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Apr 28th, 2003 05:53 PM
Anonymous you got me there
Apr 28th, 2003 04:09 PM
Les Waste
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Originally Posted by Doopa
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NO ONE needs an SUV.
but.............families with 9 kids and a dog need an SUV now because of seat belt/car seat laws
It's their own fault for having 9 kids anyway. Someone who has 9 kids is probably home schooling them anyway, so there really isn't a reason they need to go anywhere together. Except to church.

Apr 28th, 2003 03:29 PM
Captain Robo But its a legal term
Apr 28th, 2003 03:26 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Captain Robo
Go for the biggest pockets is all I have to say
Damn you and your Werther's references! It's happening again ... it's happening again.
Apr 28th, 2003 03:23 PM
Captain Robo Go for the biggest pockets is all I have to say
Apr 28th, 2003 02:47 PM
FS ha ha, he's going DOWN.
Apr 28th, 2003 01:20 PM
glowbelly my car has been in the shop now for 16 days

they keep finding more stuff wrong with it and have to call the stupid insurance adjuster out to cut them another check so they can order the parts, blah blah blah.

when this guy is found, i'm really tempted to sue the pants off of him. my lawyer buddy told me that i should, but he then joked that he would probably end up defending the m-fer.

funny note: i got a copy of the police report because i have connections and the cops on the scene estimated the guys speed at 70mph. the posted speed limit is 25mph. officer jimmy harrison of the cleveland police department promised me that he would make sure this mofo got cited for everydamnthing he could come up with from the police report.

it's nice to know people.

and there's my update for the day.
Apr 28th, 2003 12:46 PM
Anonymous maybe? I don't know... I didn't think minivans had that many actual seats, but maybe some do
Apr 28th, 2003 12:34 PM
whoreable what about the good old mini vans?
Apr 28th, 2003 12:17 PM
Anonymous
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NO ONE needs an SUV.
but.............families with 9 kids and a dog need an SUV now because of seat belt/car seat laws
Apr 28th, 2003 06:55 AM
Captain Robo
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Then your had had to sell it to pay for all your fucking ritalyn.
Is that an insult?
Apr 28th, 2003 05:36 AM
Wiffles Poor Chitty Chitty Bang Bang >_<;
Apr 28th, 2003 04:31 AM
FS I bet a big black hobo just asked Robo's dad for the keys.
Apr 27th, 2003 10:31 PM
Evil Robot Then your had had to sell it to pay for all your fucking ritalyn.
Apr 27th, 2003 09:57 PM
Captain Robo When I was little and it was still the eighties, my dad had a fucking FIREBIRD. It was the definition of cool.

But it got stolen and when the police found it, the engine was gone, the seats (leather) were slashed and just about every valuable part that could be removed was.

.
Apr 27th, 2003 09:23 PM
Hobo Renee Glowbelly, I'm really sorry. I was in a car accident a little while ago, and even though the guy stopped I'm still dealing with a lot of the shit that happened because of it. Still, I am so fucking happy that the people behind you got that asshole's number. Ohio seems like a decent place that wouldn't put up with that sort of shit. I know that here in California people tend to only look out for themselves and I probably wouldn't have been that lucky if it were a hit and run. Anyway, this dude is going to pay, and while you have to deal with a bunch of shit because of someone else's senseless action just be thankful that you didn't get too hurt.
Apr 27th, 2003 04:22 PM
HickMan Nobody needs an SUV. SUV's are pointless. Nobody drives off-road
anymore and they just guzzle gasoline down and are shit-load more expensive than a normal jeep. Just buy a Ford ar Dodge truck. I guantee it lasts longer. "Best trucks are built Ford tough."
Apr 16th, 2003 08:20 PM
ziggytrix My folks have an SUV. It is fun to drive, tho I've never taken it off-road.

No one NEEDS a pickle hat either, but if you want something, and can afford it, and you have no soul, then why NOT, huh?




PS: sorry bout your ride glo
Apr 16th, 2003 11:14 AM
Les Waste NO ONE needs an SUV.

I fucking hate SUVs
Apr 16th, 2003 10:30 AM
glowbelly i have a cute little 2000 nissan sentra. i'm not even 5'5" and i don't need to transport anything other than the occasional human being. why in the hell would i need an suv?
Apr 15th, 2003 07:42 PM
Cap'n Crunch What kind of car do you have? If you have an SUV you are screwed.
Apr 15th, 2003 07:35 PM
Les Waste I bet they do that because in New York people are always flying planes into buildings and that makes the insurances so much more expensive and worthless there.

Apr 15th, 2003 05:33 PM
Evil Robot If you live in NY your really fucked even if they catch him. He'll get a ticket for leaving the scene, but once anybody leaves the scene, insurance companies claim no-fault and stick you with the bill. ( they even charge for trying to file a claim.)
Apr 14th, 2003 04:34 PM
noob3 Oh, I'm sorry about your car, too. I hope he has insurance, if he dosn't, I'll ride my bicycle to your house and you can have my bicycle

I'll walk home
Apr 14th, 2003 04:24 PM
glowbelly i'm never, ever driving with you again.
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