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| May 25th, 2006 12:07 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
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| May 25th, 2006 11:22 AM | ||
| Emu | funny that you would pick out that one thing to correct | |
| May 25th, 2006 03:35 AM | ||
| RaNkeri |
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We were all alone in Winter war. |
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| May 24th, 2006 11:18 PM | ||
| Emu |
Finland From Encyclopedia Dramatica A typical finnish citizen. Formerly a part of France, Finland is one of the ex-communist European countries that nowadays try to make themselves part of the colourful world where free market economy, water closets and the Internets soar. Finland is located somewhere between Norway and the North Pole, which explains the low population (less than 500,000 people, of which about 60% are unemployed). [edit] Finnish sources of pride * Linux - a shitty operating system written by the communist nerd Linus Torvalds. * IRC - the text-based warez program invented by a drunken student from Oulu, a village in Lapland (the northernmost part of Finland, where convicts are deported after repeated offenses of rape). * The sauna - a Russian torture device, used in Finland for recreational purposes (that is, ogling boobs and vulvas). * Nokia - the Japanese mobile phone company aqcuired by Finnish pirates in a hostile takeover after the fall of communism. * Finlandia Vodka - an intoxicating beverage, owned by an American company. * The Winter War - Finland's disastrous contribution to the Second World War, getting raped by the commies for choosing to side with the Nazis. * Tom of Finland - the gayest cartoonist of all time. * HIM - the favorite band of German, scat-loving 16-year-old girls * Children of Bodom - the favorite band of Finnish 16-year-old girls who secretly (or not so secretly) hope to be raped by a Grim Reaper on speed * Lordi - another shitty band. In 2006 it won the Eurovision Song Contest. It's pretty obvious that there is no real reason whatsoever for a Finn to be proud of his national heritage. |
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| May 24th, 2006 11:17 AM | ||
| funkyamunky |
boo to this thread 
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| May 24th, 2006 02:21 AM | ||
| Moobs |
Miscellaneous topics According to the World Audit study, Finland is the least corrupted and most democratic country in the world. [5] In the PISA study, Finland has ranked at the top in education; the study measured the skills of 15-year-olds in topics relevant to everyday life. Cellular frequency: GSM 900, GSM 1800, UMTS 2100 Cellular technology: GSM/GPRS/EDGE/UMTS Date format: DD.MM.YYYY (ex. 5.6.2005), DD.MM.YY (ex. 5.6.05) or DD.MM. (ex. 5.6.), dates written out are written DD. MM YYYY (e.g. 21. joulukuuta 2006) Decimal separator is a comma: 123,45 Thousands are separated by a space: 10 000 Currency signs are placed after the digits, with a space as a mandatory separator: 10 € The currency is euro [euro], abbreviated €, divided into 100 sentti, abbreviated snt Voltage: 230V, 50 Hz; Power connector: 2-pin round (German) Postal code: 5 digits. Finland won the Eurovision Song Contest 2006 with their entry "Hard Rock Hallelujah" by Lordi. Crazy! 
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| May 24th, 2006 02:09 AM | ||
| Esuohlim | That was in Finland right? | |
| May 24th, 2006 12:32 AM | ||
| RaNkeri |
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| May 24th, 2006 12:12 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
Finlandinia (also known as Finlandia) is a sexual fetish with a focus on urine and urination. People with Finlandinia often like to urinate in public, or urinate on, or be urinated on by other people, and may drink the urine. The consumption of urine is urophagia. Some like to watch others doing these things. These activities are often described by the euphemisms "Finnish showers" or "watersports" (which should not be confused with water sports). As a paraphilia, urine may be consumed or the person may bathe oneself in it. Other variations include arousal from wetting or seeing someone else wet their pants or underclothes, or wetting the bed. Other forms of Finlandinia may involve a tendency to be sexually aroused by smelling urine soaked clothing or body parts. In many cases, a strong correlation or conditioning arises between urine smell or sight and the sexual act (so a male partner may not achieve an erection except if he smells the urine-soaked legs of his female partner, a female may not orgasm except if she urinates on herself before sex or features her partner do so in his pants). For some individuals the phenomenon may include a diaper fetish and/or arousal from infantilism. Watersports may also be used in a BDSM scene as a form of humiliation, sometimes involving desperation until incontinence or infantilization, sometimes physical humiliation