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May 24th, 2006 06:32 PM
Terra millimeters.
May 24th, 2006 04:06 PM
george do you eat by measure of inches or pounds?
May 10th, 2006 08:28 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Chojin
just ask terra what clubs she goes to

there's most likely a BOUNTY there
I wait for the "all you can eat" gatherings. I have a VIP pass. > :
May 10th, 2006 06:33 PM
executioneer
May 10th, 2006 05:44 PM
Chojin just ask terra what clubs she goes to

there's most likely a BOUNTY there
May 10th, 2006 05:34 PM
george it is just that the wicket may be far stickier than i intend it to be.

i just got done with 16 years of commited relationship, i dont mind the idea of dating but i have no desire to get nailed right back down.

but i really want to have sex. being an adult is no fun
May 10th, 2006 05:25 PM
maggiekarp Seems to me that a sticky wicket would be desireable, but I have no idea what the kids are calling things these days.
May 10th, 2006 04:55 PM
george going to have sex tonight (i hope), no matter how sticky the wicket turns out to be.
May 9th, 2006 10:55 PM
Terra hell no we do it all the time around here
May 9th, 2006 05:57 PM
george yeehaw.

i live in virginia now, it is very country.

i am going to get a cow just so i can grow it, and then eat it.


chojin, that sounds like a great idea, but i need a few more weeks of family time till i have time for much else , but very soon!!

i am lucky to have any time to post

is it wrong to turn down sex to avoid a real relationship?
May 8th, 2006 07:44 PM
Chojin Yeah now that george is back in the fold we need to get all 80 of us maryland peeps together for an old-fashioned ho-down.
May 8th, 2006 07:13 PM
adept_ninja where do you live in maryland?
May 8th, 2006 11:56 AM
george exactly, they are all in relationships.

i kinda sorta met a decent chic yesterday, but it highlights m current level of pathetic:

i went to a re-dedication of the chapel at my parents church, and i made an aside to my daughter that i thought a girl was cute. she went and asked the girl's name and all kinds of personal stuff.

i was sort of suprised at this, so i got the hell out of there.

the girl is named amy and is single. she teaches school.

i plan on going to church until i can truly begin to ruin this girls life
May 7th, 2006 09:31 PM
Terra Unfortunately they sre still in realtionships. But the point is, it's not just a Missouri thing. I'm sure there are plenty where you live, Mr. George!
May 7th, 2006 05:44 PM
george well saddle em up and send em my way.
May 7th, 2006 11:35 AM
Terra 35 seems like the midrange from life to non-life? It doesn't make very much sense. I know plenty of ladies that are in their early twenties that are seeing or in relationships with older men.....YOUR age!
May 6th, 2006 11:30 AM
george post op transexual = root canal

unintentional jokes are my favorite.

the whole problem is i am 35. i am in the dead zone for dating, five years older, lots of divorcees, five years younger and i could still be reasonably attractive to twentysomethings.

no one wants my sorry ass right now

and my liquid GHB source just died in a motorcyle accident.

damn
May 6th, 2006 11:29 AM
sadie palor more like pallor
May 5th, 2006 09:32 PM
Terra Goddamn Vice Squad!
May 5th, 2006 09:28 PM
executioneer they closed the baskin and robbins down
May 5th, 2006 09:21 PM
Terra Ain't they no ho's in the ice cream palor??? Hell I hear you can really double dip at the ice cream palor!
May 5th, 2006 09:15 PM
executioneer i don't even know where the whores ARE in this town

apart from myspace lol
May 5th, 2006 09:07 PM
Terra I'm sure fo five dolla you can have both!

But no tickee no fuckee!
May 5th, 2006 08:58 PM
executioneer oooooh i need a dirty woman
oooooh i need a dirty girl
May 5th, 2006 07:12 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Me love you long time.
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