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Jun 30th, 2006 01:10 PM
MetalMilitia All's well that ends well
Jun 29th, 2006 09:36 PM
James So, we worked together, and everything was fine. Like, we-were-never-hating-each-other fine. It wasn't even like one of us started being nice, and the other didn't know what the fuck was happening.

We even made a fort.

So at the end of the night, I went up to her and said, "So HEY! We kind of didn't hate each other tonight." And she said she didn't hate me, she just thought I hated her, and I told her I thought she hated me. So she said she thought she did something to make me hate her, and I said I thought she did which is why I thought she hated me. So I really don't know what the fuck.

I apologized for the change thing, even though I still think it's kind of funny. She said "So does everyone else." She was mad that night, but she seems OK with it now. And I said I was sorry about the schedule thing, which was an honest accident. She told me she found the schedule, and the other girl didn't tell me that. So, I made her count $20 in change. She (technically) made me dig through garbage cans that smelled like bananas, pizza, chinese food, and... bathroom, looking for a schedule that wasn't missing. I think that makes us even.

So, I guess everything's fine now. We just seriously need to stop hating each other for no reason. This is the second time. I blame all the sexual tension between us.
Jun 26th, 2006 04:43 PM
Emu Pee in her lunch.
Jun 26th, 2006 12:59 PM
MetalMilitia Tell her she's a dick and you don't like working with her.
Jun 24th, 2006 09:07 PM
James Guess who wasn't allowed anywhere near a register today?

You know, I think making someone count $20 in change isn't the worst thing ever. I think it's funny, and so do others. Everyone still got out at a decent time. Really, it was a petty and immature, yet harmless thing to do.

But apparently the retaliation for my doing that was not only would I be on the floor all night, but I would be on the floor all night while the other three people that worked stayed up at the registers to talk about me. You'd think girls would have a better system than shushing the talker, looking at me and laughing. But oh well.

So yeah, we were busy, nobody did recovery earlier in the day (nobody that works the morning-to-afternoon shifts ever does recovery, no matter how bad the store is), store was a mess, and it was up to me to do it. Since everyone was sitting up front and not working, nobody noticed the many breaks I was taking. Hey, why should I work if they're not? But I DID get half the store done (deliberately left the other half, since one of the girls said she WANTED to do recovery and would do THAT half of the store when she had the chances to, then proceeded to not do anything). When I went on my REAL break, all three of them recovered the rest of the store in a half-assed manner in that half-hour. I still had to go through and finish it up.

So it was a good day. One bad thing was I accidentally threw out this week's schedule so I could see the ones coming up, but she apparently hadn't done payroll yet and needed that schedule. That's what I was TOLD at least. I looked in the garbages without digging unrealistically deep, and concluded that they already HAD the schedule, but were just trying to make me dig through the garbage like an idiot. But I did feel bad, because I honestly didn't know, and I only like to be a prick on purpose. So I spent my break guiltily digging through garbage and trying to justify this as "what the bitch deserves."

Then I just walked out at 9. I figure the store was done and I wasn't wanted. Now they can talk about me without worrying about me showing up while I do that work thing that the money I get is reward for.

I'm gonna call my boss on Monday and discuss things with him, and tell him that I probably shouldn't be scheduled with her anymore.
Jun 24th, 2006 06:38 PM
noob3 why not just be extra extra friendly, dude. and if she isn't friendly back, don't give up. eventually you'll just get really creepy, the one power men truley have over women! pretty soon she'll dread even seeing you at all and quit her job entirely! mission complete!

CREEP POWER ACTIVATE
Jun 23rd, 2006 05:29 PM
James Pretty much, yes.

I mean, there's more to it, in my opinion. But yeah, pussy all up in here. I just can't see myself saying, "So hey, we're not very friendly with one another lately. Why is that?"


I think my next plan will be to anonymously send her a bouquet of flowers at work.
Jun 23rd, 2006 12:24 PM
sadie he's looking for passive-agressive techniques 'cause he's too much of a pussy to be upfront and mature.
Jun 23rd, 2006 09:57 AM
maggiekarp Little plastic waterguns, rubberbands, spit balls...

But you're looking for mental pranks you can get away with at work, huh?
Jun 23rd, 2006 07:19 AM
James I worked with her on Tuesday. The last time I worked with her, I had someone there that worked Middleman between us. This time I didn't, so I actually had to talk to her when I needed something. Nothing special, just all work-related single sentences, but it was awkward as hell having to talk to her.

