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Apr 11th, 2007 09:48 PM | |
MattJack | yea man. It's a bulb. Are there any lights that require a liquid to work or produce power? |
Apr 11th, 2007 08:38 PM | |
kahljorn | the joke is that there's no such thing as brake light fluid, right? |
Apr 9th, 2007 12:28 AM | |
MattJack | Then why do I drink so much at the club? |
Apr 8th, 2007 10:04 PM | |
Lenor |
![]() :/ Everyone is BEAUTIFUL, just how they are! |
Apr 8th, 2007 10:00 PM | |
MattJack | oh, well either way it still isn't any good. So she looks like a 2X4? no bueno mi amigo |
Apr 8th, 2007 09:50 PM | |
Lenor | I think he was making a reference toward her TanA. |
Apr 8th, 2007 08:38 PM | |
MattJack |
Oh I dated a girl like that for about, I dunno, 4 seconds, and I felt like I could crush her with my bare arms/hands. I was always making her order desert and I was always chasing her around with cake/pizza/lard. She was stupid anyways ![]() She says to me one day, "Yea I think my brake light on my car is out, it won't come on when I brake." "Yea, it sounds like it's out. It could just be out of brake light fluid though." So she goes home and asks her dad where she can get "Brake Light Fluid." You know, so her brake light will come on again. |
Apr 8th, 2007 01:47 PM | |
BlueOatmeal | Shes petite. Not like 5 year old petite but not really huge "assets" |
Apr 8th, 2007 02:23 AM | |
MattJack |
lol that's terrible! Women have feelings and thoughts too. So she got junk in the trunk or what? |
Apr 8th, 2007 01:37 AM | |
BlueOatmeal | Holy fuck. We got this new hot girl working at Starbucks and every time I work with her I gets me a nice chubby going on. |
Apr 6th, 2007 04:27 PM | |
Girl Drink Drunk | Lenor, your status as a an "oldschool" status as an I-Mockery member is the equivalent that of Bucky. |
Apr 1st, 2007 03:50 AM | |
Lenor |
The 100 post count is bullshit.. MorbidOranges, sweetie I wouldn't count your blessings so early, your a newb on this board. We should bring back some of the old school spirit back and show these new little fucker's what it was like. ![]() |
Apr 1st, 2007 03:24 AM | |
Matt Harty | SORRY BLUEOATMEAL I PROMISE I CARE ABOUT YOU HAVING NO CONTACT WITH FEMALES AT YOUR JOB |
Apr 1st, 2007 03:19 AM | |
BlueOatmeal | Man. What the fuck? |
Mar 31st, 2007 08:57 AM | |
MrAdventure | I'M W/ KON THIS THREAD IS A WRECK |
Mar 30th, 2007 10:48 PM | |
Matt Harty | i really have no idea what he said |
Mar 30th, 2007 11:29 AM | |
morbidoranges | don't worry kid, it hates you too. |
Mar 30th, 2007 05:36 AM | |
MattJack | Matt Harty, I wouldn't let no punk bitch talk down to me like that. Shit. |
Mar 30th, 2007 03:40 AM | |
Pudty | executioneer, chong and matt gay called and they want you to suck their dick more. Buuuuuuurn |
Mar 30th, 2007 01:16 AM | |
Sacks |
Haw haw! SICK BURN! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mar 30th, 2007 12:42 AM | |
Matt Harty | don't worry pudty its all part of the hazing ritual once you hit 100 posts it'll all be over! i've got an idea make a thread in a forum nobody views that much and post a bunch of times till you hit 100! and then you'll be part of the gang. |
Mar 28th, 2007 10:36 PM | |
executioneer | at least tools are useful for something burn |
Mar 28th, 2007 03:37 PM | |
Pudty | Woah! I didn't know nearly every single person on this message board was a tool! |
Mar 27th, 2007 10:14 AM | |
Womti | PUDTY IS HILARIOUS. |
Mar 27th, 2007 06:45 AM | |
MattJack |
pudty u crack me up. Can I have some more of your humor for freeeeee? GEEEEE |
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