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| Apr 15th, 2003 02:37 AM | |
| Sam |
I wish McClain was my father. I like adventures. 
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| Apr 15th, 2003 02:27 AM | |
| UnDeath | wow... McClain WILL be the coolest dad... be sure how to teach the kiddo how to kill a man 3459734895 times before he hits the ground! |
| Apr 15th, 2003 02:02 AM | |
| Hugh_Bristic |
You're in the Navy, McClain? All this time I just thought it was just a weird polyester bellbottom/ sailor fetish... |
| Apr 15th, 2003 12:51 AM | |
| Cap'n Crunch | What did you quit Geggy? I wonder if McClain is keeping to his promise to not smoke. |
| Apr 15th, 2003 12:33 AM | |
| Geggy |
Good luck with the quitting, McClain. Just a month ago, I had to give up on something which I love very much and now, everything I eat tastes like food again and my sexual organs are back into cycle. Have fun with the little one, kiddo. |
| Apr 14th, 2003 08:20 PM | |
| Ninjavenom |
Indeed, Mac would make quite the dad. Raise "it" up on good music, too. Babies like Metalcore. 
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| Apr 14th, 2003 08:01 PM | |
| pissed off salesman | Hey everybody break out dem th ar clothes hangers where havin us an abor'shin!!!!!!! |
| Apr 14th, 2003 06:32 PM | |
| McClain |
... Thanks. I sure hope so... I mean, I've got the mentality of a child so at the very least I'll be able to relate. And since I get toys in the mail on a weekly basis, I'll literally have a stockpile for "it" to play with. I get all sorts of junk toys, too. Disney stuff. Toy Story. Pokemon. Stuff I'd normally get rid of, but now I have to consider keeping it. Me and this kid are gonna' have some great adventures. I'll be the coolest dad on the block. "My dad is a mechanic and can fix anything." "Oh yeah? My dad has a million toys and is a Navy SEAL and watches cartoons and will kill your dad with plastic nunchuku." |
| Apr 14th, 2003 06:04 PM | |
| Agent Burdock |
MCCLAIN!!!! I am so happy for you! The more little smart ass mocker babies in the world the better. This is going to be a great. You will be a really fun Dad. CONGRATS! |
| Apr 13th, 2003 10:36 PM | |
| UnDeath |
hey, congrats man! Like Punkgrrrlie said, its good to see the literate side of society raise a child. good luck, as you'll most likely need it. That and patience. 
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| Apr 13th, 2003 08:59 PM | |
| AChimp |
WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE! McClain, does this mean that you actually put your weiner inside your wife?!  I guess it must be so, since all my health classes have said that's a crucial part of baby-making, but still... FUCKING WHOA. P.S. Congratulations. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 08:41 PM | |
| punkgrrrlie10 |
woo. congrats! It's always nice to think that intelligent people are reproducing as well. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 07:12 PM | |
| ItalianStereotype | i'm sure if you shot yourself in the face, something could be arranged. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 07:05 PM | |
| Cap'n Crunch |
Will he rap? 
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| Apr 13th, 2003 04:27 PM | |
| FS | Jay-Z McClain? |
| Apr 13th, 2003 03:42 PM | |
| McClain |
... Thanks ee'rbody. We've got a few names were considering, but nothing positive yet. For a boy, we're thinking Jayse McClain or Jackson. For a girl, we've got Emma Rose or Lolita Manifesta. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 03:38 PM | |
| Jeanette X |
Congratulations! What are you going to name him/her? I know a lot about names and meanings, I'll be honored to help you if you haven't decided yet. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 03:17 PM | |
| Anonymous | Giving up your smokes for a kid that isn't even born yet? Man, now we know who is going to be in charge... this kid is gunna walk allll over you. Hopefully the mommy has a nasty backhand slap at the very least |
| Apr 13th, 2003 01:36 PM | |
| Spectre X |
congrats McClain. I hope you'll like being a father.
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| Apr 13th, 2003 01:30 PM | |
| slavemason |
McClain, it's been an hour or so, have you started smoking those tops yet. When those 14 papers are gone, do you plan on smoking the rest of your tobacco out of your palm? Good luck with the smoking and child rearing. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 12:16 PM | |
| Krythor |
Congratulations McClain, now you have an excuse to be buying action figures. And make sure you raise it on the good shit, transformers, GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ya know. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 11:34 AM | |
| liquidstatik |
 @ glowbelly
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| Apr 13th, 2003 11:31 AM | |
| glowbelly |
oh my goodness! this is great news! congrats, mcclain. ummm, i'll make the child a bib or something. or knit it a scarf. you never know when a baby is gonna need a scarf, especially in california. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 10:15 AM | |
| Protoclown | Congratulations, McClain! I am seriously happy for you and I know that you're going to be an awesome dad. |
| Apr 13th, 2003 04:38 AM | |
| FS |
I'm telling ya, this kid's gonna be a wise-ass. Ho-hooo! Remember, if it's a girl, buy her a switchblade for her 8th birthday and tell her to "twist it, so the wound stays open". |
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