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Jul 14th, 2007 01:29 PM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux |
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Jul 13th, 2007 11:34 PM | ||
glowbelly |
aren't you supposed to be moving to cleveland, george? or at least calling me on a more regular basis? oh and to the mean women in your lives, cosmo and george. if i wasn't married, i would lead you both on and then make you fight over which one of you was allowed to TOUCH MY SOCKED FEET. |
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Jul 10th, 2007 07:51 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | Misanthropist....and I hate people too, but I'm not angry.....just bitter and little cynical. | |
Jul 9th, 2007 05:19 PM | ||
MisSFiT | That's because you are an angry monster. | |
Jul 9th, 2007 11:06 AM | ||
MockMeAmadeus | or convienence store clerks who decide to take a hike. | |
Jul 9th, 2007 10:36 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | or convienence store clerks who hitchhike to work.... | |
Jul 9th, 2007 09:53 AM | ||
MisSFiT | Or hitchhikers going into convienance stores. | |
Jul 9th, 2007 07:39 AM | ||
executioneer | i hate people too | |
Jul 7th, 2007 09:53 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | or convienence store clerks.... | |
Jul 7th, 2007 12:11 AM | ||
MisSFiT | That's why you don't pick up hitchhikers. | |
Jul 5th, 2007 12:10 PM | ||
george |
i knew somone would understand. and chimp, i am n ot into cock, that was only one time, and i was drunk, and my ass was inexplicably sore for a month. |
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Jul 5th, 2007 08:07 AM | ||
MockMeAmadeus | And it works out cheaper in the end. | |
Jul 5th, 2007 07:54 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | I'm pretty sure that all of the women I've been invoved with are certifiably insane. I think it's a requirement to sleep with me. | |
Jul 4th, 2007 06:34 PM | ||
AChimp | Ah man, George... and here I was going to get all sensitive and let you touch my cock. | |
Jul 4th, 2007 12:39 PM | ||
george |
i will be sticking with prostitutes from now on. Achimp gave me his mothers contact information. nothing like getting your salad tossed with REAL maple syrup. plus with a prostitute you can pick a new one every time. and you dont have to excuse your small penis and they are HAPPY when it only takes about three minutes. |
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Jul 4th, 2007 12:57 AM | ||
Girl Drink Drunk | This is where the thread goes downhill. | |
Jul 4th, 2007 12:45 AM | ||
Misdemonar | you guys should've just got some wambam thank-you mame, uh-huh | |
Jul 3rd, 2007 11:13 PM | ||
MisSFiT |
This is a woman hating man club, so I'll just stay out of this, but I would like to add that not all exes are crazy. Well, in my case it's the other way around. |
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Jul 3rd, 2007 07:34 PM | ||
FartinMowler | I'm imagining both of there ex wifes kissing (each other : /) | |
Jul 3rd, 2007 06:38 PM | ||
AChimp | This thread depresses me. | |
Jul 3rd, 2007 10:39 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | probably so, George. I fanatisize about all of the horrible diseases and terrible accidents that could befall her. | |
Jul 3rd, 2007 09:22 AM | ||
george |
oh yeah the old "think about the children" or "tell daddy how much you hate his doing anything that doesn't involve you" bullshit. i just get so goddamned pissed off. OK i get it, you hate me, NOW PLEASE GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!! but no i have to pay for it every moment, even though i did nothing fucking wrong. and for the record, i bet your thunk is extremely similar to my tonk. ah, dreams. |
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Jul 3rd, 2007 08:08 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | mine is passive aggressive and uses the kids to get her dirty work done. I imagine hearing not the screech of tires as the truck tries to stop, but the gunning of a huge diesel engine and the satisfying "Thunk" of a head splitting open on the grill. | |
Jul 3rd, 2007 07:47 AM | ||
george |
well, you start thinking "ok, i dont hate her so much, we can get along for the sake of the children, and then she starts with the fucking nagging and bitching, and TRYING TO BLAME YOU FOR THE FACT SHE ABANDONED HER FAMILY AND LEFT US TO HANG. and then you want to buy her some herring and hope for the worst. or wonder in intense color and dolby 5.1 daydream sound if that weird little bulldog on mack trucks would make a TONK sound when it hit her in her fucking noggin, and if so what would it sound like? and don't forget the splatter, the glorious splatter. |
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Jul 3rd, 2007 07:30 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | I know what you mean George. I keep hoping my soon to be ex wife walks in front of a truck | |
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