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Dec 4th, 2006 07:16 PM
zeldasbiggestfan STOP REPLYING TO OLD SHIT GODDAMNIT.
Dec 4th, 2006 04:00 PM
Angryhydralisk Ther's also how zombies have no sense of balance and can't climb ladders (Trashing the staircase...Whi'da thunk it!?) yet they can easily climb an anchored rope underwater and over a boat to kill you.

Yeah, some bits were dumb but otherwise an amusing book. Just goes to show you how FUCKED you really are if zombies really did exist.
Feb 20th, 2006 05:29 AM
Spectre X The book is actually pretty lame. The only humour in it is the fact that it talks seriously about zombies. It's tiresome.

Also, it's got some other minor things that I dislike. For instance, it's very scientific about the whole zombie deal, but then it goes and says that the virus that makes zombies breaks the laws of physics. It also says that there's only one cause of zombism.

It's really boring, actually.
Feb 19th, 2006 07:51 PM
lumpisan if not for that book, i woulnt have survived my band trip......... poor,poor Andrew. he thought the zombies were old people....... until they ate his traciya. But i survived, tahnks to this book. Also, it taught me not to eat that delicous rotting zombie flesh.
Dec 30th, 2005 03:39 PM
Juttin
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I hope the World Trade Center doesn't get harmed by Y2K.
Impossible. Clinton will handle everything. btw who got Pokemon red and/or blue?
I got them both last week! let's do the Macarina with our Furbies!

And then,we can invest money into Enron--WE'LL BE RICH!
Dec 19th, 2005 08:04 PM
Ivan Raged
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I hope the World Trade Center doesn't get harmed by Y2K.
Impossible. Clinton will handle everything. btw who got Pokemon red and/or blue?
Dec 9th, 2005 02:08 AM
GADZOOKS I hope the World Trade Center doesn't get harmed by Y2K.
Dec 9th, 2005 01:33 AM
executioneer welcome to 1999 folks
Dec 4th, 2005 02:14 PM
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Re: Zombie Survival Guide

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Awesomeness.




Pure Aesomeness.
Pure Awesomeness indeed.
Nov 25th, 2005 12:32 AM
Ihach i really thought this was a terrible book, but the reports of attacks at the end was at least mildly interesting
Oct 14th, 2005 10:25 AM
Sethomas Every once in a while (it happened a few days ago again) I get someone to my website who came to it with the Google querry "How to keep away zombies".

So, I guess I'm an expert on these things.
Oct 10th, 2005 10:32 PM
Lye its written by max brooks, who is mel brooks son, and a writer for snl or something.

I got it a while ago, and yeah its pretty cool.
its not really funny in and of itself, the fact that it is so serious about zombies makes it funny.
Its actully interesting in some parts, while other parts are boring.

Its really like a survival guide, but some of the info is said over and over agian. like how to escape a zombie outbreak while in the city, then how to hunt zombies in the city, or how to look for survivers in the city. It says the same stuff and then moves on to forrest and swamps and stuff, so pretty much after youv read a little bit of it, then the rest is more of the same. At the end there are log of known attacks and such which are pretty cool to read.

its a cool book, and it has pictures in it.
Oct 5th, 2005 10:33 PM
xbxDaniel Could you please enlighten us to the author, because I just keep getting some weird ass results everytime I try and search it.
Oct 5th, 2005 07:43 PM
Sicktodeathmx I am about to borrow that book from a friend, he loved it
Oct 5th, 2005 05:29 PM
neojester12
Zombie Survival Guide

Awesomeness.




Pure Aesomeness.

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