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| Sep 10th, 2006 10:31 PM | |
| Juttin | I'm telling your good friend Misdemonar to shut up, sir |
| Sep 10th, 2006 10:01 PM | |
| Fathom Zero | YEAH, MAN. WHO ARE YOU, TELLING MY GOOD FRIEND MISDEMONAR TO SHUT UP? |
| Sep 10th, 2006 09:56 PM | |
| Misdemonar | No, srsly. |
| Sep 10th, 2006 09:46 PM | |
| thebard |
Misdemonar, i'm sure that it is past your bed time, now be a good child, run along and don't make a fuss for your mummy now, then she might take you for ice cream tomorow! If all else fails take some ritalin. |
| Sep 10th, 2006 09:36 PM | |
| Juttin |
Misdemonar, stop posting things that people tell you on the street. THIS IS THE INTERNET FORUM...Use Mock Wars to taunt Society. |
| Sep 10th, 2006 09:31 PM | |
| Misdemonar | Yes. |
| Sep 10th, 2006 09:26 PM | |
| thebard |
Go away? Um no?! |
| Sep 10th, 2006 08:51 PM | |
| Misdemonar | Go away. |
| Sep 10th, 2006 08:38 PM | |
| thebard |
Religious spoofs. When I just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was the righteous one, she used to tell me Jews hated me But then I got a little bit older and I realized Judas the crazy one But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change him cause that's just the way he was They said I can't rap about bein chosen no more They ain't say I can't rap about robes no more (AHHH!) Slut, you think Mary be a whore cuz people don’t throw stones no more?! (AHHH!) These roman fuckers are thinkin I'm playin Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it (AHHH!) Put your hands down cripple, I ain't gon' loot you I'ma cure your back and get religion through you (AHHH!) Shut up Jew, you're causin too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a cripple, okay Ma? "Oh, now he's saving his own mother, what a chore, spreadin love, and we gave him the bible cover?" Born in a ditch, and now it's too late I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen for all your mates I invented love, you vile venomous volatile bitches vain Vatican, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*BIBLE revs up*} Wooden cross, left his sin all danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, monks, cuts Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts Chorus: JESUS SIN I'ma save you! You don't wanna fuck with me Buddists neither - you ain't nuttin but a sinner to me Satan I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to belief We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash belief You better kill me! I'ma be another prophet dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me Romans too! You ain't nuttin but a demons to me .. I said you don't, wanna ruck with Jesus (cause why?) Cause Jesus, will fuckin save you (ah-haha) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Jesus (why?) Cause Jesus, will fuckin save you.. [Jesus] Evil I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma reveal you in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up! I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to convert 'em I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on massive Got a new blown bible and just had a bookmark added WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO! Just criminal intent to sodomize gays again Jesus offend? NO! Jesus insult And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse to do it again, THEN, if he does it again you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th (Ahhhhhhhh!) Satan I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus I ain't even dragged you in the woods yet to prey in the forest A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub but that's normal ain't it Pilot? Serial preacher hidin sinning material in a cereal box on top of your stereo Here we go again, we're out of our medicine out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma save you!") [Jesus] Eh-heh, know why I say these things? Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Jesus’s dreams And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these greeks this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE! TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things Fuck sin I hope the wine outweigh these drinks Satanfuckers want me to come on their radio shows just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink? FUCK THAT! I'll save radio announcer to bouncer from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her from principal to the student body and counselor from in-school to before school to out of school I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs just to hear you keep preaying for me to save you! OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY I GOT THE HOLY WATER AND PRAYERS TO SAY. I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE You faggots keep eggin me on til I have you at Bible point, then you beg me to stop? SHUT UP! Give me your hands and bleet I said SHUT UP when I'm preaching to you YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME! Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma save you!" ninth line starts "Sinners I'ma save you!") [Jesus] Hahaha, I'm just playin sinners You know I love you I wrote this when i was bored at work one day and i was wondering if any one else had anyother relgious spoof to share with others, links etc. Nothing too gross thou, cheers! |
