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Jul 25th, 2006 05:15 PM
liquidstatik im going to lol when his gangfriends stab you in the heart.
Jul 25th, 2006 10:11 AM
Mad Melvin I don't wanna start a new topic, so i'll just update this one.

The guy is propably in jail. Hope he learns that being a poop-hungry faggot isn't all that great.

And I got myself a new apartment, which is twice as expensive as the last one, but at least I can be on my own. Finding an apartment was pretty fucking hard, but I got lucky. The best thing is, its very close to my school and the neighbourhood seems very nice.

Life seems to be smiling at me once again. Happy thoughts!
Jul 6th, 2006 11:57 AM
kahljorn Don't be so hard on the guy he had a hard child hood.
Jul 6th, 2006 11:55 AM
Mad Melvin
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
You should call the cops anonymously and tell them you heard that people were doing drugs in that apartment.
I wont have to. The landlord knows whats what and he's going to deal with the situation.

And the guy wasn't dead. Too bad.
Jul 6th, 2006 09:17 AM
AChimp You should call the cops anonymously and tell them you heard that people were doing drugs in that apartment.
Jul 6th, 2006 08:28 AM
RaNkeri
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
So we got my stuff out yesterday. Luckily nothing was missing. The rest of the apartment however...
It looked like a bomb filled with rotting food and booze went off in the kitchen. The smell was terrible.
My now ex-roommate was passed out on the floor of his room and there was a puddle of puke next to him. We were there like 5 pm and he didn't even wake up when we took all the stuff out.

Now i'll have to start looking for a new apartment.
Are you sure he was alive? :/
Jul 6th, 2006 08:02 AM
Mad Melvin So we got my stuff out yesterday. Luckily nothing was missing. The rest of the apartment however...
It looked like a bomb filled with rotting food and booze went off in the kitchen. The smell was terrible.
My now ex-roommate was passed out on the floor of his room and there was a puddle of puke next to him. We were there like 5 pm and he didn't even wake up when we took all the stuff out.

Now i'll have to start looking for a new apartment.
Jul 3rd, 2006 02:05 PM
Mike I know that, jin. All I'm saying is that if Melvin gets the guy arrested he probably won't be much of a threat AFTER that. He could beat melvin up but after he's locked up I doubt he's got anyone else to do it for him.
Jul 3rd, 2006 01:32 PM
executioneer isn't being roomies FUN
Jul 3rd, 2006 01:23 PM
ziggytrix There's a song about your exact situation.

Quote:
Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
fuck you,
and then shoot you in your fucking head.
Jul 3rd, 2006 12:19 PM
Archduke Tips A guy like that needs to be taken out of society.
Jul 3rd, 2006 11:44 AM
sadie you could always just narc him out.
Jul 3rd, 2006 09:02 AM
Mad Melvin Status update:

I'll be getting my stuff on wednesday afternoon and i'll have to put them on a temporary storage near the apartment. It took some time to get a van, 'cause my friend who owns it was on vacation. Then I called a few of my other friends to come help me move the stuff into the van.
I would have managed that by myself, but I thought I better have some backup just in case there is some trouble with seƱor Pissbrain.

I'm a little worried that some of the stuff might be missing. I hope i'm wrong.
Jul 3rd, 2006 06:20 AM
jin haha, Mike "four-fingers" Corleone. ;p

You don't have to have weight in any "circles" to beat someone up ;o
Jul 3rd, 2006 01:51 AM
Mike The guy is not a big enough deal to have any effect in rings of any kind if he is living in a student apartment complex. Anyone major enough to be a threat would own some serious personal accomodation.
Jul 2nd, 2006 04:13 PM
ziggytrix Here's an idea for a fun prank!

Sometime when he's not looking switch out his herioin for Drano. Sure he'll be mad at first, but later on you'll both laugh about it!
Jul 2nd, 2006 08:39 AM
Mad Melvin hey, it's not too late. I bet there is a party going on right now. And tomorrow. And the day after that. And so on.

But in all seriousness, I just want him to move the fuck out. Or die. Yeah, I'd like that option better.
Jul 2nd, 2006 08:22 AM
Tropical so NOW you want to have sex with your drug dealer and do his drugs?
Jul 2nd, 2006 06:01 AM
Mad Melvin lol i dont know
One of the guys in there seemed to have fun having loud sex with one of the stoned girls in the bathroom. Maybe I could've JOINED THE PARTY if you know what I mean lol snorting dope and barely legal sex dont see anything wrong with that combination
Jul 2nd, 2006 04:42 AM
noob3 dude, free drugs & 16 year old girls on drugs!?

what are you complaining about lol
Jul 2nd, 2006 04:37 AM
Marc Summers I thought my roommate was bad

Maybe you could just make insults that fly over his head all the time...

I can't think of any but maybe if you watch enough Frasier it will come to you :/
Jul 1st, 2006 11:13 PM
ziggytrix
Re: Fucking, f..FUCK!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
but they have to share the kitchen and the bathroom.
Shared kitchen, eh? Don't suppose he keeps his booze in there? Don't suppose a little arsenic might find it's way into his whiskey, eh?

I mean what won't these druggies do to try to get high, eh?

Of course I'm kidding.
Jul 1st, 2006 09:54 AM
Mad Melvin Well im not dancing the fucking macarena over the fact that my stuff is basically in the hands of Druggy McStabyou, but I really don't have a choice right now. There is no way to get my stuff out today. Hopefully tomorrow.
Jul 1st, 2006 09:45 AM
Ninjavenom Dude, i would NOT leave my stuff there. If i did, i would leave up some sort of ingenious/nefarious webcam feed or something and catch the bastard in the act of stealing your stuff of stashing drugs in it.
Jul 1st, 2006 09:29 AM
Mad Melvin
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaNkeri
Is there anybody who you could inform/complain about such a person? Or have you thought of contacting the police(about the drugs I mean)?
Im calling my landlord on monday. I don't want to call the cops, 'cause I really don't want to get on the bad side of a professional drug dealer. Who knows what he might do.
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