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May 15th, 2007 02:26 AM
ScottMacInnis I've always found that "hi" is pretty solid.
Mar 19th, 2007 12:36 AM
Pudty OMG U HOT LETS SEX!
[img]That one sweet gif...[/img]
Mar 15th, 2007 10:11 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I will my Dear..anything for you
Mar 15th, 2007 08:58 AM
Terra oh cos, darling! please comment to the leathery face forum slut!
Mar 15th, 2007 07:30 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I would comment here, but James has accused me of being obsessed with sex.
Mar 10th, 2007 11:57 PM
Terra you know, the only way your going to see vulva is if you nuke the city you live in. one might survive
Mar 10th, 2007 09:25 AM
Womti
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
I thought a Vulva was a European car
I looked it up on wiki. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva
Mar 9th, 2007 04:38 PM
Jixby Phillips "No thanks!"
Mar 9th, 2007 03:51 PM
Dixie Give up man, she's way out of your league. I mean come on, she's wearing sunglasses!
Mar 9th, 2007 03:24 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I thought a Vulva was a European car
Mar 9th, 2007 11:09 AM
Womti it's actually called a... a vulva right
or wait is it a labia
nooo I think it is a vulva
Mar 8th, 2007 10:51 PM
Terra do you even KNOW what a naked vagina is?
Mar 8th, 2007 12:19 PM
Womti
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
Ask her if she has naked boobs


ask her if she has naked vagina
Mar 6th, 2007 08:33 PM
Fathom Zero I WANT YOUR SEX.
Mar 6th, 2007 08:14 PM
Optimistic Socks Tell her

"Yes, but you must be more specific as to time, sometime could be anytime, and I for one have very little precious time to waste. Mayhaps you mean a wednesday night? Or maybe a fortnight hence from yesterday? Or it may even be you only wish to chat on the full moon of an october night while the Crows caw incessantly and the devil himself grows weary of the touch of cold against his forbidden flesh"
Mar 6th, 2007 07:20 PM
MetalMilitia Ask her if she has naked boobs
Mar 6th, 2007 05:52 PM
MattJack Ask her how many bites it takes her to eat banana.

Then call her a filthy whore.
Mar 6th, 2007 05:47 PM
Terra ask her if she's into fucking cartoons. then introduce yourself.
Mar 6th, 2007 05:41 PM
Seven Force Now you've got it!

Now go get it!
Mar 6th, 2007 05:16 PM
Cliff Steele I don't know about her but i know what my AIM is
Mar 6th, 2007 05:07 PM
Seven Force When she let's her guard down, go to her house and stick it in her ass when she's asleep. Then you can give me the pics/video (if any)
Mar 6th, 2007 05:06 PM
Seven Force You see, the grammatical error let's her know that you're "down to earth" and are not stuck up on errors and flaws. Let's her know that she can drop her guard and just chillax.
Mar 6th, 2007 05:05 PM
Seven Force "Sure, what's you're AIM? "

Was that so hard?
Mar 6th, 2007 03:33 PM
Cliff Steele
HELP! What to say to this girl!

HUBBA HUBBA

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