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Apr 11th, 2007 09:48 PM
MattJack yea man. It's a bulb. Are there any lights that require a liquid to work or produce power?
Apr 11th, 2007 08:38 PM
kahljorn the joke is that there's no such thing as brake light fluid, right?
Apr 9th, 2007 12:28 AM
MattJack Then why do I drink so much at the club?
Apr 8th, 2007 10:04 PM
Lenor @ Matt

:/ Everyone is BEAUTIFUL, just how they are!
Apr 8th, 2007 10:00 PM
MattJack oh, well either way it still isn't any good. So she looks like a 2X4? no bueno mi amigo
Apr 8th, 2007 09:50 PM
Lenor I think he was making a reference toward her TanA.
Apr 8th, 2007 08:38 PM
MattJack Oh I dated a girl like that for about, I dunno, 4 seconds, and I felt like I could crush her with my bare arms/hands.

I was always making her order desert and I was always chasing her around with cake/pizza/lard. She was stupid anyways .

She says to me one day,
"Yea I think my brake light on my car is out, it won't come on when I brake."

"Yea, it sounds like it's out. It could just be out of brake light fluid though."

So she goes home and asks her dad where she can get "Brake Light Fluid." You know, so her brake light will come on again.
Apr 8th, 2007 01:47 PM
BlueOatmeal Shes petite. Not like 5 year old petite but not really huge "assets"
Apr 8th, 2007 02:23 AM
MattJack lol that's terrible! Women have feelings and thoughts too.

So she got junk in the trunk or what?
Apr 8th, 2007 01:37 AM
BlueOatmeal Holy fuck. We got this new hot girl working at Starbucks and every time I work with her I gets me a nice chubby going on.
Apr 6th, 2007 04:27 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
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The 100 post count is bullshit..

MorbidOranges, sweetie I wouldn't count your blessings so early, your a newb on this board.

We should bring back some of the old school spirit back and show these new little fucker's what it was like.
Lenor, your status as a an "oldschool" status as an I-Mockery member is the equivalent that of Bucky.
Apr 1st, 2007 03:50 AM
Lenor The 100 post count is bullshit..

MorbidOranges, sweetie I wouldn't count your blessings so early, your a newb on this board.

We should bring back some of the old school spirit back and show these new little fucker's what it was like.
Apr 1st, 2007 03:24 AM
Matt Harty SORRY BLUEOATMEAL I PROMISE I CARE ABOUT YOU HAVING NO CONTACT WITH FEMALES AT YOUR JOB
Apr 1st, 2007 03:19 AM
BlueOatmeal Man. What the fuck?
Mar 31st, 2007 08:57 AM
MrAdventure I'M W/ KON THIS THREAD IS A WRECK
Mar 30th, 2007 10:48 PM
Matt Harty
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Matt Harty, I wouldn't let no punk bitch talk down to me like that. Shit.
i really have no idea what he said
Mar 30th, 2007 11:29 AM
morbidoranges
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Originally Posted by kon View Post
I H8 THIS THREAD
don't worry kid, it hates you too.
Mar 30th, 2007 05:36 AM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by Pudty View Post
executioneer, chong and matt gay called and they want you to suck their dick more. Buuuuuuurn
Matt Harty, I wouldn't let no punk bitch talk down to me like that. Shit.
Mar 30th, 2007 03:40 AM
Pudty executioneer, chong and matt gay called and they want you to suck their dick more. Buuuuuuurn
Mar 30th, 2007 01:16 AM
Sacks
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at least tools are useful for something burn
Haw haw! SICK BURN! PUDTY IS FINISHED!
Mar 30th, 2007 12:42 AM
Matt Harty don't worry pudty its all part of the hazing ritual once you hit 100 posts it'll all be over! i've got an idea make a thread in a forum nobody views that much and post a bunch of times till you hit 100! and then you'll be part of the gang.
Mar 28th, 2007 10:36 PM
executioneer at least tools are useful for something burn
Mar 28th, 2007 03:37 PM
Pudty
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS View Post
woah! I didn't know Dane Cook was on this message board.
Woah! I didn't know nearly every single person on this message board was a tool!
Mar 27th, 2007 10:14 AM
Womti PUDTY IS HILARIOUS.
Mar 27th, 2007 06:45 AM
MattJack pudty u crack me up. Can I have some more of your humor for freeeeee?


GEEEEE
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