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May 12th, 2006 01:27 AM
executioneer i have no idea i just wanted to bring up that headline b/c that article is super funny, esp after reading the aim chat log regarding the creation of said article at the bottom
May 12th, 2006 01:24 AM
Jixby Phillips seriously did i accidentally steal that "Stupid Thing Overheard" from the onion because I've been sitting on that one for like weeks unable to confirm weather or not I did
May 12th, 2006 01:19 AM
executioneer "AREA MAN CLAIMS TO READ SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER; ONLY READS HEADLINES"
May 12th, 2006 01:16 AM
Jixby Phillips "STUPID THING OVERHEARD"
May 12th, 2006 01:16 AM
Super Machine Neo " TREKKIE NOW PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES: All legal Documents must be in English, Spanish, and Vulcan"

"WWIII: WORLD LEADERS GATHER FOR A GAME OF QUADRA-PONG!"
May 11th, 2006 09:45 PM
executioneer JESUS RETURNS, SEES EVERYONE IS A JERK, LEAVES AGAIN
May 11th, 2006 09:34 PM
Jeff The Ninja "Fanfiction now accepted as a Legitimate form of literature, New section added in F4"
May 11th, 2006 09:32 PM
Dr. Boogie "INVERTED PYRAMID STYLE OUT!"
May 11th, 2006 09:25 PM
liquidstatik 'Eggs half price! :D"

(emoticon and all )
May 11th, 2006 09:24 PM
Jeff The Ninja "Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin resurrected! Fight to be aired Live on Pay-Per-View!"

Two Days later

"Benito Mussolini vs Emperor Hirohito vs Woodrow Wilson in No Holds Barred Three-way Steel Cage Match! 'Zombie Cage Fights draw in a crowd.' exclaims promoter"
May 11th, 2006 08:16 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by dolarene
BOMB NEW : God doesn't exist "It's fully impossible if you see amoeba DNA.". Related to this Bush commits suicide because is no longer sin.


Headlines: Eruption in La Palma, billions of tons of rock sunk in Atlantic, 2 Miles Tsunami flooded the whole American continent, a billion deaths expected. NOBODY CARES.
That's too danm long for a headline.

"Villagers fend off Nixon's reanimated corpse".
May 11th, 2006 08:11 PM
Johnny Couth "GAY HOMOSEXUALS GO GET SOME COFFEE"
May 11th, 2006 08:09 PM
MetalMilitia "GAY HOMOSEXUALS MARCH ON WASHINGTON"
May 11th, 2006 08:06 PM
Johnny Couth "NO SPIN ZONE!"
May 11th, 2006 08:03 PM
Esuohlim "BRITNEY SPEARS GOT @#$!ED AGAIN"
May 11th, 2006 07:48 PM
Girl Drink Drunk "HUMOR SITE GOES BANKRUPT AFTER CHANCING NAME TO 'I-RANKERI' "
May 11th, 2006 07:09 PM
MarioRPG "No News Is Good News "
May 11th, 2006 07:02 PM
executioneer "SPINNING NEWSPAPER INJURES DOZENS"
May 11th, 2006 06:59 PM
GADZOOKS "OLD JOKE ATTEMPTED AT MESSAGE BOARD, THOUSANDS FEARED DEAD"
May 11th, 2006 06:56 PM
MarioRPG "If you are illiterate you can't read this, sucker."
May 11th, 2006 04:57 PM
Chojin "Shut up"
May 11th, 2006 04:56 PM
dolarene Yeah, coherence is fun, it allows me to difference two stranger Countries.

Spain: That Fascist/Soviet country at south of Europe (or ass of Europe) never used 'sombreros'. At least they got Las Palmas, or 'instant tsunami'

Mexico: Rat producer country, everyone murder women and wears sombrero.

Please, don't pollute the good name of Mexico mixing it with Spain.

" From a Spain hater, that opressor country drives me nuts"
May 8th, 2006 08:27 PM
executioneer you should really try coherence, it's a blast
May 8th, 2006 10:58 AM
dolarene BOMB NEW : God doesn't exist "It's fully impossible if you see amoeba DNA.". Related to this Bush commits suicide because is no longer sin.

Headlines: Eruption in La Palma, billions of tons of rock sunk in Atlantic, 2 Miles Tsunami flooded the whole American continent, a billion deaths expected. NOBODY CARES.
May 5th, 2006 01:49 AM
Big McLargehuge "SAM AND BIG MCLARGEHUGE MAKE THREAD THEIR OWN"
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