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| Feb 15th, 2006 01:25 PM | |
| Dole | ha, me too! |
| Feb 15th, 2006 01:16 PM | |
| kahljorn | It's sad that I knew exactly which thread you were talking about before I even read Max's ;( |
| Feb 15th, 2006 01:10 PM | |
| glowbelly | you'll thank me the next time you wonder "if it will drip." |
| Feb 15th, 2006 11:27 AM | |
| mburbank |
Good god. That was so bad in so many ways at once. There is the badness that is the post itself. There is the badness of having the thoughts expressed in the post. There is the bandess of wanting to put into writing those thoughts. There is the extreme badness of not knowing there is no good reason to post that writing. There is the badnes of posting that writing here. And then there's this: "I do and collect phone numbers of women, and call them, and I have not had sex in a while because I dated a girl from at home and thus was not having sex out here, and I am thinking I want to not have a one night stand so much as I want to have a girlfriend for reasons identical to a dripping cock. " Please, please, KockyNok, please have been roaring drunk when you wrote that. If you were not, only some degree of brain damage can account for your disordered thought process. PLEASE NOTE: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CONTENT! I don't care that much about the content. Yes, it's stupid and banal, yes it frightens me you carry a gun, but all that is very mundane and only shows you are an idiot. It is in no way alarming, (unlike your STD cautionary tale, which is alarming both in style and content). If you were not drunk when you typed in that last post, go directly to a Neurologist. Do not stop at a therapist or even clinical psychologist. Run, don't walk, to a Catscan. And Glo. I don't know wether to thank you or not. I really mean that. Good sweet Jesus tongue kissing a lumpfish. |
| Feb 15th, 2006 11:15 AM | |
| KevinTheOmnivore |
"Gghhhhhh!!! ggaaahhhhh!!!!" and with a great pain a passage is opened a continuous drip continue to flow. "Awwwwwggggkkhhh cuuunnnnnnntt--chhhhhh-fuck!" and you spend the next four minutes squeezing out a urinous sludge of some kind of cake mixture, veins popping out of your neck and forehead. 
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| Feb 15th, 2006 11:08 AM | |
| glowbelly | But I had sex three weeks ago, when I broke up with my girlfriend roughly... |
| Feb 15th, 2006 11:04 AM | |
| KevinTheOmnivore | "I am not fat, but I am incredibly stupid. " |
| Feb 15th, 2006 10:59 AM | |
| glowbelly |
max you have to see this thread: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21037 trust me. |
