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Apr 15th, 2003 11:14 AM
Esuohlim It's LOL 'cause it's true.
Apr 15th, 2003 02:55 AM
MISTER FART I ONCE SAW THIS GIRL PUKING AND I WAS LIKE, OMG, SHE IS GOING TO PUKING HER BRAINS OUT OR SOMETHING!!!
I WS AL LIKE, MAN, IF THAT KEEPS COMING OUT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL IN THE GARBAGE TRUCFK POLICE!!

I WAS LIKE, SHIT, HSE MUST HAVE A SEWERAGE IN HER STOMCAH OR SOMETHIN!!

PUKING LOOKS SO MUCH FUNYIER WHEN YOU PLAY IT IN REVERSE, THERE SHOULD BE A MOVIE OUT WHERE EVERYTHING IS DONE BACKWARDS RIGHT, BUT IT ALL LOOKS LIKE IT IS DONE IN FORWARDS, EXCEPT IT ALL JUST DOESNT QUITE LOOK CORRECT AND IT HAS HEAPS OF SCENES WHERE PEOPLE HAVE SPU FLYING INTO THEIR MOUTHS AND IINTO THEIR NOSTRELS LIKE THEY ARE SUCKING IT UP!!
Apr 15th, 2003 02:23 AM
UnDeath from what I hear Coca Cola was first made as a hangover cure.
may be wrong tho, just some random snippet that I picked up :/
Apr 15th, 2003 01:17 AM
Chris P. Bacon
hangover

I used to have to go to work at 7am so I had what I refer to as a hangover kit:
Green Tea
Rolaids
BC Powder
Slim Jim
Apr 13th, 2003 02:10 PM
Matt Harty
Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
You dont have to pay bills
Not everybody lives under a bridge.
Apr 13th, 2003 02:07 PM
sadie speaking of hard liquor, last night i drank shots of HOMEMADE PEACH BRANDY. yah. moooooonshine. and it was the smoothest shit i've ever drank. seriously. no yuck face. no hint of aftertaste. smooth and peachy. it's definitely TOO good.

and since i drank lots of water and took some ibuprofen* before i slept, i have no hangover.

*never take tylenol with alcohol. (not that anyone would actually follow that fool's advice or anything.)
Apr 13th, 2003 10:45 AM
liquidstatik You dont have to pay bills
Apr 13th, 2003 10:38 AM
FartinMowler Yes I do I keep finding these annoying things called "Bills" in my mail box and they don't seem to go away.
Apr 13th, 2003 10:00 AM
liquidstatik You dont have to go to work...
Apr 13th, 2003 09:34 AM
FartinMowler I will go back to work this week so it won't last long.
Apr 13th, 2003 09:10 AM
The Unseen You been posting a lot lately, my little Fartin.
Apr 13th, 2003 08:54 AM
FartinMowler Alchohol swells your brain, take a tylenol before it swells and you will wake up with no pain.
Apr 13th, 2003 08:22 AM
The Unseen I am not old enough to drink alcohol
Apr 13th, 2003 05:23 AM
CastroMotorOil i have felt your pain, one time i drank like 7 beers and 8 shots of captain in and hour, i blacked out and then was treated to puking for 5 hours straight with the worst stomach cramps ever, almost went the hsopital.
Apr 13th, 2003 05:20 AM
UnDeath whee, Im lucky enough to not get hangovers... not yet at least... that, and Ive never vomited because of alcohol. yay.
Apr 12th, 2003 08:06 PM
Matt Harty I thought you weren't supposed to take medication after alcohol drinking.
Apr 12th, 2003 07:28 PM
FartinMowler Next time drink a big glass of water before you drink Vodka and before you go to bed take a couple of Tylenol and you won't have a hang over. works for me.
Apr 12th, 2003 07:09 PM
Les Waste I think I should just stop drinking hard liquor. The last couple times I drank vodka I got really sick.

Apr 12th, 2003 06:02 PM
FS So you'd better keep drinking yourself into an early grave just in case you get cancer

Could be that the damage done by alcohol reinforces your organs when your body 'repairs' them.
Apr 12th, 2003 05:50 PM
Anonymous my sister told me that
Apr 12th, 2003 05:49 PM
Bod Where did you hear that, Doopa?
Apr 12th, 2003 05:47 PM
Anonymous People who have a history of heavy drinking tolerate chemotherapy better than people who don't
Apr 12th, 2003 05:39 PM
liquidstatik heavy drinkin isnt good for you anyway
Apr 12th, 2003 05:32 PM
Matt Harty Well at least don't drink as much. :/
Apr 12th, 2003 05:29 PM
Les Waste
:(

Worst hangover ever.

I was extremely dehydrated, yet I couldn't even hold water down. I took one swig of water, and within two minutes I was filling up the toilet bowl. I wonder how I produced so much vomit from drinking so little water.

And my head didn't start to feel better until I took an hour-long, boiling hot shower. And I still have a headache, now five hours later, it's just not nearly as bad as it was.

I have got to stop drinking.

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