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| Jun 19th, 2007 04:56 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
Did I mention that you guys are gonna die over 50 times on stage three because you are |
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| Jun 19th, 2007 04:14 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman | I'm on stage 3 in Kid Icarus. I'll be damned if I let any of you jokers finish this list before I do. | |
| Jun 18th, 2007 09:17 PM | ||
| Chojin |
You have to memorize every part of each level and then build strategies around it. You also have to know where enemies appear so you can minimize the amount of bullshit flying at you. I'll take a video here in a sec and show you! |
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| Jun 18th, 2007 12:42 PM | ||
| Protoclown | WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, MAN?? TELL ME | |
| Jun 18th, 2007 02:46 AM | ||
| Chojin | I've read up on it a bit and apparently 6-2 is famous for being queer. I can now get through it every time, and I have to because whenever you die on ANY of the bosses after it, the game dumps you back off at 6-1. Even if you have more lives left. And the best part is, the next time you fight the boss, you don't get your health back! HOORJ | |
| Jun 17th, 2007 03:24 AM | ||
| Protoclown | Chojin, I'm stuck in the EXACT same spot on Ninja Gaiden. I actually got to the end bosses when I was a more nimble child, but I don't see how I can ever make it past where I'm stuck right now. | |
| Jun 16th, 2007 07:48 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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| Jun 16th, 2007 07:23 PM | ||
| Chojin |
I'm still on level 6-2 of Ninja Gaiden on the VC for my Wii ;< There's this EXACT PATTERN you have to follow to beat each floor, and if you EVER, EVER move the screen too much in one direction while you're doing it, the game will punish you by spawning an endless supply of birds and football players to bash you off of the little platforms you spend the entirety of the game standing on. So far I'm able to pretty consistantly get past floors 1, 2, and 3 (on floor 2, there's a jump where I have to purposefully fall into a pit so that an eagle will appear and smack me hard enough to land me on the other side), but floor 4 is I SWEAR TO GOD IMPOSSIBLE unless AND ONLY UNLESS you still have the ninja stars left over from floor 2, cause there's this part where you have to jump over a bat, run from a football player, jump the football player, jump an eagle that swoops at you, run forward, fire a ninja star, QUICKLY jump to avoid another bat from the left, jump forward to land on the platform of the cross-thrower that the star killed... and I've never been able to do that right so I don't know what's past that ;< Ninja Gaiden is also delightfully fond of making you fly in whichever direction means your death when you get hit, and also of choosing the best possible moments to either have your special item not fire or to have your sword magically phase through enemies. I don't understand why you even have a life meter, since you only meet your tragic end from falling into bottomless pits. Slightly less annoying for some reason is Kid Icarus, and I finally got to stage 2 today ;< Who thought it would be a good idea to only give you one life to live for your country? |
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| Jun 16th, 2007 01:27 PM | ||
| soundtest | Great article Proto. I remember when I was 10 my friend and I stayed up until 4am refusing to give up on Ghosts 'n' Goblins until we beat it. After torturing for hours and finally getting to the end only to realize that it was just "A TRICK DEVISED BY SATAN" and you have to go back to the beginning of the damn game and do it all over a second time to actually beat the game... well, a little part of me died that night. | |
| Jun 15th, 2007 02:10 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
Fucking hell CHOJIN I'D LIKE MY EDIT BUTTON BACK NOW |
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| Jun 15th, 2007 02:09 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman | I think it's a collection or something | |
| Jun 12th, 2007 08:38 PM | ||
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| Jun 12th, 2007 08:35 PM | ||
| MarioRPG | Mega Man games get stupid after you beat the robot masters. | |
| Jun 12th, 2007 04:35 PM | ||
| RaNkeri | Well, it's a game called Mega Man: the Wily wars. It contains Mega Man games I-III, naturally with graphics and audio upgraded to Genesis' level. | |
| Jun 12th, 2007 01:07 PM | ||
| Protoclown | I didn't even realize there WAS a Genesis version :O | |
| Jun 12th, 2007 04:55 AM | ||
| RaNkeri |
Well at least the cyclops giant can be beaten in the NES version(if you take advantage out of some weird bug). But what about in the Genesis version? Nope, impossible 
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| Jun 11th, 2007 06:52 PM | ||
| Protoclown | Yeah, when I played through Mega Man recently I didn't have any problems until the damned cyclops monster. Even Ice Man gave me no problems whatsoever, but the last part of his stage did have me fall to my death a couple times. | |
| Jun 11th, 2007 02:16 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman | That Gutsman's Ass thing made me wanna play Megaman again, and now I am finding it almost insultingly easy. I blew through the first six stages in about 45 with only two deaths thanks to iceman's faggotry, and now I'm gonna go for the cyclops bastard which I have only managed to beat once before (without cheating). I'm so fucking cool you guys | |
| Jun 11th, 2007 02:04 AM | ||
| executioneer |
man i just beat the tmnt underwater electric bomb maze w/ 30 seconds and leonardo still at full health i don't know if it was luck, or if i remembered where all the bombs were or what but man i don't ever rmember doing it that well, i'm pretty sure when i beat it when i was a kid i'd always at least have the music goin fast cause there were less than 15 seconds left |
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| Jun 11th, 2007 12:29 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman | Kid Icarus you can suck my fucking balls OK | |
| Jun 10th, 2007 11:31 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
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| Jun 10th, 2007 12:01 PM | ||
| Sacks |
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| Jun 10th, 2007 11:41 AM | ||
| Protoclown | Yeah, once you learn how to deal with that annoying monkey guy, Frankenstein isn't TOO bad, but he's still pretty annoying. What's the other game on the list you've beaten without a game genie? | |
| Jun 10th, 2007 12:10 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman | So I just beat Castlevania for the first time ever, thanks to Proto's tip about killing Death. That makes two on this list I've beaten without a GameGenie (which, considering Battletoads, is in my eyes absolutely fine to do without becoming a douchebag), and I am now dead-set on getting through all of them, because that's the kind of guy I am. Woo-hoo. | |
| Jun 9th, 2007 11:27 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | This prompted me to replay Castlevania, and I found that Frankenstein is a pushover if you keep the little fucker monkey immobilized by hitting him with axes (that also usually hit Frank on the way down). If you have a double or triple item powerup and enough hearts, you really don't even have to move. | |
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