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Jul 3rd, 2007 06:01 AM
DeadKennedys Picking up power converters was probably their equivalent of picking up a new muffler for your car or some cd's, followed by wasting time with your friends. Uncle Owen was such a tightass.

Jul 2nd, 2007 06:12 AM
MockMeAmadeus Punch the Pandas
Jul 2nd, 2007 06:10 AM
MockMeAmadeus Don't take good advice.
Jul 1st, 2007 08:54 PM
JB_Man Don't punch the pandas
Jun 28th, 2007 11:17 AM
Perndog I never understood why Owen thought picking up power converters was a waste of time. Maybe they're for car stereos or something. You know those teenagers and their loud music.
Jun 28th, 2007 09:58 AM
executioneer guys maybe he's not talking about the same thing you are did you ever think about that
Jun 28th, 2007 06:31 AM
MockMeAmadeus LUKE: Me and my friends were going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

(Heisted of Wikipedia )
Jun 28th, 2007 03:33 AM
DeadKennedys Tosche Station
Jun 28th, 2007 12:01 AM
Archduke Tips Never go to the Hitachi Station looking for power converters.
Jun 27th, 2007 03:15 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I don't think so. How about this:

never get into a pissing match with a skunk.....I learned that in divorce court.
Jun 27th, 2007 02:57 PM
MisSFiT Ouch!

Wait, didn't we go through this before?
Jun 27th, 2007 12:49 PM
Cosmo Electrolux never trust a woman or an automatic weapon
Jun 27th, 2007 09:48 AM
MockMeAmadeus Don’t cut a corner at 100 miles an hour in front of the cops. They will demand that you put the corner back.

Prevent death on the roads, drive on the pavement.

If you should get a flat tyre, it is customary for the man to pump first, and then followed by the woman. However, make sure that before you drive off to get out of the car and fix that damn tyre.

Be careful of a woman that points two 38’s at you. She just might have a gun in her purse.

Ok, at least I’m trying.
Jun 25th, 2007 11:03 PM
MisSFiT If you shave yourself with a bic razor do not throw rubbing alcohol on yourself afterwards.
Jun 25th, 2007 10:46 PM
DeadKennedys Stick On, apply directly to the forehead!
Jun 25th, 2007 08:28 PM
GADZOOKS You can't have your dog and eat it too - Old Chinese Proverb

edit: I KNOW
Jun 25th, 2007 07:30 PM
executioneer wrong song
Jun 25th, 2007 06:26 PM
Sacks Never mess with the wife of a jealous man.
Jun 25th, 2007 05:26 PM
Esuohlim Furthermore, don't pull the mask off ol' Lone Ranger
Jun 25th, 2007 04:12 PM
Fathom Zero Don't spit into the wind, either.
Jun 25th, 2007 03:55 PM
Esuohlim Don't tug on Superman's cape, guys
Jun 25th, 2007 02:37 PM
Fathom Zero To get the best results, apply liberally.
Jun 25th, 2007 09:11 AM
MockMeAmadeus Shakespeare
Jun 25th, 2007 08:52 AM
DeadKennedys If testicles come together, thine act is homosexual.
Jun 25th, 2007 08:16 AM
MockMeAmadeus Life is not always about dicks. Whether they private or public be.
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