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May 29th, 2006 04:35 AM
Kulturkampf Congratulations to your friend.

Congratulations to the Bishop for getting to teach your darling self.
May 28th, 2006 10:52 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
Congratulations, you have both beaten the system and disproved the premises of Christianity that all people who are not believers should burst into flames upon being blessed.
No you idiot. I only proved that Eris' protections are sufficient ward even against high ranking clergy of the Cross.

Plus I was warned the evening before that this event would happen.

The wedding planner lady said "Those of you who aren't Catholic won't recieve communion, but the priest will bless you. He may touch you..."

And it took all the willpower in the world not to die laughing right then and there... or maybe it was simply fear of dying at the bride's mother's hands a moment later... either way this was a weekend I shall never forget, and not only because my best friend got married.
May 28th, 2006 12:06 PM
Archduke Tips I like to "bless my bishop" every day. Twice a day.
May 28th, 2006 11:45 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
Congratulations, you have both beaten the system and disproved the premises of Christianity that all people who are not believers should burst into flames upon being blessed.
If it was anyone else, I would think that you were being sarcastic. But given how stupid you are, I'm not totally sure.
May 28th, 2006 10:41 AM
sspadowsky I figured this was some sort of metaphor for accidentally shooting a load on oneself. Now that I see it wasn't, I think it should be.
May 28th, 2006 08:46 AM
KevinTheOmnivore sigh....
May 28th, 2006 01:30 AM
Kulturkampf Congratulations, you have both beaten the system and disproved the premises of Christianity that all people who are not believers should burst into flames upon being blessed.
May 27th, 2006 08:57 PM
KevinTheOmnivore He was cursing you in Latin.
May 27th, 2006 08:48 PM
ziggytrix
I got blessed by a Bishop today

and I didn't burst into flame.

Clearly God likes me.

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