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Jul 22nd, 2007 02:18 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Daaaaamn! This was one of the first threads I looked at! Also its when I realized you people can be really messed up.

So how is the little shit machine Shity?
Jul 21st, 2007 11:47 PM
MLE I'm about to be an aunt twice over; my sister+husband (age 26/27) and my brother+sister-in-law (age 29/30) are both nervous as hell about being good parents.

This is like when someone gets their license at age 16, and they think they know everything there is to know about driving -until they get in an accident or such a close call that they need to contemplate life over again.

Shifty, I'm sure you're convinced you're going to be a great parent and all, but you just got your provisionals. You're in for a bumpy ride, son.
Jul 15th, 2007 12:17 AM
Sticks Jesus Shit.

Its Shiftys choice to whether he wants to be there for the baby or not. Its both faults. Either there was some fuck up with the protection and the pills or Shifty came like a fucking monster, but who cares, thats irrelevant.

I just hope the baby will live a great life, regardless what the parents choose. I mean, if you really love each other, then there should be no problem with being together, right? If not, then do what you think is best.

I give you two credit if your atleast going to school still.

Whats the babys name? Boy or Girl?
Jul 14th, 2007 05:33 PM
GADZOOKS So is the baby going to make it to the age of 1?
Aug 31st, 2006 03:30 PM

(left to right, Shifty and Arrow X circa 2005)


"put your foot down when you half to"
Aug 26th, 2006 10:28 PM
Chojin Anti-social teenage idiots make the best fathers. And if y'all got somethin ta say let's just take it out back yo this how we do
Aug 26th, 2006 07:23 PM
Aug 26th, 2006 05:13 PM
Schimid Oh false alarm guys, he's not immature and incomprehensive, he's just antisocial.
Aug 26th, 2006 02:54 PM
Chojin ArrowX is here to EVEN THE ODDS
Aug 26th, 2006 08:58 AM
Shifty Like to see you find someone that i would actually talk to you. i barley talk. im very quiet.

So whos your cousin?
Aug 26th, 2006 01:31 AM
Zomboid You know, I have a cousin that's your age that lives in Grande Prairie. Maybe he knows you and can tell me what a fuck up you are in person. I'd honestly like to know. If you're this fucking stupid on a message board, where you have time to compose yourself and think about what you're saying before it's even put out there...I can just imagine how smart you must sound when you're speaking with someone face to face.

As for the kid...We're in Alberta. Plenty of places to put the baby up for adoption and give it a shot at a decent life, which is obviously something that you can't give it. Yeah, not all teenage parents are bad, but you're a dumbass who's in way over his head.
Aug 26th, 2006 01:12 AM
ArrowX Scott Don't worry about any of these fucktards, there just bitter because the majority will have just as dead end a life the rest of the world.

And dont' bring up examples like Max, Roger. Because one or two people do not make the majority any better than Shifty.

You guys should be seriously fucking ashamed of yourselves, I'd like to see any one of you be any more coherent than he is right now, after finding out your a dad before your out of school.

Especially YOU chojin, FOR SHAME!
Aug 26th, 2006 01:06 AM
Gurlugon You think that, Guitar Woman.
Aug 26th, 2006 12:47 AM
Guitar Woman not cool
Aug 26th, 2006 12:44 AM
Originally Posted by Shifty
probally not, brother thats 17 years older? think not.
My brother's 20 years older than me. How can that be

Rename the kid JonBenet, maybe the fates will take the correct course for you.
Aug 26th, 2006 12:08 AM
liquidstatik I'M PRETTY SURE HE WILL
Aug 25th, 2006 11:45 PM
Shifty You think that chojin.
Aug 25th, 2006 11:39 PM
Chojin I think that Shifty's baby will be dead within a year, due to my perception of his inability to sound intelligent on a message board.

See, that might sound like ha ha i'm with you shifty but really, no. What is your excuse, you become an idiot when you sit down in front of a computer? You act and type like an idiot, and you apparently do idiotic things and have idiotic rationilizations. I don't think anyone here is willing to give you the benefit of a doubt when it comes to something that most grown adults aren't prepared for, let alone an idiot like you.

Also, maggie, shut up.
Aug 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM
kahljorn -edit- Except with less contradictions "

I mentioned that twice in this thread, though :O

Just to insert some ranting though the purpose of reproduction is CULTURIZATION it's the only possible point I can imagine- besides "survival"-, IMPROVEMENT OF THE HUMAN SPECIES. Even simple things like good parenting skills and carrying over little things you've learned in life is part of CULTURIZATION. That's what theoretically makes man so great, not his intelligence in itself but the culture behind them that stores all of his information and makes it readily accessible to everyone and their children, regardless of what happens to them. Without Culture information, skills and the other developments we have made would be lost from generation to generation, and nothing would ever improve.
Aug 22nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Shifty Im going to finish high school. (last year) Probally go in to apprenticeship program. Work for my sisters b/f witch owns his own company installing hardwood flooring, and makes custom hand rails.

And if i do want to do something different with my life i do have the money. my parents put away a college fund for me when i was born.

Now im not saying this shit will be easy and a breeze. i know life is going to be tough for now on, but who knows i might be happy that i have a son, in the near future...
Aug 22nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Immortal Goat Are you in college yet? No, you aren't. Are you going to be able to afford college? Probably not. A baby IS a full time job. You'll be too busy dealing with that kid than you will anything else, and THEN you'll either fail or drop out.

Shifty, I honestly hope that you prove all of us wrong. Not for your sake, nor for the sake of your baby mama, but for the sake of the baby. If you somehow are able to pull a miracle out of your ass, then more power to you. But it seems you have a problem pulling anything out when it is beneficial to you, so I'm not holding out much hope.
Aug 22nd, 2006 10:11 PM
Shifty having a son at my age doesnt make me a fuck up. me not finishing school and dropping out and working at a gas station all my life would be a fuck up. and well im not going to do that.
Aug 22nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Immortal Goat Well, I'M convinced now. His fantastic ability to keep a level head, along with his rational explanations for everything said in this thread have really changed my mind about this guy's parenting ability...NOT :thumsupglowbelly

In all honesty, it seems like his parents have raised more than one fuck up. Quit draining society.
Aug 22nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Pub Lover
Originally Posted by Shifty
None of your buisness. Hes just a fuck up.
If you don't want to talk about it then don't use it as evidence in your defense.
Aug 22nd, 2006 09:51 PM
maggiekarp "Growing up doesn't grant maturity nor parenting skills :O "

Man this is what I've been trying to say

-edit- Except with less contradictions
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