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Aug 12th, 2007 08:48 PM
arg_zombies Gooooooooooooooodbye Hoooooooooorses
Aug 12th, 2007 01:47 PM
Chojin Oh, you.
Aug 12th, 2007 01:05 PM
Seven Force Which sums up what Evil Robot said
Aug 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
GADZOOKS It's because you didn't participate in the mock wars dude
Aug 11th, 2007 10:18 PM
Evil Robot Wait, how did you get a swastika in your title field? thats fucking cool and I would be willing to hurt someone to get it. Just say the word.
Aug 11th, 2007 10:10 PM
Evil Robot Why do I have these fucking animals in my avatar? I don't really know, but you can be shit sure chojin had something to do with it. He's the kind of sick self hating gay fuck that would draw something like that. I remember from a few years ago he dressed up in a bikini and had some jerk take pictures of him running around in the rain. He is so gay.
Aug 11th, 2007 03:23 PM
Esuohlim Why are there animals fucking in your avatar
Aug 11th, 2007 03:12 PM
Seven Force hi evil robot
Aug 10th, 2007 10:51 PM
Dr. V I was getting worried about you ER.
Aug 10th, 2007 12:16 AM
GADZOOKS nice!!!
Aug 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Evil Robot
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Originally Posted by Sacks View Post
Ho ho SOMEONE needs to brush up on Norse Mythology!
Go back to africa there, frenchie.
Aug 9th, 2007 11:46 PM
Yggdrasill I wouldn't doubt that name was taken. But hey I like my name!
Aug 9th, 2007 11:44 PM
Sacks Ho ho SOMEONE needs to brush up on Norse Mythology!
Aug 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Evil Robot Yggdrasill? What the hell kind of a name is that? What was asdfjkl; already taken?

Edit- I spelled the word "name" wrong. fuck you.
Aug 9th, 2007 11:34 PM
Yggdrasill Hi Evil Robot, i'm Yggdrasill. Welcome back!
Aug 9th, 2007 11:31 PM
Evil Robot Who the fuck are you people?
Aug 9th, 2007 11:27 PM
Yggdrasill Oh because asians mix thier l's and r's so it has a double meaning!
Aug 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Sacks and then the Asian guy jumps out all like "SUPPLIES!" I love that one man.
Aug 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Evil Robot Looking at the post I made numerous minutes ago, I thought of a joke I just thought of;

!: A janitor is emptying something in a patients hospital room. The patient thinks alound "If only I had chosen a different path in life, I could have been a lawyer or an investor you know? I should have chosen somehting wher I could have made more money. I could have given my children more, I could have given them a head start on having a better life then I did. Everything would have been better, people would remember me."

Just then the janitor says "Yo nigga, if you had more money you wouldn't even be on yo death bed right now! Sheeeeeat.".
Aug 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
ArrowX I love you
Aug 9th, 2007 10:20 PM
Evil Robot
Why Evil Robot is so fucking great

Yes, it's true, I am Evil Robot and I am very fucking great. When people look at me, the UV index of light which damages their eyes instantly gets reduced. When cancer patients walk near me thier patience be comes a virtue. When Al Quida attacked the World Trade Center, Albert Kida changed his name to Evil Robot (There are over 120 Al Kidas in the U.S.A. alone).

Yes, one can surely see how great I am now, but what about twenty years from now? What if Evil Robot's ascent to "greatness" wasnt marred by a criminal record with numerous DWI convictions? If I had a nickle for every time this question was asked, I'd have 10 cents and the Islamic community would be up in arms.

So in conclusion, if you skipped over this whole thing not knowing who or what I am, your belief that I cannot be contradicted would be radical and violence inducing by now.

Now lets all get out ther and cut down some parking meters for Christ's sake!

That is all for now,
Evil Robot.


PS: I am back.

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