associated with being urinated on or pressured to consume urine. In some cases,a person is aroused by merely staging situations where others can either witness that person wet his or her clothing or smell his or her urine scent. Finlandinia is sometimes associated with, or confused with, a sexual attraction to someone experiencing the discomfort or pain of a full bladder, a sadomasochistic inclination. More studies are still needed on this topic. Contents [hide] 1 Health issues 2 Some common variations of Finlandinia 3 Other practices 4 Notable Finlandiacs 5 See also 6 External links [edit] Health issues In contrast to practices such as coprophagia, Finlandinia is generally considered harmless, as the urine of healthy individuals is sterile. However, a small risk exists if there is disease present, or bacterial infection of the urethra. There may also be secondary effects, such as skin rashes in individuals sensitive to urine. The main dangers are the high salt and mineral content. The high salt content usually does not pose a problem if the urine is sufficiently diluted and not consumed in mass quantities. The effect of the high salt may be mitigated by drinking some water after consuming urine. The urine may be diluted if the person whose urine will be consumed drinks some water (or diet soda, see below) an hour or so before the act. Many people into BDSM drink beer before the act because it dilutes any unpleasant chemicals in the urine and beer short circuits the normal excretion of liquid, stimulating the body to excrete more urine than it normally would. Since artificial sweeteners are excreted in urine, consuming artificial sweetener before urine play can lend a sweet taste to the urine. Drinking diet soda, or other beverages containing artificial sweetener, before urine play will have the dual effect of diluting the urine and sweetening it. However, if the taste of sugar is detected in an individual's urine, and it is known that artificial sweetener has not been consumed, this may be a sign of diabetes and a doctor should be consulted. The participants should use caution or avoid drinking urine if one or both of them are taking vitamin or mineral supplements or medication, since many of these are excreted in urine. [edit] Some common variations of Finlandinia [citation needed] Desperation - The act of holding one's own urine until the need to urinate is urgent, making another hold in their urine, or watching another person with a urgent need to urinate. This fetish sometimes originates from childhood memories of being or of seeing another needing the restroom. Arousal may be triggered by seeing the body movements or facial expressions of that person. It can also be heightened by the person saying that they have to urinate. The arousal from being desperate comes from the pleasure of having a full bladder. Voyeurism - Seeing another urinate without the person's knowledge either through video taping by a hidden camera, or by lurking in locations where people are urinating or are likely to have an urge to urinate. Clothes Wetting - The person is sexually aroused by wetting ones clothing or observes another person doing so. Usually that person prefer to stage the wetting so that his or her legs (or other body parts) become totally soaked with urine.The warm sensation felt when urine trickles on body seems to be the key factor for pleasurable feelings. In many cases, that person is also aroused by smelling body parts that have a urine scent. Others get aroused by telling everyone they know about the day they lost control and peed down their legs. Some prefer a particular type of clothing to become wet. Exhibitionism – Becoming noticeably desperate or wetting oneself with the express purpose of being seen by strangers. Practitioners have described going to public places such as a mall or a park. Some intend to create situations where others can see their wet clothings, their urine soaked legs or merely come very close to strangers to let them smell the urine aroma of their wet legs or clothing. |
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| May 24th, 2006 12:08 AM | ||
| Marc Summers |
I've been playing the French Horn for 8 years now  And I know the difference between double and single reed :/ |
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| May 24th, 2006 12:07 AM | ||
| Chojin |
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| May 23rd, 2006 11:33 PM | ||
| Emu | After playing under his Nazi rule I kind of lost interest in making music forever. I just listen now. :< | |
| May 23rd, 2006 11:22 PM | ||
| Terra | *I* am a double reed BTW | |
| May 23rd, 2006 11:21 PM | ||
| Terra | Music teachers can suck the hairy one. I am pleased that there is another potential double reeder on this forum. | |
| May 23rd, 2006 11:17 PM | ||
| Emu |
I played alto sax but I wanted to play the soprano sax. I asked my music teacher and he got really angry at me for asking and I think he hated me anyway because I wasn't good. 
