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| Nov 16th, 2006 11:04 PM | ||
| Archduke Tips |
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You know what I'm sayin', don't come here unless you ready to talk about some poop on some chicken nuggets. Go sit your bitch ass down. |
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| Nov 16th, 2006 06:22 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Cram it, womti | |
| Nov 16th, 2006 06:09 PM | ||
| DuFresne | I don't like this thread. | |
| Nov 16th, 2006 06:04 PM | ||
| Archduke Tips |
Well of course. I don't know where other people's pubes have been. Luckily for me, my pubes are super curly so I can always tell them apart. |
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| Nov 13th, 2006 09:17 PM | ||
| RectalWart | AND who the pubes belong to... | |
| Nov 13th, 2006 06:10 PM | ||
| Archduke Tips | Depends on how many pubes it came back up with. | |
| Nov 11th, 2006 05:52 PM | ||
| xbxDaniel |
I remember hearing that the 3-second rule is true if it fell on a clean floor, that is to say without dog ass and pubes all over it. And russoNWM, are you saying that if your food fell in a pile of your own pubes you'd be okay with it? |
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| Nov 11th, 2006 05:10 PM | ||
| Yggdrasill | My floor is an assorted blend of 16 secret herbs and spices. | |
| Nov 11th, 2006 12:39 PM | ||
| noob3 |
i have a system that includes not having a dog to rub it's ass on my floor, and cleaning said floor. this way when food falls, i use the 3-second rule & a double check for hair/feces/fuzz/gremlins/ect i mean if i'm hungry who cares you know? i'm pretty sure a long time ago my extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-great-great-great grand dude noob3 was eating twigs & berrys and shit with dirt all over it he probably savoured the dirt flavor anyways so i mean what's up with that guys |
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| Oct 22nd, 2006 07:36 PM | ||
| DamnthatDavid | Solid food, and even pudding. Eat everything off the ground. | |
| Oct 22nd, 2006 06:38 PM | ||
| sadie |
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| Oct 22nd, 2006 05:28 AM | ||
| NotDavid | I guess.... If it fell in some dust or something... Or onto other, older food. | |
| Oct 11th, 2006 06:18 PM | ||
| Archduke Tips | I wouldn't eat my food if it had poop on it. | |
| Oct 11th, 2006 05:24 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
Obviously, you've never heard of taste. I don't eat things that fall on the floor, my dog has rubbed its ass on it. Furthermore, the entire idea behind an inherited (key word) immune system is that for every one of my highlander ancestors who ate poorly cooked sheep's organs stuffed in intestines, my immune system is stronger. |
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| Oct 11th, 2006 04:16 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
Grislygus You dont' have an effective immune system because a little bit of floor ruins your food and White Rat, the day I hand in my pom poms is the day Bubsy returns to the forums. |
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| Oct 11th, 2006 01:18 PM | ||
| WhiteRat |
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| Oct 11th, 2006 09:22 AM | ||
| Grislygus | You also forgot the evolutionary idea of an inherited immune system. | |
| Oct 11th, 2006 09:08 AM | ||
| ArrowX | So I forgot a T. | |
| Oct 11th, 2006 01:48 AM | ||
| WhiteRat |
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| Oct 11th, 2006 12:25 AM | ||
| ArrowX | Or Grislygus could go and eat some floor food, because your weakened immune system cant handle it you'll immediately begin convulsing and fall and shatter your skull on the coffe table. Your body temperature spikes to kill the invading bacteria causing massive braindamage rendering you unable to control your motor functions. By this time your body is franticaly attempting detox by defacating from every possible orifice, you begin to involutarily vomit all over your carpet as you piss yourself and as the sudden rush of feces and various other intestinal juices is rushing toward freedom form your anus, it causes you anuses sphincter to violently explode from your body and sick to the wall as a nearly endles stream of shit begins flowing from you ass by the galon. as you lay there in a pile of blood, urine, vomit, and shit you think back in retrospec at how worthless you are as an evolutionary marvel, by not understanding that the purpose of sexualy reproducing is to combine immune systems to keep the species alive for longer. | |
| Oct 10th, 2006 09:11 PM | ||
| Sethomas | I guess you'll have to hang yourself from a limb, then. | |
| Oct 10th, 2006 08:57 PM | ||
| Grislygus | There aren't any rivers around here. Lots of trees, though. | |
| Oct 10th, 2006 08:38 PM | ||
| kahljorn | Go jump in a river grislygus. | |
| Oct 10th, 2006 03:36 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
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| Oct 10th, 2006 10:17 AM | ||
| Grislygus | That's why I evolved in the first place | |
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