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Feb 14th, 2007 06:03 PM
Rez she called me on the phone while she was on the net so IM'd her this.



i thought it was like those kids who spend afterschool craft time making their moms a lovely necklace that was instaed a hideous piece of crap, so it was funny, but she just said it was "creepy"



edit: thats a dog head on an owl's body with owl eyes. some people couldnt tell.
Feb 14th, 2007 08:14 AM
BlueOatmeal I totally gave the girl I have a crush on at Starbucks a valentines day card. It was a Hello Kitty card and she was all like "OOOOOOOOOHHH IT SO CUTE" then everybody else wanted one.
Feb 14th, 2007 12:53 AM
Dixie
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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
Considering your last post, I refuse to think about the possible ramifications of that comment.
IT DOESN'T EXIST!
Feb 13th, 2007 11:30 PM
kahljorn doing it once won't put a hole in your head ;o
Feb 13th, 2007 07:30 PM
Grislygus Considering your last post, I refuse to think about the possible ramifications of that comment.
Feb 13th, 2007 01:13 PM
SKATERMONKEY off with his head.
Feb 13th, 2007 01:12 PM
Dixie Kahl, while your sentiment is appreciated, I try to sway away from discussing illegal substances and activities on message boards.
Besides, ecstasy puts holes in your brains and I'm naturally bubbly and happy. :D
Feb 13th, 2007 12:39 PM
SKATERMONKEY I'll let you get away with that, only because you're cute
Feb 13th, 2007 12:38 PM
kahljorn Why don't you get some good drugs? maybe you could get some ecstacy or some type of pill that makes people bubbly and happy. that's what id do :O that and italian food.
Feb 13th, 2007 12:33 PM
Dixie I saw your Turbo Tax rap, THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
Feb 13th, 2007 12:19 PM
SKATERMONKEY I wrote a poem. It doesnt cost anything but I think it means so much. Simple things... Valentines Day is such a hallmark holiday I don't think it warrants spending. Not that I'm a cheap*skate* but I think if you love someone you show the person as often as you can not just once a year. And it has more thought to it.
Feb 13th, 2007 11:51 AM
Dixie Sorry, that was just something I shouldn't have posted about in such a manner. But, I did tell her to give us a call when she's 18. Hopefully she doesn't get herpes between now and then.
As for Valentines Day, it looks like I'm going to do a big dinner this year again. This time it'll be asian cuisine (no dogs or cats though, for some reason the neighborhood strays don't come to my yard). And I bought a cute little black silk kimono styled robe with some pretty lingerie to go underneath. :D This may work.....
Feb 12th, 2007 10:46 AM
Emu There is nothing that's not appropriate for I-Mockery

Except anything Seven Force posts

Drink away, you heroes
Feb 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Chojin Put that part back up where you talk about wanting to bang lolitas, that was hot :<

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Fire is looking pretty damn good still.
Feb 11th, 2007 05:49 AM
Supafly345 Hey, I could use some ideas, I can never think of more than the same award winning routine.
Feb 11th, 2007 04:33 AM
Dixie As far as Valentines' gifts go I may end up cooking a big dinner again, this time it looks like steak! Red meat, alcohol, and lots of bumpin' uglies with kinkiness of things you do not need details of, does that sound ok or should I go for more?


I really shouldn't post here when i've been drinking. Sorry.
Edit:There are things I really shouldn't post about.
Feb 10th, 2007 05:10 PM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God View Post
He's been allowed the buttsecks for a few years now so buttsecks isn't really that special and threesomes are something you do before getting married and we already did that too. No to the porno, we already have a lovely library of such material, we both think Jenna screwed up her boobies anways..
The concert thing sounds good but there's nothing good playing here that night.
Fire is looking pretty damn good still.
Jumpin' Jesus. Get him a divorce. Then move in with me.
Feb 10th, 2007 02:05 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Its sad that I dont understand what that means and even worse that I really want one of those.
Feb 9th, 2007 08:05 PM
kahljorn that's the funniest thing ive read on here for a while :O

I think I misunderstood your joke possibly though because i thought you were referring to Zbf being a dumbass so you were saying there was a TRAP being sprung on zbf because he's so stupid and his own stupidity ensnares him, and the "Translation" part before.
Feb 9th, 2007 06:26 PM
Grislygus Translation:
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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan View Post
Gettim onna THEEEESE
Feb 9th, 2007 05:57 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Buy alot of weed and throw it at a cop.
Feb 9th, 2007 11:00 AM
SKATERMONKEY I hope I still get to have that much fun once I'm married.
Feb 9th, 2007 10:40 AM
Dixie He's been allowed the buttsecks for a few years now so buttsecks isn't really that special and threesomes are something you do before getting married and we already did that too. No to the porno, we already have a lovely library of such material, we both think Jenna screwed up her boobies anways..
The concert thing sounds good but there's nothing good playing here that night.
Fire is looking pretty damn good still.
Feb 9th, 2007 07:26 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Lenor View Post
A bottle of jameson whisky n' a really good jenna jameson porno!

porn? may as well have the buttsecks.
Feb 9th, 2007 04:00 AM
Sethomas
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Originally Posted by Lenor View Post
Su una ramera loca, usted jode tan bueno cuando su en la cima de mí
Are you trying to say "you're a crazy slut, you fuck this well when you're on top of me?" Or something like that? Because it's painfully obvious you don't understand that "su" isn't the same thing as "you're", but rather "your".

Plus, why the shit would you call someone a slut then refer to them as "usted"?
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