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Feb 10th, 2003 11:45 PM
fred the scalpel Why did the koala fall out of the tree?




Because it was dead!
Feb 10th, 2003 11:11 PM
JesusFishSticks
Psh

Whadda ya get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs? huh?




An erection. HAHAHAHAH
cause you're a real fuck head. HAHAHAHAHHA
gotdamn shock value.
Feb 10th, 2003 10:25 PM
executioneer WHO'S THERE

-willie
Feb 10th, 2003 05:04 PM
Anonymous I made up one the other night when I was dwunk

Who's good in bed and maternally related to you?




It doesn't have a punchline.
Feb 10th, 2003 04:43 PM
Jixby Phillips

THANKS MR FART
Feb 10th, 2003 06:47 AM
MISTER FART OKAY OKAY, I WILL TELL THE JOKE THAT JIXBY MENTIONED TO SAY AND IT INVOLVES HAMBURGERS AND MCDONALDS, AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS



"HAMBURGERS WORK AT MCDONALDS"



:lOL

HAHAHA GET IT!!!!! IT IS THE CHEESE :klio[/u]
Feb 5th, 2003 05:58 PM
noob3 I hope he gets ran over by a small bus so it drags him for 100 miles into the desert where he will be eaten by sand lizards
Feb 5th, 2003 05:49 PM
Les Waste Generator is an idiot.

And don't say "BUT IT WAS THIS WHORE MY FRIEND WAS FUCKING WHO TOLD ME THE JOKE!!" because you're the refried idiot who told it again.

I hope you get run over by a very large bus
Feb 5th, 2003 05:34 PM
GnrySgtHartman Jixby is the #1 Dad
Feb 5th, 2003 05:30 PM
whoreable I heard it already
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Synthetic Weed
Feb 5th, 2003 05:28 PM
Jixby Phillips Sweet fucking christ, these jokes suck

Mister fart should tell the one about Hamburgers at mcdonalds
Feb 5th, 2003 05:16 PM
GnrySgtHartman What do you call a 300 pound woman with a yeast infection?




A whopper with cheese.
Feb 5th, 2003 05:10 PM
Spooky That reminds me of "Whats the best way to eat bald pussy?"


"Step one: Pull off the diaper".


Anywhom... KNOCK KNOCK!
Feb 5th, 2003 03:31 PM
FS That joke's not funny because it relies solely on its (tame) shock effect.

I disapprove.
Feb 5th, 2003 03:25 PM
whoreable you suck
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Cheap airsoft pistol
Feb 5th, 2003 03:23 PM
Generator86 Okay, this whore that my friend was fucking told me this joke at the bar last year.

What's the best thing about fucking a 7-year old girl?

Hearing the sound of her pelvic bones cracking.
Feb 5th, 2003 12:22 PM
glowbelly what's the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?

a refridgerator doesn't FART when you pull your meat out.

Feb 5th, 2003 11:18 AM
JeefGyle hahaha...huh? that wasn't a hilarious joke
Feb 5th, 2003 10:11 AM
george i will give your bum a hell ride with my foot mr fart.
Feb 5th, 2003 10:07 AM
MISTER FART


THAT JOKE GAVE MY BUM A HELL RIDE
Feb 5th, 2003 09:58 AM
Geggy Why don't teddy bears eat?

Because they're alway stuffed.

:/
Feb 5th, 2003 07:20 AM
Captain Robo MISTER FART
Feb 5th, 2003 03:44 AM
Jixby Phillips HARDLEY WORKING OR HARDLY WORKING
Feb 5th, 2003 01:18 AM
sadie i love how this board forces us to hit the spacebar in between certain emoticon tags.
MY RIGHT THUMB WORKS ENOUGH ALREADY! FUCK YOU, NEW BOARD.
Feb 5th, 2003 12:52 AM
MISTER FART
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