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Feb 14th, 2007 06:03 PM | ||
Rez |
she called me on the phone while she was on the net so IM'd her this. i thought it was like those kids who spend afterschool craft time making their moms a lovely necklace that was instaed a hideous piece of crap, so it was funny, but she just said it was "creepy" edit: thats a dog head on an owl's body with owl eyes. some people couldnt tell. |
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Feb 14th, 2007 08:14 AM | ||
BlueOatmeal | I totally gave the girl I have a crush on at Starbucks a valentines day card. It was a Hello Kitty card and she was all like "OOOOOOOOOHHH IT SO CUTE" then everybody else wanted one. | |
Feb 14th, 2007 12:53 AM | ||
Dixie | IT DOESN'T EXIST! | |
Feb 13th, 2007 11:30 PM | ||
kahljorn | doing it once won't put a hole in your head ;o | |
Feb 13th, 2007 07:30 PM | ||
Grislygus | Considering your last post, I refuse to think about the possible ramifications of that comment. | |
Feb 13th, 2007 01:13 PM | ||
SKATERMONKEY | off with his head. | |
Feb 13th, 2007 01:12 PM | ||
Dixie |
Kahl, while your sentiment is appreciated, I try to sway away from discussing illegal substances and activities on message boards. Besides, ecstasy puts holes in your brains and I'm naturally bubbly and happy. :D |
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Feb 13th, 2007 12:39 PM | ||
SKATERMONKEY | I'll let you get away with that, only because you're cute | |
Feb 13th, 2007 12:38 PM | ||
kahljorn | Why don't you get some good drugs? maybe you could get some ecstacy or some type of pill that makes people bubbly and happy. that's what id do :O that and italian food. | |
Feb 13th, 2007 12:33 PM | ||
Dixie | I saw your Turbo Tax rap, THAT DOESN'T COUNT. | |
Feb 13th, 2007 12:19 PM | ||
SKATERMONKEY | I wrote a poem. It doesnt cost anything but I think it means so much. Simple things... Valentines Day is such a hallmark holiday I don't think it warrants spending. Not that I'm a cheap*skate* but I think if you love someone you show the person as often as you can not just once a year. And it has more thought to it. | |
Feb 13th, 2007 11:51 AM | ||
Dixie |
Sorry, that was just something I shouldn't have posted about in such a manner. But, I did tell her to give us a call when she's 18. Hopefully she doesn't get herpes between now and then. As for Valentines Day, it looks like I'm going to do a big dinner this year again. This time it'll be asian cuisine (no dogs or cats though, for some reason the neighborhood strays don't come to my yard). And I bought a cute little black silk kimono styled robe with some pretty lingerie to go underneath. :D This may work..... |
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Feb 12th, 2007 10:46 AM | ||
Emu |
There is nothing that's not appropriate for I-Mockery Except anything Seven Force posts Drink away, you heroes |
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Feb 11th, 2007 11:01 PM | ||
Chojin |
Put that part back up where you talk about wanting to bang lolitas, that was hot :< Quote:
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Feb 11th, 2007 05:49 AM | ||
Supafly345 | Hey, I could use some ideas, I can never think of more than the same award winning routine. | |
Feb 11th, 2007 04:33 AM | ||
Dixie |
As far as Valentines' gifts go I may end up cooking a big dinner again, this time it looks like steak! Red meat, alcohol, and lots of bumpin' uglies with kinkiness of things you do not need details of, does that sound ok or should I go for more? I really shouldn't post here when i've been drinking. Sorry. Edit:There are things I really shouldn't post about. |
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Feb 10th, 2007 05:10 PM | ||
sspadowsky |
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Feb 10th, 2007 02:05 AM | ||
zeldasbiggestfan | Its sad that I dont understand what that means and even worse that I really want one of those. | |
Feb 9th, 2007 08:05 PM | ||
kahljorn |
that's the funniest thing ive read on here for a while :O I think I misunderstood your joke possibly though because i thought you were referring to Zbf being a dumbass so you were saying there was a TRAP being sprung on zbf because he's so stupid and his own stupidity ensnares him, and the "Translation" part before. |
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Feb 9th, 2007 06:26 PM | ||
Grislygus |
Translation: |
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Feb 9th, 2007 05:57 PM | ||
zeldasbiggestfan | Buy alot of weed and throw it at a cop. | |
Feb 9th, 2007 11:00 AM | ||
SKATERMONKEY | I hope I still get to have that much fun once I'm married. | |
Feb 9th, 2007 10:40 AM | ||
Dixie |
He's been allowed the buttsecks for a few years now so buttsecks isn't really that special and threesomes are something you do before getting married and we already did that too. No to the porno, we already have a lovely library of such material, we both think Jenna screwed up her boobies anways.. The concert thing sounds good but there's nothing good playing here that night. Fire is looking pretty damn good still. |
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Feb 9th, 2007 07:26 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux |
porn? may as well have the buttsecks. |
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Feb 9th, 2007 04:00 AM | ||
Sethomas |
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Plus, why the shit would you call someone a slut then refer to them as "usted"? |
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