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Feb 8th, 2007 05:05 PM | ||
Seven Force | Yes GW, everyone is creepy but you. | |
Feb 8th, 2007 05:01 PM | ||
Seven Force |
Fartin Mowler Private Dick :/ Mister Will Graham So where are we headed? Fartin Mowler Downtown my friend The two detectives end up in a Queen St West Apartment building Lobby. A young lady is heading out the door as the detectives are entering Fartin Mowler Stop her A young whore that Fartin Mowler recognizes even though she tries to keep her head down. Daphne You like what you see detective? Lifts up her shirt Fartin Mowler Can I have some Syrup with those pancakes? Mister Will Graham coughs as he tries to hold back laughter Daphne tries to struggle her wrist out of Mister Will Grahams Grasp Fartin Mowler Bring her up The two detectives enter the room with Daphne who is holding her nose Daphne What’s that smell? Mister Will Graham Decomp…the smell of death (pauses and then turns around upset) you dirty whore Daphne (laughs and then lights a cigarette) So who is it? Fartin Mowler bends down and searches pocket to find I.D. I could only find this Porn King Dong Video credit card with the name Animadverto Mister Will Graham Looks well used, probably an alias Fartin Mowler Yes it does, the magnetic material when you swipe is almost gone Daphne Can you pull his pants up? That’s disgusting Fartin Mowler What you’re telling me you haven’t seen that wiener before? Mister Will Graham pulls out a giant Dong in a dresser drawer next too the dead body. Mister Will Graham I’m sure this was used more than a few times Fartin Mowler What makes you think so? Mister Will Graham If you look close you can see brown ring lines that go up the Dong (smiles) it’s like a tree Daphne (looks bored as she puts another smoke in her mouth) I don’t get it Fartin Mowler I know you killed him Daphne Fuck you copper Daphne pulls her had loose and runs towards the door only to be shot by Mister Will Graham Back in the Holster Mister Will Graham slowly slides his gun in, but not before he kisses the hot steel and say’s a few words Mister Will Graham I don’t like to do stuff like that it bothers me. (Paces the floor and lightly kicks the body). Fartin Mowler I know (Fartin notices something about Daphne’s shirt) can you pull up her shirt again? Mister Will Graham Why? there not very impressive, I mean I’m sure some guy’s might find that attractive Fartin Mowler No look there is another t-shirt under that black one she is wearing Mister Will Graham Holy shit you’re right (reads the logo on the t-shirt) Porn King Dong and look she has a pin that say’s “employee of the month” still stuck to it Fartin Mowler Well Will are job is done here Mister Will Graham Should I put her shirt down chief? Fartin Mowler Sure and take a few pictures for later Mister Will Graham (gives a look of a job well done and high fives Fartin) Will do |
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Feb 7th, 2007 04:43 PM | ||
FartinMowler | this is about as insightful as the Meaning of life thread | |
Feb 7th, 2007 03:24 PM | ||
Zomboid | Are you hitting on him now? You just don't quit, do you? | |
Feb 7th, 2007 02:54 AM | ||
Guitar Woman | When I type and proofread my posts it's in a girl's voice, even when I'm posting on other forums as Mr. Resistor. Old habits die hard, I guess. | |
Feb 7th, 2007 02:41 AM | ||
DuFresne | Is it weird if I still hear a girl's voice in my head whenever I read something from Spaz? Am I the only one? | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:28 AM | ||
Guitar Woman | To be fair, I hate you a lot less now that you've lost that Sam Kinison Beetlejuice avatar. :< | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:26 AM | ||
GADZOOKS | Puppy | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:25 AM | ||
Guitar Woman | Pussy. | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:24 AM | ||
GADZOOKS | I'm sorry I didn't know we were battling. I don't fight girls. | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:23 AM | ||
Guitar Woman |
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Feb 7th, 2007 12:23 AM | ||
GADZOOKS | Can you do it without crying? I know you are a girl and all but, sheesh. | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:15 AM | ||
Guitar Woman | Did you really not understand my post? Do you want me to explain it to you or something? | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:13 AM | ||
GADZOOKS | Come again? | |
Feb 7th, 2007 12:07 AM | ||
Guitar Woman |
1. You suck 2. Go away 3. I hate you 4. You're an idiot 5. Shut up I'd advise you to now take a look at number 4 again, idiot |
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Feb 7th, 2007 12:04 AM | ||
GADZOOKS |
That's only four, kid EDIT: WAIT A SECOND, HE ADDED ONE |
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Feb 6th, 2007 11:59 PM | ||
Guitar Woman |
MEANWHILE: HI I'M GADZOOKS TEH CAT AND I SAY FIVE PHRASES HERE TRY ME *PUSH* YOU SUCK GO AWAY I HATE YOU YOU'RE AN IDIOT SHUT UP COOL HUH I ALSO FOLLOW PEOPLE AROUND I DON'T LIKE AND BUG THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AND THEN SNICKER WITH ALL MY NO VIRGINS ALLOWED DOT COM BUTT BUDDIES GOOD THING THIS FORUM HAS AN IGNORE FEATURE OTHERWISE YOU'D PROBABLY NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT! |
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Feb 6th, 2007 11:52 PM | ||
GADZOOKS |
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Like reflections from a Funhouse Mirror |
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Feb 6th, 2007 11:48 PM | ||
Guitar Woman | Holy shit, you know what this really reminds me of? When I first joined and wouldn't stop bothering Jixby about his guy in a bread slice costume avatar. You've essentially become Akira teh Cat. :< | |
Feb 6th, 2007 11:46 PM | ||
GADZOOKS | Oh dear, first ZeldasBiggestFan, now you. | |
Feb 6th, 2007 11:40 PM | ||
Guitar Woman | Is it your fucking mission in life to turn every thread in this forum into a "We hate GW" thread? Jesus, you say I'm creepy, but I don't fucking follow people around on the internet and pester them with tired out and generic insults. Fucking idiot. | |
Feb 6th, 2007 11:36 PM | ||
GADZOOKS | We wouldn't of had this problem, Fartin, if it wasn't for the idiot above me editing the archives. | |
Feb 4th, 2007 11:12 PM | ||
Guitar Woman | There's no way to disable or enable editing in specific forums on vBulletin. They're figuring that shit out now, I think. | |
Feb 4th, 2007 09:43 AM | ||
FartinMowler |
Editing When I post a Script or story I can cut and paste from WORD but it won't be in the same format with the Bold or Italic lettering. Is there a program that will do this? If you could leave edit for the reading section I would be appreciative. |