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Mar 5th, 2006 07:25 PM
Fathom Zero Dude, I ain't fat. I've got a high metabolism which keeps me fit.

It's kind of like that episode of X-Files where the genetically engineered tobacco plants have eggs on them and this dude is the beta test for it. The eggs are deposited in the guy's lungs, because the smoke carries them. Everyone around him dies while he doesn't.
Why? Because the addiction keeps them at bay. What's killing him is keeping him alive, long story short.

I give my metabolism a workout that keeps it fit.
Mar 5th, 2006 02:18 PM
Donuts I like those things, but I can barely ever find them. There's never any left.
DANG YOU, FAT KIDS!
Mar 4th, 2006 04:47 PM
Poringez hell... i would eat it tough...chocolate is awesome
Mar 4th, 2006 04:43 PM
Fathom Zero Don't listen to that dummy, they're perfect in every way.
Mar 4th, 2006 04:34 PM
Johnny Couth No, they taste nasty.
Mar 4th, 2006 08:09 AM
Poringez they dont even sell wonka bars in The Netherlands..are they so good?
Jan 16th, 2006 10:05 PM
CosmoToad Ill get back on topic. Let's see WONKA BARS RULE YAY LOL
Jan 16th, 2006 10:03 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by CosmoToad
youre happy to be a fag...... or is that good or bad.
No, just having good ol' hearty malevolent laugh like out of one of those really bad staruday morning cartoons because Gadzooks seriously makes me laugh with some of his comments.

But anyway, we really should get back onto topic.
Jan 16th, 2006 10:00 PM
CosmoToad youre happy to be a fag...... or is that good or bad.
Jan 16th, 2006 08:52 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR OPTIMISSM LYCRAS YOU FAGGOT.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 16th, 2006 08:12 PM
GADZOOKS OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR OPTIMISSM LYCRAS YOU FAGGOT.
Jan 16th, 2006 08:12 PM
darkvare what ever back on topic. the best chocolate bar is coffe crisp period.
Jan 16th, 2006 06:24 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Oh I see.
I must say I think you're a cool dude though.
By the way, I really like your avatar.
Jan 16th, 2006 06:15 PM
MetalMilitia Oh I see.
Jan 16th, 2006 06:09 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
You're not a very nice person, Lycurgus1985.
Of course I am. I just usually deflect rudeness and sarcasm with cynicalism.
Jan 16th, 2006 06:06 PM
MetalMilitia You're not a very nice person, Lycurgus1985.
Jan 16th, 2006 05:45 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
No he doesn't you fucking liar.
Please, keep up the amusement. You seriously make me laugh with these kind of posts. Ever thought of becoming a jester?
Jan 16th, 2006 05:42 PM
GADZOOKS No he doesn't you fucking liar.
Jan 16th, 2006 05:24 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
is it bugs bunny jumping through a window?
Why yes because we all know Bugs Bunny jumps through stained glass windows wearing an English schoolboy's uniform and armed with a pair of giant scissors as he impales a helpless victim below him as they fall.
Jan 16th, 2006 05:16 PM
GADZOOKS is it bugs bunny jumping through a window?
Jan 16th, 2006 03:20 PM
Lycurgus1985 Wow, quite a tough crowd we got here.
Meh, I don't care.
Jan 16th, 2006 03:14 PM
Misdemonar Not very intresting
Jan 16th, 2006 03:01 PM
ziggytrix it isn't.
Jan 16th, 2006 02:51 PM
Lycurgus1985
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
fascinating!
But isn't it?
Jan 16th, 2006 02:40 PM
MetalMilitia fascinating!
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