Her friend came in with her teeny puppy, and I tried to visit the puppy but the puppy hates me now. Last time she visited, the puppy was my best friend and made me carry her around and pet her behind the ears. This time, she sniffed my hand and ran away.

Anyway, I was trying to get some work done by helping recover the store, so I asked her to stay up by the register and ring if I wasn't around. And every time I was back around the front, she was nowhere to be found. So I had to stay up there because she fucking wasn't.

So I decided it was time to be hostile towards her, and show her who's boss. I opened up all my rolls of change in the register, so she'd have to count it ALL at the end of the night. I got the idea after a mom let her kid pay $15 in change, and figured it'd be fun to add to that. I'm sure the mom was surprised and possibly scared by my shit-eating grin as they counted out nickels and pennies, but they're my favorite customers now.

You can either view it as a petty and immature way to piss this girl off (Which it was), or you can view it as a playful and funny prank and a failed attempt to ease some tension between us (Which is what I will pass it off as if anyone brings it up). Hell, her friends at work pull worse shit. I used to cheer her back up when they'd tease her until she'd sit down somewhere and bury her head.

She rung on my register near the end of the night, and I heard her call up the other guy that was working soon after that. He walked away laughing.


I work with her again on Saturday, I think. I need to think of more grade school tactics to fight her with.
Jun 20th, 2006 02:01 AM
Fathom Zero HE WORKS AT A SEXSHOP?!

:LOLZ
Jun 19th, 2006 10:54 PM
Terra His job doesn't suck. He gets to work with toys and shit.

Jun 18th, 2006 05:15 PM
Archduke Tips Sounds like your job sucks.
Jun 18th, 2006 07:02 AM
noob3 im not saying women are crazy they just like to fuck with people's minds because they can and they get off on that shit,

dawg
Jun 15th, 2006 10:16 PM
camacazio Girls and emo-bitch guys. I hate those guys.
Jun 15th, 2006 10:13 PM
James
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Originally Posted by sadie
so what does e/n stand for? and why don't you just ask your g/f these questions, james? and i agree with bubba, only it's people whose opinions shouldn't guide you or drive you, not just girls.
e/n stands for everything/nothing. A term usually associated with emo LiveJournal fagthings.

My girlfriend wants to fight her. She won't, though.

And I'm not just singling out girls here. The situation, and situations in the past, have been with girls. But I'm not generalizing and specifying that it's ONLY girls.
Jun 15th, 2006 04:39 PM
Chojin Emily did something like this to me once, where she was being all silent because she was mad at me over something and was not about to tell me what it was, so I just went about my lunch and day as usual. This got her so mad that she eventually came clean and was all 'CAN'T YOU TELL THAT I'M UPSET' and I said 'Yes, but I don't like to let on that I speak Bitch.'

No sex that week, frowny emoticon.

But yes, don't buy into mind games, it's their species' equivalent to smash bros and THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY did you get that that was from wargames
Jun 15th, 2006 04:38 PM
maggiekarp Sometimes people turn into super bitches and you should just end the friendship.

I guess that should be a last resort, especially if she used to be a good friend, but don't count it out altogether.
Jun 15th, 2006 03:19 PM
DamnthatDavid God, I feel your pain. 2 female friends all of a sudden don't talk to me, don't chat with me, don't want to hang with me. (well... I admit one was my fault) but the other? She became ice-bitch cold extreme. And I just came out and asked her.

Basically, just cut the cold shoulder crap, and toss in some drama yourself. Girls love drama, and if you pile it on, they respond.

Try something like
"[insert name], did I do something wrong? I don't want to completely forget our friendship just yet. I treasure friendships deeply, and the thought that I ruined this one is driving me insane. If I did anything wrong, I apologize"

Take all the blame. Girls like to be right all the time.
Jun 15th, 2006 01:53 PM
sadie so what does e/n stand for? and why don't you just ask your g/f these questions, james? and i agree with bubba, only it's people whose opinions shouldn't guide you or drive you, not just girls.
Jun 13th, 2006 06:59 PM
executioneer i agree with achimp
Jun 13th, 2006 05:47 PM
James
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
I agree with Bubba and Noob. :/
Bubba's saying I'm crazy. Noob's saying girls are crazy.

So you're saying everyone's crazy?
Jun 13th, 2006 10:58 AM
AChimp I agree with Bubba and Noob. :/
Jun 12th, 2006 11:46 PM
James
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Tell her about the kid that looked at you while he peed It's sure to be an ice breaker.
Oh, she already knows about that.
Jun 12th, 2006 11:11 PM
executioneer i thought e/n stood for entertainment news, wth
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