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Mar 23rd, 2006 12:10 AM
Marc Summers I'm a comp sci major as well, and I'm pretty sure I've seen it all.

One guy who has nails that are about a half inch long and it's pretty obvious that he doesn't shower for weeks at a time because his hair is greasy and he just seems so...ugh...

Another guy wears a fanny pack to class all the time. One day he walked in from the back right corner of the lecture hall, STOMPED all the way down to the front row, crossed right in front of the professor, stomped all the way to the back left corner, sat down, and started muttering about how he had to go to an AA meeting for his friend.

A professor in my software engineering class last year asked us to just name a type of gun as an example for something. Almost everyone said "GRAVITY GUN ZOMG" (with ZOMG pronounced as "zoh my gawd"). Since he didn't know what the hell that was, he asked for an explanation, which only worsened the situation.

I also see people logging on to SA during class almost on a daily basis, as well as WOW

Then there are those people who are hysterical at every little joke, those who are perpetually congested, and those who speak like they're in a chatroom

The only sane ones are the hot Russian women
Mar 22nd, 2006 10:59 PM
Demosthenes Take me with you. I'll just hide in your pants and people will just think your packin'.
Mar 21st, 2006 02:38 AM
Sethomas I'm just interested in the part about killing you.
Mar 20th, 2006 09:47 PM
CaptainBubba Then they suck at programming. I'm a double in math and Comp Sci and I have far FAAAR too much free time, which I occasionally spend doing things like eating ice cream and buttfucking squirrel cadavers.
Mar 20th, 2006 08:55 PM
Archduke Tips You wanna talk about nerds? I go to an engineering school.

I'm majoring in electrical engineering... my group is pretty nerdy, but if you want to see the biggest nerds in the place you gotta find the Computer Science majors. But you won't because they don't ever come out because the sun burns them. They feed on the warm glow of a computer screen and massive quantities of mountain dew. If you get bit by one, you will turn into one before the next full moon or some shit like that.
Mar 20th, 2006 07:27 PM
Jeff The Ninja I thought that anyone can go to E3, but only to certain areas where the playable demos are and crap.
Mar 17th, 2006 02:26 PM
timrpgland Actually RPGLAND may be getting a press pass this year too after getting a tax id. We'll see what happens.
Mar 17th, 2006 02:16 PM
thebiggameover the only people who can go to e3 are prople in the video game biz. no public alowed.....


you lucky jerk....\
Mar 17th, 2006 01:38 PM
ziggytrix but anyone who casually uses the term "hybrid-nerd" is a full fledged geek.
Mar 17th, 2006 01:22 PM
DamnthatDavid nah, you're a hybrid-nerd.

Most people here are. I'm sports based with nerd DNA mixed in. Making me able to go rock climbing, running, sporting, etc, but also giving me the ability to watch a marathon of Battlestar Galactica.
Mar 17th, 2006 01:15 PM
Matt Harty oh yeah your that guy with the big nose i showed my gf your picture and she was laughing
Mar 17th, 2006 12:48 PM
Marc Summers No that nerd convention is the anime expo (which I've been to :/)
This nerd convention is about video games and is also industry only which means that I'm going to hear tons of terminology I don't understand and the average attendee weight will be about 250 :/

Ya guys I'm a nerd sorry to backstab you all like this but I'm a nerd nerd nerdy nerd who does nerd things like play video games and lightly dabbles in the anime region. And I'm 20 pounds underweight, but I do eat a lot and work out but I don't put on weight so I'm at a nerdy weight which means that I do not fall into the non-nerd region of 130-180. I, however, am hated among my own because I don't type my words with numbers replacing letters and I don't enjoy using the word "owned" or any of its unholy variations.

I know that some of you may feel resentment; I understand. I can only hope that one day our species can understand each other

An an apology, here's a pic of me with a sad face and a big nose and before fixing my hair:

Mar 17th, 2006 12:02 PM
Matt Harty hey is that where everybody dresses up like anime characters or am i thinking of the wrong geek convention
Mar 17th, 2006 10:49 AM
mburbank AND EARWIGS IN DRESSES!!!
Mar 17th, 2006 09:10 AM
Seven Force E3 is for faggots and Hatians
Mar 17th, 2006 08:44 AM
MarioRPG Too bad they cut down on girls there.

You're still one lucky bastard. :envy
Mar 17th, 2006 06:44 AM
MetalMilitia i want go go to E3
Mar 17th, 2006 06:42 AM
Jixby Phillips hey good for you you fucking geek
Mar 17th, 2006 04:08 AM
executioneer he is excited about going to the electronics exposition it is a big show!
Mar 17th, 2006 03:46 AM
Marc Summers No. But she has what I want. So yes.
Mar 17th, 2006 03:43 AM
GADZOOKS What? Is Katie hot or something?
Mar 17th, 2006 03:37 AM
Marc Summers
You can kill me now...my life is complete

This conversation took place in the last 5 minutes of work today, after going over all the stuff that I didn't know how to do yet on their development tools.

Boss: Yea so I'm not going to be in tomorrow and part of next week, I'll be at the Game Developers Conference, but I'll expect Mission 4 and part of 5 done by Monday.

Me: OK, I'm almost done with 4 now, how do you add icons to dialog boxes, blah blah blah...

Boss: (Answers questions) OK well I'm heading out...(leaves, comes back with a huge grin)

Boss: Oh ya, make sure you talk to Katie (receptionist) on Monday, she'll get you your E3 ticket all set up.

Me: *catatonic state*

Me (10 seconds later): Wait...what?

Boss: You know what E3 is?

Me (trembling): Ya...

Boss: Just make sure you talk Katie on Monday, and she'll get you set up. It won't cost you anything.

Me (exploding on the inside, but calm, cool and collected): OK...I'm looking forward it...

Me for the next two hours: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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