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| Aug 22nd, 2006 10:37 AM | ||
| Snakes_On_A_Thread |
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| Aug 21st, 2006 10:54 AM | ||
| Immortal Goat |
Troma movies know their bad, but Troma movies will never get a wide release, and that is where Snakes succeeds where all Troma movies fail. A deliberate B movie being released in theaters worldwide is relatively unheard of, and that is what makes this movie hilarious. That, and plotholes so big you could fit fucking Texas into them, mixed with the laughable plot and CG, and some of the most entertaining deaths I've seen in a long time, make this movie just fucking fun to watch. ""But...but Troma..." FUCK Troma 
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| Aug 21st, 2006 09:12 AM | ||
| sloth |
everyones bumming this movie because "don't...don't you get it? it knows its bad!" its like noone wants to say actually, this is just a shit film because then maybe they wouldn't get the irony. yes its funny because its a deliberate b movie but troma have been doing that for donkeys years and you're not waving your monumental erections about at them are you? i saw this because someone else paid and it was a load of guff. |
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| Aug 21st, 2006 01:17 AM | ||
| Misdemonar | THANK GOD INDEED. | |
| Aug 21st, 2006 01:02 AM | ||
| Immortal Goat |
THANK GOD YOU HAVE THAT FROWNY IN YOUR SIG ALREADY OR ELSE YOU WOULD BE IN GROSS VIOLATION OF THE RULES OF BEING UNFUNNY!! _________________ 
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| Aug 21st, 2006 01:01 AM | ||
| Misdemonar |
No YOU are a spolier, ha! my 777th post! how could you guys let this happen?
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| Aug 21st, 2006 12:51 AM | ||
| executioneer |
OMG, spoilers 
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| Aug 21st, 2006 12:07 AM | ||
| Immortal Goat |
Snakes on a titty! Snakes on a dick! Snakes in a guy's fucking throat! Snakes in a flourescent light fixture! Fuck the Oscars, this wins everything! |
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| Aug 20th, 2006 10:10 PM | ||
| WhiteRat |
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| Aug 20th, 2006 12:07 PM | ||
| ArrowX | It was gonna be "Pacific Air Flight 121" but then sammy threatened that he'd walk out if the title changed. | |
| Aug 20th, 2006 05:25 AM | ||
| DeadKennedys |
I heard they were going to originally call it "Flight 59" Think even half as many people woulda seen it if it had stayed that way? |
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| Aug 20th, 2006 03:00 AM | ||
| ArrowX | I wish I snuck a video camera in to get footage of my friend next to me, he has a phobia of snakes so be pretty well spent the whole movie jumping, even when nothign was going on he was flinching and ant one point wiht the rotcirtsnocaob he had hs whole head covered by his arms and was hidunt his eyes. | |
| Aug 20th, 2006 02:01 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
Saw it at a sneak preview. I, who enjoy watching classical b-movie crapathons, LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF IT. God, this movie set out to be a B-Movie, cheesy, crappy, one-liners, and everything, and hit its mark each time. I was laughing through the entire movie. Just to sum it up: My friends and I use to go watch movies every thursday night for the Midnight showings. It is Tradition. The tradition continues after the movie, where we stand outside the theater at 2 or 3 in the morning, talking about the movie. If the movie sucks, (Fantastic Four/X-Men3 suck) we bash the movie for hours. If the movie is great (Land of the Dead) we leave in about 15 minutes. Snakes on the Plane only warrented a good 20 minutes of talking. Cause WE ALL FREAKING LOVED IT. GO WATCH IT NOW! |
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| Aug 19th, 2006 09:19 PM | ||
| Mockery |
Saw it. So without spoiling anything (then again it's snakes on a plane, what's there to spoil) 1st half = great action and laughs 2nd half = completely loses steam end result = just an ok movie |
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| Aug 19th, 2006 09:12 PM | ||
| Sicktodeathmx |
That movie was wonderful. I enjoyed it so much! Non-Stop action! And lots of cheeeeeese! |
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| Aug 19th, 2006 01:23 PM | ||
| ArrowX | I'd have said it was a rent but I didn't have to pay for my ticket. | |
| Aug 19th, 2006 08:44 AM | ||
| MarioRPG |
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This is definately a rent for me. |
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| Aug 19th, 2006 01:29 AM | ||
| ArrowX |
Did you expect Cinematic gold? I just came back from the theater and I'm not too dissapointed, then again my knowlege of the movie is limited to the old picture of sam saying "we got muthatfuckin snakes." Its not gonna win any awards but it was fun, like how Eight Legged Freaks Was Fun. |
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| Aug 19th, 2006 12:54 AM | ||
| Emu |
I've been waiting all fucking night to get home. The following is completely serious and is not sarcastic or facetious. Fuck this movie. Fuck it in its cold, black heart. And fuck you, Samuel L. Jackson, for making me sit through this piece of shit. "Snakes on a Plane" is the most inane, stupidest shit I think I've ever seen in my life. It doesn't really help that the incredibly predictable nerdfucks in the theater cheered or clapped when someone got hit in the nuts/nipples/eyes/whatever or talked in stereo with half of Jackson's lines. The movie probably wouldn't have been much more bearable if not for that. The movie's jokes were predictable. Painfully predictable. I'll sum it up by saying that if you want to get the feel of this movie's humor, visit collegehumor.com or watch every episode America's Home Videos from the last two hundred years. Don't waste your money on this trash. Don't vindicate the dumbfucks who visited the Snakes on a Plane website and masturbated. |
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| Aug 18th, 2006 11:17 PM | ||
| Gorlack the Destroyer | That man sure was tired of those snakes. | |
| Aug 18th, 2006 08:25 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
I believe I'll be watching it when it makes its inevitable circulation on HBO.
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| Aug 18th, 2006 08:05 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | I had to stop myself from jumping up and screaming "YES!!!" when he did that shit. | |
| Aug 18th, 2006 06:46 PM | ||
| the_dudefather | going to see this sunday, im expecting a hilariously cheesy popcorn flick, much like 8 legged freaks | |
| Aug 18th, 2006 06:30 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
A buddy scored tickets for it because we were into the whole building up on the internet, but the magic of "Snakes on a Plane" has died a little for me. Were gonna see how horrifyingly packed the theater is with people who are absolutely retarted. Like when I was in Silent Hill and through the entir film the woman in front of me was talking on her cellphone. When asked by me and sevreal others to pipe the fuck down, she replied with a humourous noofy tone "I paid guud muny ta si dis too ynow and your haere ta watch nat tu listen to udder peoples convarsashuns." a few minutes later she called me a little asshole because I laughed when Pyramyd Head has his most rocking scene ever. |
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| Aug 18th, 2006 06:04 PM | ||
| HickMan |
Yeah...well...I'm seeing it tomorrow
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