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| Dec 26th, 2006 10:16 PM | ||
| Terra | Only by your own hands. | |
| Dec 25th, 2006 09:30 PM | ||
| eggyolk |
texting leads to intercourse merry christmas! |
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| Dec 22nd, 2006 07:19 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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| Dec 21st, 2006 08:07 PM | ||
| executioneer | man lay off her she was just trying to get to dallas | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 07:59 PM | ||
| Sam |
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| Dec 21st, 2006 07:35 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I wish I had text when I was a teen. I would call my girl friend Debby and she would put me on hold, then I'd hear a moan and noises like someone was in the room with her
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| Dec 21st, 2006 03:46 PM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | Did you just out yourself? | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 02:44 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | Hey Man, I've been around the block a few times. | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 02:22 PM | ||
| kahljorn | you guys sure know alot about girls :O | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 02:20 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | bitchy women will snake a finger up your butt just as quickly. :/ | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 01:02 PM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | Shes abnormally bitchy too. | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 10:59 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | She has abnormally long fingernails, so watch out for bowel perforations.... | |
| Dec 21st, 2006 10:01 AM | ||
| Terra |
Come to think of it, I have knuckles the size of a gorilla. Let's have teh text yokeman!! |
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| Dec 21st, 2006 08:57 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | generally, if a girl texts you, it means she'll slip her finger up your ass during sex. Make sure you check her hands to see how big her knuckles are, and wipe your ass really good. | |
| Dec 20th, 2006 11:18 PM | ||
| Dixie |
Now now, let's not be too hasty Terra. eggy, it is entirely possible that she may be good in bed. Since she texted you she must be a slut with no better option. Then again there may be a reason why no one else would want her. You got a 50/50 chance. Let us know the outcome. |
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| Dec 20th, 2006 07:02 PM | ||
| Terra |
If she text messages YOU she is not good in bed. She is homeless and stole some fat yuppies' phone. She needs a place to crash. Hopefully you can drug your parents long enough to let her in, have her tie you up, flog you within an inch of your life, color the tip of your who who black and shove a lit candle up your ass. She will forget to rob you, enjoying the sight of you bundled, blackheaded and romantically lit for the hobo waiting at the door. If she send you pics, by law she is barren. You have a better chance of impregnating the hobo, who is about to sodomize you. I hope this helps! |
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| Dec 20th, 2006 06:07 PM | ||
| eggyolk |
if a girl texts me back instantly is she good in bed? i ned everyones advice because this may be a serious pinnacle in my life and honestly i didnt know of anyone else to turn to. also if she sends pic messages does that mean she wants me to get her pregnant? thanks -eggyolk |
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