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Feb 19th, 2007 10:01 PM
Goat Cheese
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Originally Posted by FartinMowler View Post
So you broke into your apartment, put on a dress, masturbated to a picture of Brian Dennehy and tried cover it up with this story
I really like how fartin was able to put out a Brian Dennehy reference in that reply.
Feb 19th, 2007 09:03 PM
Blue Fox one time i lived in a really crappy house with only a bolt lock on the door.

someone actually decided it wold be a good idea to use it i guess and george and i (and i think my sis Tues.) got stuck outside (they had left out the back door that had a lock).

Anyway, aparently whoever had done it had left the window open and so i had to stand on george's shoulders and haul myself through it (it was like 8 ft up)

It wasn't exactly conforting to know a tall guy and a child was all it took to break into my house
Feb 19th, 2007 08:58 PM
FartinMowler So you broke into your apartment, put on a dress, masturbated to a picture of Brian Dennehy and tried cover it up with this story
Feb 19th, 2007 08:26 PM
MarioRPG I had to jimmy my window open once and craw though to land in the sink. And then I discovered I left my back door wide open.
Feb 19th, 2007 07:58 PM
Blue Fox GASP! Did you steal anything?
Feb 19th, 2007 07:43 PM
Fathom Zero You didn't almost break your neck like I did.
Feb 19th, 2007 07:17 PM
BlueOatmeal No. That would have been the opposite of cool.
Feb 19th, 2007 07:04 PM
Terra it would have been way cooler if you used your tomato crate reclyner and made a bunch of noise.
Feb 19th, 2007 06:49 PM
BlueOatmeal
I totally broke into my apartment!

I was leaving my apartment when I realized I didn't have my car keys so I went back upstairs to get them but I locked my door . Now I would have gone to the landlord's office but they close at 5 and it was 6:30 at the time.

So like a stone cold burglar I busted into my room with a Wendy's card.

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