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Jan 28th, 2006 06:03 PM
Womti
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Originally Posted by Emu
you quote me in your sig like i'm supposed to be ashamed of my gay
actually, I thought it was cute at the time.
Jan 28th, 2006 11:47 AM
sadie
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Am i the only person in the world that can not understand the idea of wanting a girlfriend when theres no SPECIFIC PERSON in mind?
though i can't imagine ever feeling that way again, when i was teenager i craved a "boyfriend." not someone specific, just someone who clicked with me, someone i could share myself (metaphorically speaking >:) with, someone who knew and liked me best.
Jan 28th, 2006 09:53 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Dole
Or try to mold you into a vase or jug, thats even worse.
yeah, or make you a sammich with moldy bread and cheese...
Jan 28th, 2006 04:35 AM
Jixby Phillips Am i the only person in the world that can not understand the idea of wanting a girlfriend when theres no SPECIFIC PERSON in mind?
Jan 27th, 2006 04:51 PM
Dole Or try to mold you into a vase or jug, thats even worse.
Jan 27th, 2006 08:22 AM
Cosmo Electrolux someone who just accepts you and doesn't try to mold you into their idea of the perfect boyfriend/husband....that would be nice....
Jan 26th, 2006 10:24 PM
Tara What he needs to do is to stop obsessing.

Anybody who is comfortable and at peace with themselves will attract others.

That, and a gun with hollow points will do the trick.
Jan 26th, 2006 05:17 PM
Slinky Ferret :/ Oh the irony. What you need to do is find a girl who has been only been out with jerks and show her a bit of kindness.

Also sometimes feelings for friends can change over night.

Its amazing what a few alcoholic drinks can do... can certainly change situations.

What I am trying to say is, eventually girls will look for blokes with personality. But when you're young and carefree they go for blokes who look like super models and after getting used and abused a few times they'll eventually go doh X doesn't treat me like that! da dar! Marriage and kids.

At least thats what happens in the movies.
Jan 20th, 2006 08:34 PM
Emu you quote me in your sig like i'm supposed to be ashamed of my gay
Jan 20th, 2006 06:27 PM
Womti thanks, milhouse.
Jan 20th, 2006 05:07 PM
Esuohlim I believe Emu said:

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Originally Posted by Emu
i imagine jeff the ninja to look like arnold schwartzenegger in that movie where he gets pregnant
You wouldn't think we would have to repeat ourselves over the internet but womti here proves otherwise
Jan 20th, 2006 02:16 PM
Womti WHAT??
Jan 20th, 2006 02:15 PM
Emu i imagine jeff the ninja to look like arnold schwartzenegger in that movie where he gets pregnant
Jan 19th, 2006 11:11 PM
Jeanette X
Re: I need a girlfriend.

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Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja
I want one who likes a little more to her men, namely two big Moobs and one big belly which I imagine could be used as A pillow.
I think I found your problem. Do some sit ups and lose the moobs and belly, and I think you'll find the girls will be slightly more interested.
Jan 19th, 2006 10:21 PM
Womti I"m no tool.
Jan 19th, 2006 10:19 PM
maggiekarp Tools think alike?
Jan 19th, 2006 09:59 PM
Womti NO I MADE THAT UP YOU FUCKING TOOL
Jan 19th, 2006 02:29 PM
Emu is that an american pie reference

DID YOU JUST MAKE AN AMERICAN PIE REFERENCE YOU FUCKING TOOL
Jan 19th, 2006 02:27 PM
Womti "smacks- who's the bitch now bitch".
Jan 19th, 2006 01:17 PM
MetalMilitia "dont lie"
Jan 19th, 2006 01:10 PM
Womti "not interested" fucking jackass.
Jan 19th, 2006 08:00 AM
sloth
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Originally Posted by womti
I go for sex, not relationships, :/
"so, your place or mine"
Jan 18th, 2006 09:58 PM
HickMan NO FAT CHICKS
Jan 18th, 2006 09:07 PM
Womti you know, whenever you post I am reminded of a cat meowing very loudly.
Jan 18th, 2006 09:07 PM
maggiekarp Tape worms, of course!


Weight loss doesn't cure ugly, though :/
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