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| May 26th, 2006 01:07 PM | |
| tenno | gucci colostomy bag! |
| May 26th, 2006 12:55 PM | |
| mburbank | Yeah, there was one person here older than me for a while. I had to kill them. As for the Bladder 'control' issue, 'control' has nothing to do with it. I am all about choice. |
| May 26th, 2006 12:17 PM | |
| sadie | max, i think you're the only one here older than me. |
| May 26th, 2006 03:05 AM | |
| David Brent |
HEY, happy forky forkth birthday, ya old bloke. Forky forkth. ..... |
| May 25th, 2006 07:05 PM | |
| Girl Drink Drunk |
..........Except his anecdotes about childhood will be warped and disturbing......................... Well, anyways , hope you enjoy yourself. |
| May 25th, 2006 06:46 PM | |
| darkvare | now you can use the prhase "when i was a kid..." |
| May 25th, 2006 12:02 PM | |
| tenno |
hey burbank! i'm in your house, reading all your new material!  never open the door to let the cat out my silly friend......... |
| May 25th, 2006 01:28 AM | |
| thebiggameover | hbd pops!! |
| May 24th, 2006 10:55 PM | |
| Fathom Zero | Happy Birthday, Sir! |
| May 24th, 2006 09:48 PM | |
| maggiekarp |
I wonder if there'll be a time when you say, "No, I am too old for the internet now. Time to retire." I hope not Happy Birthday! |
| May 24th, 2006 07:38 PM | |
| Emu | Not yet. |
| May 24th, 2006 07:37 PM | |
| Mockery |
Hey, Max isn't Asian. 
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| May 24th, 2006 07:31 PM | |
| Chojin | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CARLOS MENCIA! |
| May 24th, 2006 07:30 PM | |
| Mockery |
You know Max, they say that the fingers are the first thing to go, followed by the mind, and then finally... bladder control. While the bladder issue probably won't effect you as you're already used to it, the other two things will probably have a serious effect on your writing. Don't worry though, I've got a great I-Mockery severance package worked up for you. I'll even through in a few adult diaper coupons to help cushion you in your journey to the golden years. You know why they call it "the golden years" right? Yep... it's all about the urine. Happy Birthday. |
| May 24th, 2006 07:23 PM | |
| Chojin | Happy birthday burbank you old vet you |
| May 24th, 2006 06:33 PM | |
| Terra | Happy birthday!! |
| May 24th, 2006 05:20 PM | |
| Johnny Couth | You're 12 years younger then my dad. |
| May 24th, 2006 05:07 PM | |
| Guitar Woman | Ha ha ha, you old fart |
| May 24th, 2006 04:55 PM | |
| mburbank |
I was on the road for my Birthday I am 44 now. Any of you bastards older? I didn't think so. By the time you get to be my age, the woirld will have been a smoldering lifelss ball of ash foir at least three years. |
