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| Sep 21st, 2006 05:10 PM | |||
| McClain |
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| Sep 21st, 2006 03:57 PM | |||
| DeadKennedys |
Been there, done that. Fuck Nigeria. The leading factor in their economy is internet fraud, I looked it up 
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| Sep 21st, 2006 03:55 PM | |||
| MarioRPG |
Well done. 
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| Sep 21st, 2006 02:13 PM | |||
| McClain |
UPDATES From : Philip Smith <ppsmith_1@yahoo.com> Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:12 AM To : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com> Subject : CONCERNING THE Sony PSP... Dear McClain Thanks for the mail,i hope the total cost for the item would be $370 including the shipping cost via usps global express mail. Hope to read back from you Dr.Philip ___________________________________________ From : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com> Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:43 AM To : ppsmith_1@yahoo.com Subject : RE: CONCERNING THE Sony PSP... Doc Smitty, "i hope the total cost for the item would be $370"? Well have I got news for you Doctor; it’ll be considerably less! How does $200 sound? LIKE A DEAL I BET! I just bet you're happy with that figure. Whew! You sure know how to drive a hard bargain. I hate to be so bothersome, but would you please answer my previous questions about genitals and African language? I'm chomping at the bit - my innards are burning with anxiety at the prospect of having a doctor as a new business associate! (Perhaps it’s heartburn from my shrimp dip?) I mean, just think about it: You = Doctor. Me = Web Philanthropist. WE COULD RULE TEH INTRARNET! Seriously. We should go halves on some sort of medical web venture. I'll make graphics of organs in PaintShop, and you can draft bullets on what could possibly go wrong with said organ. We can start with a penis (a personal source of diseased scorn in my life - don't worry, I'll send you that pic so you make your medical supposition). Once we’ve exploited the penis phase, we can concentrate on the taint. I can't imagine there would be a lot of problems with a taint, but hey, YOU'RE THE DOCTOR! Am I right? Eh? This relationship gets better every second. HEY! I just had an idea... Instead of me shipping the item to you, how about I drive it over and we can sit at Starbucks with our notebooks and discuss business propositions? Should I wear slacks or jeans? Do you like grande decaf caramel macchiato? We can plot the takeover of WebMD and possibly merge our endeavor with MySpace somehow. (No correlation between our business and myspace at the moment, but with two respective geniuses' we can figure it out… Eureka: videos of knee surgery and shit like that!) I'll ask my boss if I can have Monday off that way I can leave tomorrow after work and we can get started. Oh, and I'll give you the PSP, too. Maybe when we're rich together we can buy your friends son a frickin' ZEBRA or something wacky like that, eh?! What kid in his right mind would turn down a present zebra? A fuckin’ dumb one. Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t mean your friend’s son is dumb. Any kid who gets a PSP is smart. (DS suck, anyway. I heard it stands for ‘D*ck Suck) What's your address? I'll mapquest it. Do you want my AIM? We can chat 'n stuff. I have a great story about what I found in a bag of Combos cheese snacks. It's great! This is going to be awesome! Gotta' go. I have a lot of graphics to get started on. Do you have a medical blog? -McClain P.S. OMG! I am sooo embarrased. Are you even a medical doctor?! |
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| Sep 21st, 2006 12:45 PM | |||
| kahljorn | oh. next time I should read the actual listing, but this computer is kind of slow so i try not to look at too many pages ;O | ||
| Sep 21st, 2006 11:41 AM | |||
| Mockery |
McClain hasn't lost his touch after all this time.
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| Sep 21st, 2006 11:26 AM | |||
| MetalMilitia |
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| Sep 21st, 2006 11:14 AM | |||
| kahljorn |
i dont get it
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| Sep 21st, 2006 11:14 AM | |||
| kahljorn |
i dont get it
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| Sep 21st, 2006 11:07 AM | |||
| McClain |
Sony PSP bundle w/ 2GB memory, 7 games, case + more http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/sys/209650701.html __________________________________________ From : Philip Smith <ppsmith_1@yahoo.com> Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:31 AM To : sale-209650701@craigslist.org Subject : Sony PSP bundle... Goodday, I'm Dr Philip,i am interested in buying your item which you posted on the net for sale.I would like to know if the psp is still available for sale while you furnish me with your final selling price I will await your kind and timely reply soon so that we can proceed on how payment would be made. Thanks and God bless. Philip ________________________________________ From : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com> To : sale-209650701@craigslist.org Hello Philip. Thanks for your interest in my PSP. I have recently changed my mind about the selling price. I initially had it listed for $300, then dropped it down to $275. Now, I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE! THAT'S RIGHT! JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND PICK IT UP AND ITS ALL YOURS! YAY FOR PHILIP! ________________________________________ From : Philip Smith <ppsmith_1@yahoo.com> Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 7:24 AM To : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com> Subject : CONCERNING THE Sony PSP... Dear McClain Thanks for the mail, i Hope the condition of the item is ok because i want to purchase it for my friend's son in africa as a birthday gift,and i want you to add the shipping cost with the total amount of the item. Hope to read back from you so that i will proceed with the payment. Regards Dr.Philip ________________________________________ From : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com> Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:26 AM To : ppsmith_1@yahoo.com Subject : RE: CONCERNING THE Sony PSP... Dr. Philip, You're a Doctor! That's a relief, lemme' tell you. You never can tell who you're dealing with ya' know! What school did you get your doctorate? For your information the condition of the PSP is near perfect. It works just fine. It does have a funny smell when it plays for extended periods. I attribute this to teh time I dropped the console in to a Shrimp-N-CheeseWiz dip concoction 'cause my dog, Toolio, hit me with his tail while I was watching bootlegged Anime pornography. (I only had one hand on the console 'cause my other hand was busy). When the battery gets hot is smells like iodine and hot cow tits. If you want I can leave some of those videos on the card for your friend in Africa. Do they get hard-core tenticle fisting in Africa? I'm sure it's called something different, though. Do you speak African? How would I say, "I need a new host body" in African? I need your address so I can estimate shipping costs. Now, I can only give you the PSP for free if you come over and pick it up. If I have to ship it I'll cost $100 + shipping, and possibly a meager handling fee. Is that okay? I hate to rescind an offer but I feel this is only fair. Oh, and since you're a doctor and we're now business partners I'm going to send you a picture and ask that you help identify some bizarre discolorations on my genitals. Thanks for the business Doctor! Do you have any daughters on myspace? -McClain |
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