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| Jan 6th, 2007 06:15 PM | ||
| Sethomas |
My girlfriend and I laughed forever over the constructed sentence, "Jesus would shit Himself." We have the best pillow talk. 
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| Jan 6th, 2007 05:01 PM | ||
| executioneer |
oh hey look, BOTH threads are in the general zod forum now rad |
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| Jan 6th, 2007 04:20 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
Well, thank you. That's probably the least abrasive preaching I've seen over the internet. Kind of wierd to be preaching here, though. Also, preaching by directly attacking a forum joke even wierder, Wierdie. |
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| Jan 6th, 2007 01:22 AM | ||
| Eddie |
No Greater Love Hey I am not into going back and forth. I just want you guys to know, Jesus loves you and died for all of you. If you ask Him to forgive you of all your sins and come into your heart He will. Friends may let you down ext. but He will never let you down. I remember years ago when I was drinking and partying and playing in heavy metal bands. It all had no meaning to it. I knew there was more to life. God was calling me. Now I am a christian artist. I still play music, just for the Lord. You dont have to give up everything to follow Jesus. If you put Him first, He will give you the desires of your heart. He really is everything, the way this world is going. I just dont understand why people hate Him so much or mock it. He took such a beating and suffered and died because He loved you that much. Well I may never talk to you again. You can call me any name in the book. It still does not change the fact that Jesus loves you. |
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| Jan 5th, 2007 12:17 PM | ||
| Azrael |
Re: Elvis is dead but Jesus is ALIVE! Quote:
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| Jan 5th, 2007 12:03 PM | ||
| executioneer | eddie i think you should stick to the thread in the g. zod forum cause i don't read that forum and you're annoyingly retarded | |
| Jan 5th, 2007 11:52 AM | ||
| Eddie |
Elvis is dead but Jesus is ALIVE! Every knee is going to bow to, Jesus. Elvis is dead. But Jesus is alive. Jesus rose from the dead. Elvis could not even get up when he died and fell off the tiolet. |
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| Jan 5th, 2007 09:50 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | you're not in possession of a dictionary or spellchecker either, are you? | |
| Jan 4th, 2007 06:19 PM | ||
| Noodles | Lucas like teh crappy sequals. I met this person who beleved that saying God or Jesus was swering, I couldn't tell if it was ANTI or super religous, and im not to religous. | |
| Jan 4th, 2007 06:12 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
The Adventures of Space-Elvis Jesus. Also, it's not really hard to kick Star Wars' ass at the moment. |
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| Jan 4th, 2007 05:58 PM | ||
| Noodles | The Adventures Of Space Elvis would kick Star Wars ass. | |
| Jan 4th, 2007 12:51 PM | ||
| MarioRPG |
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| Jan 4th, 2007 12:09 PM | ||
| Grislygus | For a split second, I thought Elvis' halo was a space helmet, which would have made that the greatest picture ever. | |
| Jan 4th, 2007 12:02 PM | ||
| executioneer | wrong motherf*cking forum | |
| Jan 4th, 2007 08:12 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
Re: zod bow before God Quote:
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| Jan 4th, 2007 01:45 AM | ||
| Dr. Boogie | Or maybe... Zod is God? They're both three letters long, and they rhyme. I don't believe in coincidence. | |
| Jan 4th, 2007 01:34 AM | ||
| noob3 | amen brother, jesus kicks zod in the balls 4 life! | |
| Jan 4th, 2007 01:33 AM | ||
| Eddie |
zod bow before God I just want to say to, general zod that one day he will bow before the real King, Jesus! |
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