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Dec 3rd, 2006 02:15 AM
BlueOatmeal Oh man I am so crushing on this one girl that I hang out with alot. Its a huge crush. I am SPRUNG!!
Dec 1st, 2006 10:51 PM
mischief and that's wrong why exactly?
Dec 1st, 2006 10:38 PM
Terra It will brand you a sleaze and you will end up with an unending supply of used jizz.

Don't go there "gurlfriend."
Dec 1st, 2006 10:08 PM
mischief I can say it, but what will that do exactly?
Dec 1st, 2006 09:42 PM
Terra No we don't like "preasents."

:spellcheck :D
Dec 1st, 2006 02:20 PM
MetalMilitia Don't give me that. All girls love preasents and you know it, Sadie.
Dec 1st, 2006 02:04 PM
sadie can you say "materialistic"?
Dec 1st, 2006 01:54 PM
mischief why don't you charm a girl with a present?
Nov 30th, 2006 10:40 PM
BlueOatmeal Hey now, I never said I was smooth. I'm sorrry for letting you down. I'll try extra hard from now on.
Nov 30th, 2006 10:27 PM
noob3
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Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
When a girl says "I owe you big time!" that means I can see her titties right?
dude when can't you see thier titties? man it's turning out you were never as smooth as i believed in the first place i am losing hope in you dude
Nov 30th, 2006 10:07 PM
Grislygus
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Originally Posted by Noob3
ps zelda is a fag cut that hair boy ull get more ladies less gay men :d
Unfortunately, I can actually attest to the side effects of hippie hair. Most of the girls who hit on me look like they just rode out of the county fair (Three of them I actually met at county fairs), and I've been hit on by a couple of people who I never, ever wanted to know were gay.

...

But at least I can ROCK OUT, amirite?
Nov 30th, 2006 09:10 PM
MetalMilitia atleast!
Nov 30th, 2006 09:09 PM
BlueOatmeal When a girl says "I owe you big time!" that means I can see her titties right?
Nov 30th, 2006 07:32 PM
noob3 yeah i mean calling him a fag should be a once a day thing not all day then ur addicted

ps zelda is a fag cut that hair boy ull get more ladies less gay men :d
Nov 30th, 2006 06:14 PM
zeldasbiggestfan
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Originally Posted by RectalWart
And you guys got mad at me for calling zelda a fag alla time.
Yeah becuase you did it every damn post. You can do it once in awhile but jesus it was all the time.
Nov 30th, 2006 01:36 AM
BlueOatmeal I kick so much ass!
Nov 30th, 2006 01:26 AM
RectalWart And you guys got mad at me for calling zelda a fag alla time.
Nov 30th, 2006 12:14 AM
liquidstatik MetalMilitia, i think you're jealous ;x
Nov 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
MetalMilitia The views expressed by Zeldasbiggestfan may not necessarily represent the views of the I-Mockery community.

However in this case BlueOatmeals extreme level of creepyness is somewhat endearing
Nov 29th, 2006 10:00 PM
sadie back away from the we.
Nov 29th, 2006 09:51 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Your so sly with the ladiez oatmeal! We all love you
Nov 29th, 2006 08:42 PM
BlueOatmeal Crazy story today guys. Ok so I'm walking to my car after class when I see Justin and Tommy so I say hi and Justin is all like "Come to the the health center with me I feel kinda ill" So I go with him and there is this girl sitting in the waiting room with crutches that Justin knows so we talk to her and shes trying to find someone to give her a ride to the hospital off campus, so I say, out of nowhere "I'll take you" So I do and throughout the whole hospital experience I just stared at her HUGE fucking titties and jumbo butt. It was a fun day.
Nov 28th, 2006 03:49 AM
noob3 So, do you like to fuck?
Nov 28th, 2006 03:09 AM
Mystie
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Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
So I'm talking to this girl that I met through some friends but I don't know what to say to her. Its all the pointless shit like "Do you read books?" and "I sure do like music, do you like music?"

:/
Try some of the lines I always get like, "My horoscope today said I'm going to have a wildnight," or "Have I ever told you you have a great set of tits?" and the ever-popular, "Don't worry, baby, if I get you pregnant I'll take responsibility."
Nov 28th, 2006 12:46 AM
BlueOatmeal Thats really fucking romantic.
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