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Jan 21st, 2007 03:47 AM
Abcdxxxx It's just weird to me when people use the bloodlines thing to paint Jews as having a superiority complex.

In religious terms, it's the Jewish spirit which is most important, not bloodlines, and that's how converstion is rationalized. In political terms, it's no different then laws in place within Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and many African nations. All Westen nations give preference in the way of social services to those born into automatic citizenship. It's true, Jews find themselves in a neverending debate within their own communities over who is or isn't deemed a Jew, but it's nothing compared to what goes on in Islamic communities, and I believe it exists in some form with Christians too. So again, while Jews do have many unique traditions (ie. wearing horns and flying around the room), this particular one isn't unique.

I realize you're joking, but I'm answering this anyway because it seems to bother people.
Jan 20th, 2007 08:22 PM
kahljorn no. I know the KKK had a thing about pure blood or something :O
So do you not get into heaven if you're not a full jew, or do they just not let you go to church? What's the deal?

ps im just fucking with you with the kkk argument i don't liken jews to the kkk
Jan 20th, 2007 08:17 PM
Preechr Amazing. See, I always thought aliens built the pyramids even though the Bible says Jews did it and now I know both things are true.
Jan 20th, 2007 08:09 PM
Abcdxxxx That last part is true at least. Nobody else wants your sour blood. We just have the common sense to mix it in with a little Manischevitz first.

Unfortunately we don't have a monopoly on the blood line thing. Cookies, yes. Bloodlline, no. Good thing that Ant is astute enough to put "people" in quotes...we're not people, we're aliens. Pyramid building aliens.
Jan 20th, 2007 07:43 PM
Ant10708 yeah and they are the only 'people' to still drink the blood of christian babies.
Jan 20th, 2007 07:39 PM
Abcdxxxx Do you think Jews are the only people with such a policy?
Jan 20th, 2007 07:22 PM
kahljorn Jews are fucking weird ;/
HE MUST BE OF PURE BLOOD OF PURE BIRTH OR THE MAGIC OF GODS CHOSEN WILL NOT FLOW WITHIN THEM
Jan 20th, 2007 03:42 PM
Abcdxxxx
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Artifical insemination isn't the same as having a test tube baby.
Act like you know something sometime, Jeanette. Since you don't decide Halachic code, let's defer to Israel's Rabbinute who have never ruled on this consistantly on that difference. They have decided that a Man needs to be able to consent, and aware of the insemination in line with scriptures (Genesis specifically). The mother still has to be Jewish, and all that - you can't just make more Jews through science. That's outlawed.
Jan 20th, 2007 09:05 AM
DehydratedPorkMan Divide! Divide!
Jan 20th, 2007 05:06 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Abcdxxxx
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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
Artifical insemination isn't the same as having a test tube baby.
Jan 19th, 2007 06:09 PM
Ant10708
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Originally Posted by mburbank
Ant- the man in the wookie suit in your user pic is a pal of mine from work. He was the lead designer on the Star Wars museum exhibit. He is neither a test tube baby nor a Jew.
Sweet, he is throwing a baseball in that picture?
Jan 19th, 2007 03:14 PM
ItalianStereotype don't get us wrong, fartin, we don't WANT you to post here.
Jan 19th, 2007 03:11 PM
FartinMowler I remember when a guy like me couldn't post in this section I miss those day's of segregation and being put down by the man :/
Jan 19th, 2007 02:30 PM
DehydratedPorkMan I hate my laggy computer. This is were I would be called a "n00bz0rs." abcdxxxx...forgive me?
Jan 19th, 2007 02:29 PM
mburbank Ant- the man in the wookie suit in your user pic is a pal of mine from work. He was the lead designer on the Star Wars museum exhibit. He is neither a test tube baby nor a Jew.
Jan 19th, 2007 02:20 PM
Abcdxxxx Uh. I responded. There was even a joke or two in there. I didn't take it personal. I even made sure to post it just once, as opposed to 3 times.
Jan 19th, 2007 01:41 PM
DehydratedPorkMan GODDAMNIT.
Jan 19th, 2007 01:41 PM
DehydratedPorkMan [quote="DehydratedPorkMan"]
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Originally Posted by Abcdxxxx
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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
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Learn to take a joke.
Sarcasm is rampant throughout these boards, so don't take everything that is said on here as a personal attack on you. Chances are, the person who made the comment doesn't even know who the hell you are - and even if they do, they don't care enough to address you personally. So don't go chasing them around in a ton of different threads trying to attack them. It's a humor site, so try to develop a sense of humor.
Jan 19th, 2007 01:40 PM
DehydratedPorkMan
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Originally Posted by Abcdxxxx
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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
Learn to take a joke.
Sarcasm is rampant throughout these boards, so don't take everything that is said on here as a personal attack on you. Chances are, the person who made the comment doesn't even know who the hell you are - and even if they do, they don't care enough to address you personally. So don't go chasing them around in a ton of different threads trying to attack them. It's a humor site, so try to develop a sense of humor.
Jan 19th, 2007 01:36 PM
Abcdxxxx
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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
Jan 19th, 2007 11:38 AM
DehydratedPorkMan
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Originally Posted by Grislygus
I mean, this is something Japan would think of.
I believe they have a vending machine for that.
Jan 19th, 2007 11:36 AM
Grislygus I mean, this is something Japan would think of.
Jan 19th, 2007 11:10 AM
FartinMowler Dead man sperm will be the name of my new band
Jan 19th, 2007 10:49 AM
Emu I don't really see what's so awkward about wanting grandkids.
Jan 19th, 2007 10:18 AM
DehydratedPorkMan
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Originally Posted by Grislygus
Holy shit.
My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
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