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May 28th, 2006 08:46 PM
Girl Drink Drunk You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Chorus:
Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I'm only hoping that you're home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Chorus

C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me

Solo, Chorus out
May 21st, 2006 03:11 AM
Jixby Phillips
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Jixby, is that a reference to Wonder Showzen?
The poster? Not intentionally, But I realized the similarity after i drew it. I was just trying to think of what the most generic/popular slogan of "cynical-posters.com" would be. I'm sure HANG IN THERE (PICTURE OF NOOSE) has been done plenty of times before Wonder Showzen did it.

cynical-posters.com is an awful company because they stamp the url of the site in really big letters on their merchindise
May 21st, 2006 12:35 AM
Terra That's by The Association. You are listeing to your folk's memories. Goddamn it, go out and make your own memories and stop leaching off of other old fart's vague recollections.
May 20th, 2006 02:38 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Who's peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it's Windy

Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy

And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds, above the clouds

Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy
May 18th, 2006 08:51 PM
ziggytrix Jixby, is that a reference to Wonder Showzen?
May 18th, 2006 05:54 PM
MetalMilitia hey why doesn't cynicalposters.com really exist
May 18th, 2006 05:51 PM
Archduke Tips Just hump a beehive and it will enlarge your penis.
May 17th, 2006 02:30 AM
RaNkeri lol, awesome job!
May 17th, 2006 02:25 AM
Jixby Phillips I drew this kinda inspired by this thread

May 16th, 2006 09:06 PM
sadie blapper flapper clapper zapper
May 16th, 2006 03:55 PM
Terra i forgot to say something in mock wars sorry hoss.
May 16th, 2006 03:50 PM
Esuohlim Oh great a brand new Terra gimmick, how nice. Let me know when you want me to tell you that you've run the fucking thing into the ground, all right?
May 16th, 2006 03:46 PM
Terra milhouse your reply is over in mock wars
May 16th, 2006 03:40 PM
Esuohlim I hate you both.
May 16th, 2006 03:38 PM
RaNkeri Yeah, it's still missin'... but maybe you could help me findin' it! Let's do some oral examination...
May 16th, 2006 03:34 PM
Terra go find it you lazy fuck. Oh and this is your reply from that other thread that i said your reply would be in

has your peni benefitted from the enlarger yet? Still can't find it? damn
May 16th, 2006 03:31 PM
RaNkeri I can't find your reply from general blapper, please repeat yourself
May 16th, 2006 03:29 PM
Terra i replied to you in general blabber. i'm not repeating myself
May 16th, 2006 03:19 PM
RaNkeri See my reply in Mockwars, I'm not repeating myself
May 16th, 2006 03:15 PM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaNkeri
There's no need for me to increase my dick size
well not until you actually find it. stop siting down on the potty chair and stretch that mutherfucker like the big boys do.
May 16th, 2006 03:10 PM
Emu it's a lost cause
May 16th, 2006 03:09 PM
RaNkeri There's no need for me to increase my dick size
May 11th, 2006 07:03 PM
GADZOOKS Rankerii why dont you trying building up your self-confidence to talk to women then building your dick size.

Or dudes, Im sorry for assuming you were straight.
May 11th, 2006 03:30 AM
RaNkeri I'm not like that
May 10th, 2006 04:10 PM
WhiteRat Rankeri, shouldn't this be in the What Are You Eating thread?
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