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| May 23rd, 2006 11:09 PM | ||
| Terra | What did you play? I played oboe and alto sax. Not together of course. And not in the musical. | |
| May 23rd, 2006 11:02 PM | ||
| Marc Summers |
I had to play Finlandia in an orchestra once
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| May 23rd, 2006 08:32 PM | ||
| Emu |
milhouse you're a disgrace to Finlandia Code:
nobody has read this thread except rankeri |
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| May 23rd, 2006 08:21 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | If you fools think I'm going to read this thread you've got another thing coming yo | |
| May 23rd, 2006 06:43 PM | ||
| WhiteRat |
My name is Mr. Molson. I’ve been independently contracted by this site to write a summary of my various disciplinary techniques, at the price of several New Edition Bibles and two indentured servants. You see, I am known across the Bible belt as the master of discipline, having to deal with the ragamuffins which serve detention under my guard at an unnamed school (to prevent lawsuits of slander and libel). I see myself as not only the man whose responsibility it is to set these scoundrels on track, but also as somewhat a father figure. A father figure who imposes a sense of morality upon the detainees in my small "Detention Center", as I like to call it, located within the school of my unnamed employer. I employ several methods. Please allow me to elaborate. The least severe of all my punishments is known as the Spider Closet. This is for your run of the mill trouble makers, to just put a little bit of a scare into them. In this procedure, I place the known delinquent into a closet filled with black widow spiders. While this alone may terrify them into submission, there is also a continuous audio feed into the room of a voice yelling "Spiders! Spiders! Spiders!" endlessly. The average time to endure this correction of character is five hours, although it has taken longer to crack certain individuals. To become a recipient of this method is truly to experience the divine glory of the one true God. One must severely blasphimise the word of God while I am spending my free time highlighting verses in my New Edition Bible to receive this, the most severe of all punishments. Here I take my student in violation to the closet, but instead of spiders, I don a full priest robe and force them to receive Holy Communion! This may not seem like such a ghastly form of punishment, but if the subject truly is a blasphemer, the Holy Ghost comes out and makes them melt. Just like in Indiana Jones and the Search for the Holy Grail! The most brutal, yet the most necessary of all punishments at my disposal is known as the Carbon Monoxide Garage . This is to be used solely for the deprogramming of homosexuals, lest we have another Sodom and Gomorrah at hand! This extreme procedure consists of me chaining a man known to be against the laws of nature to the walls of my garage and forcing them to have heterosexual intercourse with multiple "ladies of the night". The godly force of carbon monoxide turns their simple minds in the right direction, while the constant barrage of hookers and pornography I subject the male in question to only helps guide the process. To this day no one has resisted this powerful method. |
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| May 23rd, 2006 05:18 PM | ||
| Emu | This thread is making me wish FS would come back. | |
| May 23rd, 2006 02:48 PM | ||
| Trash |
I liked Chojin's description better
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| May 23rd, 2006 02:30 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
Presidents of Finland Tarja Halonen, former president of Finland giving her annual Chinese New Year's speech. Enlarge Tarja Halonen, former president of Finland giving her annual Chinese New Year's speech. 1. Naughtius Maximus aka "Maximus Kullimus" (50 A.D.-1918) 2. Kaarlo Juho Ståhlberg (1919-1925) 3. Lauri Kristian Relander (1925-1931) 4. Victor, Baron von Frankenstein (1931-1933) 5. Pehr Evind Svinhufvud AKA "Swinehead" (1933-1935) 6. Arska Ryytönen (1935) 7. George Kopteff (1935-1936) 8. Kyösti Kallio (1936-1940) 9. Risto Ryyppy (1940-1944) 10. Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim (1944-1946) 11. Juho Kusti Paasikivi (1951-1956) 12. Urho Kaleva Kekkonen (1956-1981) 13. Urho Kekkonen II (1981-1990) (son of Urho Kaleva Kekkonen) 14. Kerho Ukkonen (1990-1991) (the mutant of Urho Kaleva Kekkonen) 15. King Oksamo (1992-1996) (The King of Finland) 16. Joulupukki (1996-2000) (Father Christmas) 17. Tarja Halonen (2000-2006) 18. Conan O'Brien (2006 (-2024)) 19. Mr. Lordi (until further notice) 20. Ghost of Urho Kekkonen (2024-2042) 21. Markku Uusipaavalniemi (2042-Armageddon) (Better known as Uusis or M15) 22. Eskimo Joe (Armageddon-Armegeddon the 2nd:Revival) 23. Cyborg Hitler (Armegeddon the 2nd:Revival-The day He dies)
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| May 23rd, 2006 02:22 PM | ||
| Marc Summers |
No no NO you guys Here's the TRUE article http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Finland |
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| May 23rd, 2006 01:26 PM | ||
| HNICPantitude |
FINLAND ROCKS WITH SATAN AND STEEL Finland Proves Once Again That It Is The Most Heavy Metal Country In The World - Dec. 15, 2005 In case you are not yet absolutely convinced that Finland is the "most heavy metal" country in the world, look no further than this week's official Top 40 single chart (view chart here). Topping the Finnish national chart for the second consecutive week is DIABLO's new single, "Mimic 47", with AJATTARA's (the Finnish "black/dark metal" project featuring former AMORPHIS frontman Pasi Koskinen) Christmas single, "Joulusingle 2005", occupying the No. 2 slot and CHILDREN OF BODOM's "In Your Face" at No. 3. (Note: MADONNA's new single, "Hung Up", is at No. 5.) As previously reported, DIABLO's new single, "Mimic 47", is available for streaming at this location. The song is the title cut of the Finnish metallers' new album, due in Finland on January 18, 2006 via Gaga Goodies/Poko. The album's first single, "Mimic 47" is backed with a cover of DURAN DURAN's "A View to a Kill". "Mimic 47" is the follow-up to "Eternium", which received a wider European release through Drakkar Entertainment in September 2004. That album debuted on the Finnish album chart at position No. 3 after it was issued in Finland in January 2004. |
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