL MAN's drink, got it off of www.thebar.com:

Yucatan Style Sangrity

Ingredients
• 1.5 oz. Don Julio Añejo Tequila
• 1 28 oz. can of tomatoes
• 1 cup orange juice
• .03 cup lime juice
• 1 slice white onion
• 1 seeded green chile
• 1 tsp. sugar
• .25 tsp. hot pepper sauce
• 1 wedge lime
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Preparation
• Add tomatoes, orange juice, lime juice, white onion, green chile, sugar, and hot pepper sauce in a blender
• Blend until smooth and pour enough to fill a tequila shot glass
• Add Don Julio Añejo Tequila to another tequila shot glass
• Garnish with lime wedge
Jan 11th, 2006 12:22 PM
lunlun gnIHIhiHIHihi

in germany we call lady drinks Büchsenöffner. that means can opener.

(sometimes we call the female genital "can")
Jan 11th, 2006 01:02 AM
executioneer i like to drink chartreuse i bet you guys probably think that stuff's for sissies don't you
Jan 10th, 2006 07:17 PM
sadie when i used to drink regularly, my choice was most always shots of whisky or bourbon. i loved the way it made my spine tingle. i like the dark liquors, and i don't like the sweet drinks.
Jan 10th, 2006 05:01 PM
kahljorn "you guys act as if I wear my homelessness on my sleeve"

Yea and we couldn't possibly be exaggerating or anything like that purposely. No, that would just be too dastardly! Everything we say is the truth!
Jan 10th, 2006 04:54 PM
jin I love drinks! ;O

I pretty much drink bourbon and coke like it is going out of fashion though, even when i go to pubs and all that- i just cannot stand beer. ;O

Vodka is also a delicious treat and you can have it with just about anything, and i have to say the "ladies drink" i am most biased in favor to would have to be malibu- or it's cheaper little cousin bombora. ;D

Jamaican's make the whole night go from arty to party in like 20 minutes ;O

Also different kinds of champagne make me feel as though i am partying. That is pretty okay too ;>
Jan 10th, 2006 04:14 PM
ziggytrix Yeah, you should definitely do that too, Womti. RIGHT AFTER you get a job!
Jan 10th, 2006 02:57 PM
Womti
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
i think it's kinda pathetic that you make your friends buy you drinks. why don't you ask one of them for a $20 loan so you can get your ID and then

GET A JOB.
GET A LIFE.
Jan 10th, 2006 02:56 PM
glowbelly i think it's kinda pathetic that you make your friends buy you drinks. why don't you ask one of them for a $20 loan so you can get your ID and then

GET A JOB.
Jan 10th, 2006 02:49 PM
Womti [quote="kahljorn"]"Champagne? Malt liquor? Who are you trying to kid? You and I both know you only drink turpentine. "

I thought the champagne part was funny, I pictured him sneaking into fancy restaurants and mixing together the remnants for a fancy bum treat to go along side of his Treet. What's treet, you ask? The spam they sell at big lots for under a dollar. I fed that to my cats for like a week once ;(

actually, I have friends who buy me drinks. I dont "sneak into fancy restaurants" and "mix the remnants together for a fancy bum treet". you guys act as if I wear my homelessness on my sleeve. pathetic.
Jan 10th, 2006 02:41 PM
kahljorn "Champagne? Malt liquor? Who are you trying to kid? You and I both know you only drink turpentine. "

I thought the champagne part was funny, I pictured him sneaking into fancy restaurants and mixing together the remnants for a fancy bum treat to go along side of his Treet. What's treet, you ask? The spam they sell at big lots for under a dollar. I fed that to my cats for like a week once ;(

"kahljorn: Ale is a somewhat aquired taste, most people who try it describe it as either barrel or mud. Which more often than not is true, its quite difficult to find a nice one."

My dad drinks all kinds of weird beers/ales, so I've had a few before. Just never enough to get really drunk. You know what's really weird to drink is those beers they describe as, "floral". At first it tastes horribly bitter, but once you adjust to the bitterness you get a type of "Jacuzzi to pool to jacuzzi" feeling and it starts to taste sweet and flowery.
Same thing if you drink a bit of any beer, then take a bong rip and start drinking again, it tastes so sweet it's strangely delightful. Not sweet in an over-bearing way, of course, more like a subtle sweetness you might find in tea or something.
Jan 10th, 2006 02:07 PM
MetalMilitia
Quote:
Originally Posted by womti
I prefer champagne or malt liquor. also, some beers are okay. but most have that nasty bitter cabbage taste, so I pretty much stick with malt liquor or whiskey.
Champagne? Malt liquor? Who are you trying to kid? You and I both know you only drink turpentine.

kahljorn: Ale is a somewhat aquired taste, most people who try it describe it as either barrel or mud. Which more often than not is true, its quite difficult to find a nice one.
Jan 10th, 2006 01:08 PM
Womti ever had heineken??
Jan 10th, 2006 01:06 PM
mozz
Quote:
Originally Posted by womti
I prefer champagne or malt liquor. also, some beers are okay. but most have that nasty bitter cabbage taste, so I pretty much stick with malt liquor or whiskey.
bitter cabbage taste?
Jan 10th, 2006 01:02 PM
Womti I prefer champagne or malt liquor. also, some beers are okay. but most have that nasty bitter cabbage taste, so I pretty much stick with malt liquor or whiskey.
Jan 10th, 2006 12:59 PM
kahljorn "If you spent the whole time drinking spirits you'd most probably die before last orders."

I've had that happen to me on a few occasions. I really prefer not to go to bars at all, I like to sit at home or at a friends house and drink, swigging. I'm not really a big fan of bars, though: over-priced and around here there's just a bunch of assholes. There's one or two bars in town that are nice, though.
I wouldn't mind drinking beer so much if I could just sip on it between shots, and that's what I usually do. Lately it seems like people have just been buying us pitchers after pitchers, and that never seems to sit well with me.

I can barely stomach sweet things, as they are going down my gag reflexes kick in ;(
I'll have to try some of that stuff you mentioned, i practicallly never drink beer because of bloating, but if ale isn't so bad in that respect maybe I'd give it a shot. To be completely honest and simotaneously ashamed, normally when I drink beer I go for Old English's or 211's. I only need two or three and I'm feeling fine. lately though i just try to stick to pot, it fucks my lungs up but it doesn't make me feel disgusting. I have such a horrible flu right now, though, which means everytime i take a gravity my lungs go to shit(besides the shitty feeling of ripping a bong that has crazy resin build-up). Speaking of gravities, did you ever get to see one sadie? I've been drinking tons of cough syrup which can give you a nice buzz. Feels great except for the over-bearing shittiness of the flu.
Luckily my girlfriend's aiming at becoming a bartender, so maybe I'll be able to get free drinks and such soon.

One of my cough syrup has psuedo-ephedrine so I'm feeling crackily over-social.
Jan 10th, 2006 12:58 PM
mozz I like cocktails and things. But i also like lager and scotch.
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